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Title: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: TheWildcat on January 24, 2008, 09:40:54 AM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 

Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: cireksu on January 24, 2008, 09:44:37 AM
1 dollar says he goes to GT next year and takes Macgruder and Judge with him.

to be closer to home.
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: TheShocker on January 24, 2008, 09:47:36 AM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 





LOL at KSU. Nothing says weakness like a coaching staff that is unable to sire male offspring.
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: KSU187 on January 24, 2008, 09:54:15 AM
.....and the wichitard idiot comes out of the woodwork!

Welcome back!

Delonte will be here next year, for sure. :eyeseeyou:


Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: pissclams on January 24, 2008, 09:59:04 AM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 



LOL at KSU. Nothing says weakness like a coaching staff that is unable to sire male offspring.
:lol:
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on January 24, 2008, 10:04:07 AM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 





LOL at KSU. Nothing says weakness like a coaching staff that is unable to sire male offspring.

That's actually the best post you have ever had.  Now take your bow and Costanza on out of here.
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: mjrod on January 24, 2008, 10:04:38 AM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 





LOL at KSU. Nothing says weakness like a coaching staff that is unable to sire male offspring.

The price KSU men have to pay for getting laid.. unlike TheShocker.. no kids, no women, self-satisfaction..

And you will go to hell because..

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: blackman-era-front-rower on January 24, 2008, 11:09:32 AM
wow!... i'm speechless! (and theologically confused)
 
 :cyclist:
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: mjrod on January 24, 2008, 11:11:27 AM
Forgot to add credits..

Thanks to Monte Python and the Meaning of Life.
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: purplepowerman on January 24, 2008, 11:57:51 AM
Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Hill! There is nothing more special than being a parent. I'm sure they'll have some purple outfits to dress her in.
 :ksu: :ksu:
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on January 24, 2008, 04:24:26 PM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 



Deb is probably drooling right now about this recruiting class.
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: KSU4ME on January 24, 2008, 04:47:53 PM
Deb is probably drooling right now about this recruiting class.

Frank was a horrid basketball player.  His genes will not be of much help to the girls.

Start naming the Cuban basketball greats.
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on January 24, 2008, 04:55:52 PM
Deb is probably drooling right now about this recruiting class.

Frank was a horrid basketball player.  His genes will not be of much help to the girls.

Start naming the Cuban basketball greats.

I know that....Hill was good and so was Underwood.  I wonder if Franks wife had skills
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: Thin Blue Line on January 24, 2008, 05:49:25 PM
Wildcats assistant Dalonte Hill was absent Wednesday. He was with his wife, Tish, who gave birth to daughter Daeja at 6:01 p.m. Tuesday. It was Hill’s third daughter. “Between Dalonte, coach (Frank) Martin and me, we have seven girls,” K-State director of operations Andy Assaley said. “We could field our own team.”
 





LOL at KSU. Nothing says weakness like a coaching staff that is unable to sire male offspring.

It takes a real man to blow the ballz off and make it a girl.      :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Congrats to Dalonte Hill!
Post by: RonLongshaft on January 24, 2008, 07:10:48 PM
did they have it here in manhattan? my brother and his wife had a baby boy yesterday and i was up there and saw no sign of Hill, that would have made my day.