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Title: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: catfan28 on December 28, 2007, 10:40:35 AM
http://cjonline.com/slideshows/122807/229564220/slide2.shtml


How does she hug the guy if she can't get her arms around him?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: AzCat on December 28, 2007, 11:49:24 AM
Her role is probably to sandblast the clingons off every few weeks.  :yuck:
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: Bookie Pimp on December 28, 2007, 11:52:42 AM
By the looks of that picture, I'd say that the fat man has a tremendous weight advantage when the wife beatings commence...

 :boxing:
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: Trim on December 28, 2007, 12:00:17 PM
I wish Barry Switzer loved me this much:

Quote
"I know the guy needs a dollie to roll him out on the field, but Mark, he's something and I love him. I've had a few meals with him myself. He's done a fantastic job.''

http://blogs.cjonline.com/index.php?entry=5902

Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: fatty fat fat on December 28, 2007, 01:01:32 PM
Sexiest man alive?

(http://images.morris.com/images/cjonline/mdControlled/cms/2007/12/28/229564333.jpg)


 :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: ksu4tc on December 28, 2007, 01:38:17 PM
Is it true that Mark met Mary Jane when he was working at the Turnpike Booth?

Mark: That'll be $1.25.
Mary Jane: Here ya go (handing him the money).
Mark: Your hands are so beautiful.
Mary Jane: I'd like to fill you full of high calorie food for a number of years.
Mark: You had me at high calorie.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on December 28, 2007, 01:40:40 PM
He has a very impressive FUPA.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: dmartin on December 28, 2007, 02:48:26 PM
Sexiest man alive?

(http://images.morris.com/images/cjonline/mdControlled/cms/2007/12/28/229564333.jpg)


 :love: :love: :love:

I thought that was a stewardess.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 28, 2007, 03:09:11 PM
Is the tan to cover up the bruises??

Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on December 28, 2007, 03:10:50 PM
What a cute back pack he has :blush:
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: SCHITZ on December 28, 2007, 03:58:21 PM
Sexiest man alive?

(http://images.morris.com/images/cjonline/mdControlled/cms/2007/12/28/229564333.jpg)


 :love: :love: :love:

looks like the camera man is about to cream himself
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: purplefreak42 on December 28, 2007, 08:10:22 PM
Wasnt there a pic on he awhile ago of Fat man kissing some lady after a game?  If there was that dont look like the same lady.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: joelcat on December 28, 2007, 10:49:14 PM
That is an impressive tie that reaches around his size 78 neck.

Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: Trim on December 30, 2007, 11:27:15 AM
Sexiest man alive?

(http://images.morris.com/images/cjonline/mdControlled/cms/2007/12/28/229564333.jpg)


 :love: :love: :love:

vs.

(http://images.morris.com/images/cjonline/mdControlled/cms/2007/12/30/230137673.jpg)

http://cjonline.com/stories/123007/haw_230137610.shtml

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For me, the highlight of the day was Kansas’ beach party, where the impromptu rap battle broke out among half the team. Most of the guys were hard to understand because they were rapping over other rap lyrics, but I got the impression James McClinton and Aqib Talib were the most entertaining. Todd Reesing watched briefly. Jake Sharp sat down and downed a burger.

Randomly, a bikini-clad girl jumped in and held her own until rapping that she was with the boys of “Kansas State,” which would have been a wildly unpopular thing to say if she had not been a bikini-clad girl.

http://blogs.cjonline.com/index.php?entry=5922
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: steve dave on December 30, 2007, 11:33:44 AM
What is your estimate of the last time Mark was physically able to perform in the sack.  I put the over/under at his first season at Kansas State. 
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: cas on December 30, 2007, 05:29:05 PM
What is your estimate of the last time Mark was physically able to perform in the sack.  I put the over/under at his first season at Kansas State. 

How about the last time he tied his own shoes.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: AzCat on December 30, 2007, 06:29:04 PM
What is your estimate of the last time Mark was physically able to perform in the sack.  I put the over/under at his first season at Kansas State. 

How about the last time he tied his own shoes.

Or wiped his own ....  Nevermind.   :yuck:
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: mikeycat on December 30, 2007, 07:38:35 PM
a friend of mine that played for ku under Mason then a brief stint in the NFL, told me that Mangino has to shower after taking a crap, since his arms won't reach.    Apparently you can hear the shower run in his office bathroom after he flushes.

true story.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: BIGDAVEFREEMAN on December 30, 2007, 08:51:00 PM
a friend of mine that played for ku under Mason then a brief stint in the NFL, told me that Mangino has to shower after taking a crap, since his arms won't reach.    Apparently you can hear the shower run in his office bathroom after he flushes.

true story.
HALARIOUS  :thumbsup:

But i can't say i was that surprised.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: FHSU92 on December 31, 2007, 05:29:32 PM
That is an impressive tie that reaches around his size 78 neck.



The secret: two ties tied together.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: cas on December 31, 2007, 08:30:23 PM
My aunt is a nurse at Manhattan Mercy hospital, when ku came to town they had a drill on Friday on how to deal with a massive heart attack with a 350+ pound man. I kid you not.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: catINdallas on December 31, 2007, 08:50:23 PM
 :bs:

450+
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: BIGDAVEFREEMAN on January 01, 2008, 12:02:17 AM
:bs:

450+
Are we talking about cholesterol or weight???
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: catINdallas on January 03, 2008, 07:33:51 PM
:bs:

450+
Are we talking about cholesterol or weight???
I was talking weight, but yes, good point idneed.
Title: Re: Poor Mary Jane
Post by: BIGDAVEFREEMAN on January 03, 2008, 07:39:48 PM
:bs:

450+
Are we talking about cholesterol or weight???
I was talking weight, but yes, good point idneed.

:blush:
just making sure