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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: RustyWagon on December 19, 2007, 04:57:49 PM
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Not really up to theonion.com standards but half-way funny. They must have a writer from the state of Kansas because Kansas town come up a lot in their articles.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27651
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LOL. There always seems to be an article in the collegian about this every year from some stupid chick.
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"Troy's cool," fraternity brother Marcus Glynn said. "He's totally down for whatever: He can put away the vodka like nobody's business, and if there's chicks to mack on, he's there. Wait—did you say Troy Schultz or Troy Ausmus? Actually, I guess it doesn't matter. They're both kinda like that."
Best part
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that was weird.....i mean where do people come up with this stuff :ksu:
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Unlike most fraternity men Errico has met, Ausmus seems to know exactly what he wants to do in life.
"Most frat guys don't have any direction," Errico said. "But Troy is a business major, and he's totally serious about getting out in the real world and having a career that will make him a lot of money. He's always talking about stuff he wants to get, like a Beemer, a house on the beach, and a plasma-screen TV. I just know he's going to do really well after college. Most of Troy's brothers want the same stuff, but they're too lazy. Troy totally has his head on straight. He even already has some connections lined up with some Sig Ep alums."