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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: michigancat on November 26, 2007, 08:00:07 AM

Title: Texas
Post by: michigancat on November 26, 2007, 08:00:07 AM
God, what a piece of sh*t that state is.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: michigancat on November 26, 2007, 08:57:22 AM
OK, why can't we get a gas station that's open anywhere outside of Dallas or Houston?

You go along I-70 in Kansas, you can stop at about any town with 5000 people and find a fairly nice gas station that's open 24 hours.  They'll have coffee, semi clean bathrooms, and cheesy truckin CD's.

In Texas, the gas station is either closed, or it's some POS sh*tbox at an off ramp that closely resembles I-70 and the Paseo with sh*tstains on the bathroom walls, an empty coffee pot, and no David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

F*cking Texas.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: Saulbadguy on November 26, 2007, 09:12:51 AM
Not a fan. 
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: Pittcat on November 26, 2007, 09:40:16 AM
Rusty, why don't you tell us how you really feel?
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: pissclams on November 26, 2007, 09:54:36 AM
If there's one state I really love more than Kansas (homer), it's gotta be Texas.
Ice cold beer, women, fast cars, they got it all.  And tons of gas stations to boot.

Here's to you Texas, if you're reading this thread I salute you.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 26, 2007, 10:00:00 AM
If there's one state I really love more than Kansas (homer), it's gotta be Texas.
Ice cold beer, women, fast cars, they got it all.  And tons of gas stations to boot.

Here's to you Texas, if you're reading this thread I salute you.  :thumbsup:

bet you' just sayin that to get at rusty!

ha!

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: michigancat on November 26, 2007, 10:03:10 AM
:curse:
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: Saulbadguy on November 26, 2007, 10:08:24 AM
Go to Dallas/Plano/Ft Worth.  The women there =  :love:
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: pissclams on November 26, 2007, 10:11:39 AM
Go to Dallas/Plano/Ft Worth.  The women there =  :love:
Exactly...I was in Dallas this summer and there were women everywhere.   :hookem:
Thing is, traffic is kinda bad, roads everywhere.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: michigancat on November 26, 2007, 10:43:55 AM
Also, I don't get how they can make brand new suburbs ugly overnight.

I'm not a fan of suburbs, but how can they make suburbs so sh*tty?
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: opcat on November 26, 2007, 12:54:33 PM
thread =  :lol:

Title: Re: Texas
Post by: sys on November 26, 2007, 03:39:47 PM
texas is nice.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: opcat on November 26, 2007, 03:47:59 PM
texas girls.

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQo9Z4LtNj8&feature=bz301
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: doom on November 26, 2007, 05:45:42 PM
Everything is bigger in texas, including the shat stains on the bathroom walls.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: ECN on November 26, 2007, 07:12:52 PM
only thing i like is, the slower traffic just pulls to the side and keeps going and you just zip on past.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: cas on November 26, 2007, 07:26:07 PM
David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

Just curious, what are your favorite kind of seeds??
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: chum1 on November 26, 2007, 07:39:22 PM
only thing i like is, the slower traffic just pulls to the side and keeps going and you just zip on past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwFNiueGOMo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwFNiueGOMo)
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: ECN on November 26, 2007, 07:41:15 PM
LOF'nL

and remember my new numba...

Title: Re: Texas
Post by: michigancat on November 26, 2007, 09:37:45 PM
David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

Just curious, what are your favorite kind of seeds??

David Ranch.

Also, people in Houston can manage to blame every social problem imaginable on:

A)  Mexicans
B)  Katrina Refugees
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: Bookie Pimp on November 27, 2007, 12:33:20 PM


http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Way_Too_Proud_of_Texas_Guy.mp3

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: cas on November 27, 2007, 08:35:04 PM
David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

Just curious, what are your favorite kind of seeds??

David Ranch.

Also, people in Houston can manage to blame every social problem imaginable on:

A)  Mexicans
B)  Katrina Refugees

I too enjoy ranch, Nacho Cheese are also pretty good.
Title: Re: Texas
Post by: Fox on November 27, 2007, 08:45:27 PM
OK, why can't we get a gas station that's open anywhere outside of Dallas or Houston?

You go along I-70 in Kansas, you can stop at about any town with 5000 people and find a fairly nice gas station that's open 24 hours.  They'll have coffee, semi clean bathrooms, and cheesy truckin CD's.

In Texas, the gas station is either closed, or it's some POS sh*tbox at an off ramp that closely resembles I-70 and the Paseo with sh*tstains on the bathroom walls, an empty coffee pot, and no David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

F*cking Texas.
QFT