KSUFans Archives

Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: Wildcat Jack on November 08, 2007, 10:29:06 AM

Title: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: Wildcat Jack on November 08, 2007, 10:29:06 AM
wearing my purple Kansas State hoodie.  A salesman says, "Hey, Kansas State.  Did you see the game this weekend?"  I say which one...cause I'm not sure if he's a Cyclown trying to trap me.  "He looks quizzical and says....against Nebraska."  I say, "No we got them this weekend."  He's now thoroughly confused....so I explain to him that Kansas beat Nebraska by the big margin not Kansas State.  He says, "Kansas...no way...they suck at football....Kansas State is the only ones that could've put that on them....Kansas, I didn't know they had a football team, don't they only play basketball....are you sure?"
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: QuinnMac on November 08, 2007, 10:31:22 AM
Obviously Johnson County

Probably the "Great Mall of the Great Plains"
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: KSUTOMMY on November 08, 2007, 11:03:38 AM
What city was this in? Anchorage, AK? After his puzzled look, you should have said, "that's OK Rip Van FU*KING Winkle... go back to sleep for another 10 yrs or so!"  :cyclist:
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: Wildcat Jack on November 08, 2007, 11:48:10 AM
Wisconsin...

Yeah, he doesn't have a clue....but, it's interesting that ku's 9 games of being good ....and KSU's last 4 years of mediocrity hasn't translated yet....

We need to get better soon before it does.
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: lynchmb1029 on November 08, 2007, 01:48:34 PM
Wisconsin...

Yeah, he doesn't have a clue....but, it's interesting that ku's 9 games of being good ....and KSU's last 4 years of mediocrity hasn't translated yet....

We need to get better soon before it does.

Where in Wisconsins?

I just moved up here....... :frown:
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: Newbie on November 08, 2007, 01:58:26 PM
wearing my purple Kansas State hoodie.  A salesman says, "Hey, Kansas State.  Did you see the game this weekend?"  I say which one...cause I'm not sure if he's a Cyclown trying to trap me.  "He looks quizzical and says....against Nebraska."  I say, "No we got them this weekend."  He's now thoroughly confused....so I explain to him that Kansas beat Nebraska by the big margin not Kansas State.  He says, "Kansas...no way...they suck at football....Kansas State is the only ones that could've put that on them....Kansas, I didn't know they had a football team, don't they only play basketball....are you sure?"

Well at least he knew there were 2 different schools -- he's way ahead of the game in that regard.  People elsewhere generally draw no distinction between ku and KSU.  Does anyone in Kansas know the difference between New Mexico and NMSU?  Think of it that way.
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: Wildcat Jack on November 08, 2007, 05:00:51 PM
Janesville
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: Catbanker on November 08, 2007, 07:33:39 PM
Janesville?  Hey is there still an Eagles food store there?  I used to deliver sides of beef there from Dubuque Pack.  Although the best name for a grocery store in Wisconsin was Piggly Wiggly.   By the way, any decent bartender in Wisconsin makes a hell of an old fashion.  I prefer southern comfort old fashions myself.... :beerchug:

also you need to make it to Lacrosse for Octoberfest.  It is wild or at least it used to be....
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: mjrod on November 08, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
wearing my purple Kansas State hoodie.  A salesman says, "Hey, Kansas State.  Did you see the game this weekend?"  I say which one...cause I'm not sure if he's a Cyclown trying to trap me.  "He looks quizzical and says....against Nebraska."  I say, "No we got them this weekend."  He's now thoroughly confused....so I explain to him that Kansas beat Nebraska by the big margin not Kansas State.  He says, "Kansas...no way...they suck at football....Kansas State is the only ones that could've put that on them....Kansas, I didn't know they had a football team, don't they only play basketball....are you sure?"

Alan Evridge got a job at the mall?

Good for him.
Title: Re: So I was in the mall last night...
Post by: Wildcat Jack on November 08, 2007, 08:25:02 PM
Janesville?  Hey is there still an Eagles food store there?  I used to deliver sides of beef there from Dubuque Pack.  Although the best name for a grocery store in Wisconsin was Piggly Wiggly.   By the way, any decent bartender in Wisconsin makes a hell of an old fashion.  I prefer southern comfort old fashions myself.... :beerchug:

also you need to make it to Lacrosse for Octoberfest.  It is wild or at least it used to be....

Piggly Wiggly right down the road...no Eagles

Beer, sausage, cheese, brandy old fashions, polka, and friday fish fry.....when I watch That 70's Show re-runs it's really not an escape from everyday reality.

Quote
Alan Evridge got a job at the mall?

Good for him

Ya gotta be tough to work at this mall, no FP's....plus they don't provide any lockers