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Title: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: tmramrod91 on October 04, 2007, 06:44:40 PM
College football live

Holtz: ku has to be for real, you dont put up those kind of numbers and your not for real.
Rece Davis : ku is 3rd in the country in total offense, 3rd in total defense, and another important statistic: ku's opponents have a grand total of 3 wins vs 1-A teams.

LOL

 :lol:
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: pufizzle on October 04, 2007, 06:47:17 PM
Holtz also predicted ND to have 8-10 wins this year.   :jerkoff:
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: ksuftballfan1 on October 04, 2007, 06:47:54 PM
i just saw that, i was cracking up :lol:
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: ArchE_Cat on October 04, 2007, 06:55:02 PM
Lou also says: "ku outscored the two common opponents they had with Purdue by 18 points a game! They're for real"

Mark May says: "Didn't you just say that Purdue was a very average football team?"

:lol:

Lou Holtz for Prethedent!!!!

Lou also said: "Brandon Mac..Mc...Ma..ma...Mcend...McAnderszen..."  :loly:
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: WorldWideBalla21 on October 04, 2007, 07:00:18 PM
College football live

Holtz: ku has to be for reals, yous donth put up dose kind of numbersh and yourth not for real.
Rece Davis : ku is 3rd in the country in total offense, 3rd in total defense, and another important statistic: ku's opponents have a grand total of 3 wins vs 1-A teams.

LOL

 :lol:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/tbmglh

fixed.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: jester66 on October 04, 2007, 07:00:54 PM
Maybe Lou can give one of those fake pep talks after the game.  After all, he may very well be on the short list to replace Jabba at the end of the year.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: lynchmb1029 on October 04, 2007, 07:01:02 PM
Holtz is like everyones delirious grandpa, Im not sure why ESPN keeps him around. His mock 'pep talks' are fun though, right?
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 07:08:53 PM
His Auburn/Florida prediction landed him in the Florida Senate campaign.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: Fledermaus on October 04, 2007, 07:28:08 PM
Here is a great example of the respect the world has for Lou's insight:
http://www.collegegameballs.com/2007/09/14/create-the-caption-2/
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: BostonPancake on October 04, 2007, 07:39:19 PM
Wow...ku is sooo screwed.  Poor bastards.  They didn't even see it coming.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: phicat1448 on October 04, 2007, 08:02:06 PM
If lou would just swallow the cum thats always in his throat when he talks I may be able to tolerate him.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 08:36:48 PM
Lou just did a magic trick on his peptalk!  weaksauce!
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 04, 2007, 09:26:10 PM
Kisth of death.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: michigancat on October 04, 2007, 09:55:49 PM
Doesn't Lou Holtz post here from time to time?
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: dmartin on October 04, 2007, 09:58:58 PM
thank god lou put his curse on someone other than us for once. 
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: WildWillie21 on October 04, 2007, 11:43:03 PM
So ole Lou does another babbling pep talk tonight on SC...This time to fake Florida before the fake LSU game.

While in the midst of one of his better ones yet, that I've seen, he whips out a newspaper, and starts babbling uncomprehensibly. He then proceeds to tear this paper to shreds while still spitting on himself and looking like my 83 yr old grandad after a half gallon of whiskey. Everything appears to be going as per usual when all of a sudden the f*cking paper that he just tore up comes firing back up in on gawdamned piece. I about sh*t my f*cking pants.

This man is God I tell you. 
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: waks on October 04, 2007, 11:49:24 PM
So ole Lou does another babbling pep talk tonight on SC...This time to fake Florida before the fake LSU game.

While in the midst of one of his better ones yet, that I've seen, he whips out a newspaper, and starts babbling uncomprehensibly. He then proceeds to tear this paper to shreds while still spitting on himself and looking like my 83 yr old grandad after a half gallon of whiskey. Everything appears to be going as per usual when all of a sudden the f*cking paper that he just tore up comes firing back up in on gawdamned piece. I about sh*t my f*cking pants.

This man is God I tell you. 
I'll probably save on making fun of him for awhile.. You never know.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 05, 2007, 08:01:51 AM
Lou Holtz is like that homeless guy who sits at the bus stop babbling about "Back in my day..." Yeah, yeah, yeah... thanks Lou - we've heard it all before! If you were worth a FU*K you would still be in coaching... go kill yourself please!
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: KSU176 on October 05, 2007, 08:12:02 AM
Its okay.  Lou Holtz will die soon.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: oneuponaggies on October 05, 2007, 08:13:03 AM
Did lou use one of these  :ku:?  Becaue if he did it would be awesome!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: CatsNShocks on October 05, 2007, 08:19:57 AM
So...and I'm just guessing here...not a lot of Lou Holtz fans in the Wildcat Nation.
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: oneuponaggies on October 05, 2007, 08:25:35 AM
Lou Holtz "a hypocrite is someone who complains about the sex and violence on their VCR"
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: kst8cat on October 05, 2007, 09:44:14 AM
So...and I'm just guessing here...not a lot of Lou Holtz fans in the Wildcat Nation.

After what Lou Holtz did in 1994 by taking ND to the Fiesta Bowl with a 6-4-1 record and effectively pushing KSU back to the Aloha Bowl, you could say I'm not a big fan of his.  Here is a great article by Mike Lupica on the subject.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1208/is_n24_v218/ai_15974136
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 05, 2007, 11:15:42 AM
Right before the bowl invite:
Lou: "WE DONT DESERVE A BOWL... I would be embarrassed to go to a bowl game with his team's record!"
Bowl A-Holes: "Psst, hey Lou - you want 3 mil? Just drag your raggetty-ass team out to Tempe!"
Lou: "Err, I umm - We deserve to go (to the Fiesta) off our play for the last four games!"
Title: Re: Lou Holtz: ku for real
Post by: danconiacopper on October 05, 2007, 11:52:15 AM
Holy crap...the only thing I got from this thread is that someone here actually think Arthur Brown might come to KSU! Bwahahahahahaha.  :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: