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Title: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 04:37:14 PM

Alright, it's simple enough, it's an Italian sonnet.  You've got your 14 lines.  The first eight lines (octave -- two quatrains) set up the story and the last six lines (the sestet) resolve the story.  The first eight lines are in the a-b-b-a rhyme scheme.  The sestet can use either c-d-e-c-d-e and c-d-c-c-d-c.  All lines must be in iambic pentameter.

Just write a f***ing limerick.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: ChiefCatchacold on October 03, 2007, 04:40:17 PM

poetry smack is the only way to go

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: jeffy on October 03, 2007, 04:41:58 PM

I can't wait for the limerick thread.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 04:45:29 PM

Quote from: jeffy on October 03, 2007, 04:41:58 PM

I can't wait for the limerick thread.

There once was a man called Mangino
They say he once ate a bambino
He's scared of our growl
And he wipes with a towel
Cause his ass is the size of Reno

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 03, 2007, 06:00:46 PM

Quote from: Pontius Pearslice on October 03, 2007, 04:45:29 PM

Quote from: jeffy on October 03, 2007, 04:41:58 PM

I can't wait for the limerick thread.

There once was a man called Mangino
They say he once ate a bambino
He's scared of our growl
And he wipes with a towel
Cause his ass is the size of Reno

 :lol:

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: cyclist on October 03, 2007, 07:45:50 PM

I'm sorry, but sonnets are kwho  :ku:

Limericks, OTOH are bitchin' !   :cheers:

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: konofo on October 03, 2007, 08:15:14 PM

For dax:


When explaining how they're so diverse,
BMW's statement was terse:
 "While you're perfectly right
 That we're all lily white,
At least half of our men tote a purse!"


kono

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 08:20:19 PM

Quote from: cyclist on October 03, 2007, 07:45:50 PM

I'm sorry, but sonnets are kwho  :ku:

Limericks, OTOH are bitchin' !   :cheers:

Agreed.  I really only started this thread as a joke.  I didn't honestly expect anyone to write any sonnets about ku.  The Sonnet thread is now officially the Limerick thread.

There once a state on the Plains,
Where half of the folks had brains.
Those that cheered for K-State,
God thought of as "just great."
But the ku fans had AIDS in their veins.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 08:23:14 PM

dp

Title: Re: ku Sonnet Thread
Post by: doom on October 03, 2007, 08:23:38 PM

There once was a fat man named Mark
Who spent his whole life in the dark
Then one day he said F*ck it
and pulled his head out of the KFC crispy chicken bucket.
And put his new football team's losing record in park.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 08:24:42 PM

This post?  Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: doom on October 03, 2007, 08:25:54 PM

There once was a big fat ole' queer.
Who looked like he'd chugged too much beer.
So he coached and he coached,
Until he approached
an epic 6-6 year.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: cyclist on October 03, 2007, 08:49:17 PM

This thread is now kick ass !

:thumbsup: :dancin: :notworthy: 8)

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 10:43:50 PM

The grape sheeplovers the towel revered
believing its power universally feared
but their masters on the Kaw
easily exposed their big flaw
which was a sexual preference quite queered

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: konofo on October 03, 2007, 10:48:45 PM

Quote from: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 10:43:50 PM

The grape sheeplovers the towel revered
believing its power universally feared
but their masters on the Kaw
easily exposed their big flaw
which was a sexual preference quite queered

What an abortion.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CQFTG6M1L._PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_SL150_.jpg)

kono

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 10:57:38 PM

Quote from: konofo on October 03, 2007, 10:48:45 PM

Quote from: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 10:43:50 PM

The grape sheeplovers the towel revered
believing its power universally feared
but their masters on the Kaw
easily exposed their big flaw
which was a sexual preference quite queered

What an abortion.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CQFTG6M1L._PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_SL150_.jpg)

kono

Glad you were able to appreciate it -- even if it was only through the assistance of learning disability materials.  We're all pulling for you, Kono.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: PurpleReign on October 03, 2007, 10:59:56 PM

There once was a guy named Reesing
Playing time he was leasing
Confused for a smurf
Pick him up off the turf
Mid 3rd quarter he'll be peacing

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: konofo on October 03, 2007, 11:09:21 PM

There was a dim squab named bullhawkey
Whose limericks read rather rocky.
No concept of meter
To offer his reader;
It's best to ignore that cock jockey.

kono

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: PurpleReign on October 03, 2007, 11:11:19 PM

Quote from: konofo on October 03, 2007, 11:09:21 PM

There was a dim squab named bullhawkey
Whose limericks read rather rocky.
No concept of meter
To offer his reader;
It's best to ignore that cock jockey.

kono

Poetry OWNAGE

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 11:30:46 PM

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: Pittcat on October 03, 2007, 11:40:33 PM

Quote from: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 11:30:46 PM

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

Work on your meter.  Kono already pointed that out.  You're 12 aren't you?

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: doom on October 03, 2007, 11:46:14 PM

Quote from: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 11:30:46 PM

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

That's awful, and you can't use form twice.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: konofo on October 03, 2007, 11:49:59 PM

It's stunning you even retorted,
I wonder what drugs you just snorted.
Go learn about rhythm,
And quit slurping jizm,
Then come back with rhymes less distorted.

kono

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 03, 2007, 11:50:45 PM

Quote from: bullhawkey on October 03, 2007, 11:30:46 PM

The rhymes of kono take a weak form
and those of bullhawkey show a peak form
the hawk still commands
and the cats take demands
while kono contemplates total reform

Wow!  You rhymed "form" with "form!"

Is that you, 50 Cent?

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: doom on October 03, 2007, 11:55:08 PM

Bullhawkey is a was a weak ass ku fan
Who live most of his life in a van
Snorted Cocaine
And was in lots of pain
Cause' he took it in the ass from a man

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: bullhawkey on October 04, 2007, 12:18:52 AM

Quote from: kusucks on October 03, 2007, 11:55:08 PM

Bullhawkey is a was a weak ass ku fan
Who live most of his life in a van
Snorted Cocaine
And was in lots of pain
Cause' he took it in the ass from a man

So tongue tied and bested that "is a was a" is the best you can do.

'Nuff said!

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: konofo on October 04, 2007, 12:34:43 AM

If the best you can say is "nuff said,"
I must recommend silence instead.
You're completely outclassed,
You should run away fast;
But first, out from your ass pull your head.

kono

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 04, 2007, 12:58:19 AM

As I watched the stadium rock,
I sat by a sobbing jayhawk.
I asked why do you cry?
Said his mate went in dry,
and refused to spit on his cock.

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: dlew12 on October 04, 2007, 01:01:11 AM

There once was a shorty named todd
Who had a rather small bod
He plays for the hawks
And chokes on 3 cawks
While Mangino and Talib both applaud

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: AzCat on October 04, 2007, 01:29:56 AM

Kono clearly wins the KSUFans.com travelling smackdown trophy this month.   :lol:

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: konofo on October 04, 2007, 01:35:47 AM

On third down: a tipped pass, time to punt!
The result from Todd Reesing, the runt.
We should run up the score
'Cause Mangino's a whore
And his wife?  Well, I'm sure she's a lovely woman.

 :peek:

kono

Title: Re: ku Sonnet (Limerick) Thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 04, 2007, 05:50:48 AM

All Hail Kono!!