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Title: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 01, 2007, 02:31:24 PM
Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: stormnut on October 01, 2007, 02:37:54 PM
Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

Ressing Floats more balls than Mangio floats turds after taking a crap :onthecan:
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Pittcat on October 01, 2007, 02:46:06 PM
Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

Ressing Floats more balls than Mangio floats turds after taking a crap :onthecan:

While Reesing does float many passes, with the amount Mangina ingests, I'm thinking his turds are more like an iceberg than a simple floating turd.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: PurplePowerhouse on October 01, 2007, 04:19:22 PM
Wow, those are some disturbing mental pictures.  Thanks a**holes  :curse:
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on October 01, 2007, 04:32:04 PM
Saturday, sustained winds at 15 mph.

Great day for a "vertical" passing game and a "touch" QB.

Ressing Floats more balls than Mangio floats turds after taking a crap :onthecan:

While Reesing does float many passes, with the amount Mangina ingests, I'm thinking his turds are more like an iceberg than a simple floating turd.

More like Icebergs when they break off the shelf and crash into the ocean.  Is there a chance that every time that guy takes a dump somebody has to come in and clean the floor due to the water being splashed around?  Maybe that's what the towel's for. 
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: pufizzle on October 01, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
God, every time he takes a dump, or for that matter sits down, it would be like a 300 pound kid was sitting on his lap.  That would suck.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: ksuno1stunner on October 03, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Looks like the weather still projects to be windy.

Advantage: KSU
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 03, 2007, 10:29:23 PM
That poor ass-wiping grad student.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: RonLongshaft on October 03, 2007, 10:33:18 PM
do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 04, 2007, 12:09:07 AM
do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 08:19:09 AM
do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

I'd like an engineer's opinion on this.  I'm thinking Mangina has a stainless steel reinforced crapper.  Those asscheeks have got to be pretty spongy.

 :onthecan:
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 04, 2007, 08:38:19 AM
Back on the topic of wind, won't they have to strap reesing to the ground to keep him from blowing away?
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 08:44:16 AM
weighted cleats.  But uk isn't worried he still runs a 3.8 sec 40.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Wildcat Jack on October 04, 2007, 10:29:51 AM
do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

I'd like an engineer's opinion on this.  I'm thinking Mangina has a stainless steel reinforced crapper.  Those asscheeks have got to be pretty spongy.

 :onthecan:

While porcelain is brittle it is very strong (especially in compression).  The only issue with porcelain would be if there's a sudden dynamic force applied.  The question then becomes is there enough to cushion that shock or is there a system in place to ease him into position........ :onthecan: :yikes:
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 10:44:20 AM
do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

No, asscheeks overflow to the ground providing extra support.

I'd like an engineer's opinion on this.  I'm thinking Mangina has a stainless steel reinforced crapper.  Those asscheeks have got to be pretty spongy.

 :onthecan:

While porcelain is brittle it is very strong (especially in compression).  The only issue with porcelain would be if there's a sudden dynamic force applied.  The question then becomes is there enough to cushion that shock or is there a system in place to ease him into position........ :onthecan: :yikes:


(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/DrNickDC/Crane-PR.jpg)

That oughta do.

Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 04, 2007, 10:49:40 AM
do you suppose he has to have a super reinforced toilet, surely regular porcelain couldnt hold up.

He had the government contractor who made Leavenworth's concrete toilets for the cells make him one of those out of pre-stressed concrete.  :bootyshake:
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: RonLongshaft on October 04, 2007, 11:10:00 AM
turns they just hold him up of the river

(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s77/kjdedonder/manginobutt.jpg)
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: WildWillie21 on October 04, 2007, 11:16:21 AM
turns they just hold him up of the river

(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s77/kjdedonder/manginobutt.jpg)

 :love:
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: Pittcat on October 04, 2007, 11:17:41 AM
turns they just hold him up of the river

(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s77/kjdedonder/manginobutt.jpg)

So what you're saying is, BMW should be mad at Mangina for pollution, not his gas chugging SUV.
Title: Re: Wind gusts up to 30 MPH predicted for
Post by: SuperSoulFighter on October 04, 2007, 09:20:51 PM
Dax should replace Brian Busby:

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Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 88. Breezy, with a south wind between 15 and 20 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph.  (http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Manhattan&state=KS&site=TOP&textField1=39.1901&textField2=-96.59)