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Title: Pure gold
Post by: catzacker on September 30, 2007, 09:40:03 AM: Sorry if it's been posted already....

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/scipio-tex/texas-football-liveblogging-texaskansas-state (http://www.barkingcarnival.com/scipio-tex/texas-football-liveblogging-texaskansas-state)

my favorite line, after our first TD drive:

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That drive was a methodical rape.
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: ECN on September 30, 2007, 09:41:15 AM: best line IMO:

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This team has less soul than C&C Music Factory.
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: Arthur Carlson on September 30, 2007, 09:51:14 AM: I liked this one, though it wasn't KSU-related:

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Greg Davis’ business card says 3rd and 14 on it.
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: McGrowlTowelZac on September 30, 2007, 10:19:12 AM: 3rd down and a pubic hair.

An interesting comment on our team: Colt McCoy on the ground hurt and the Texas OL and WRs walk off the field looking backwards as if its of moderate interest to them.

funny stuff
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: ednksu on September 30, 2007, 10:20:07 AM: We haven’t won any phase of this game and Ron Prince has mind&@#%ed our coaching staff thoroughly.
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: steve dave on September 30, 2007, 10:24:35 AM: quality and quantity
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: ~WabashRoll~ on September 30, 2007, 10:57:36 AM: Brilliant.

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KSU walked in our house, slapped our wife on the ass, put their feet up on our coffee table, and watched Hogan’s Heroes reruns while picking their teeth and making us bring them cokes.

Mack Brown is looking at the field as if he has no comprehension of what’s happening.

Let me eliminate the words “as if” and insert “because.”

We haven’t won any phase of this game and Ron Prince has mind&@#%ed our coaching staff thoroughly.
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: ChicagoCat on September 30, 2007, 11:16:53 AM: This is a Texas fan we need on here

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If football was hand grenades, Limas Sweed would have three TDs right now.

Unfortunately, no hand grenades to roll at our staff.

Greg Davis would pick up the hand grenade and throw it two yards away from him
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: Duncan on September 30, 2007, 11:22:54 AM: Quote
Mack’s halftime interview. Attributes the score to “three plays."

He’ll never get it. Unfortunate.

I was thinking the same thing. Poor Texas fans. . .
Title: Re: Pure gold
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 30, 2007, 11:31:22 AM: Quote
We don’t self-scout, we’re about as introspective as Wayne Newton.

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KSU walked in our house, slapped our wife on the ass, put their feet up on our coffee table, and watched Hogan’s Heroes reruns while picking their teeth and making us bring them cokes.

:lol: