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Title: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: ksuno1stunner on September 27, 2007, 11:53:19 AM
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Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on September 27, 2007, 11:55:01 AM
You forgot strained vagina.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: DS43 on September 27, 2007, 12:02:56 PM
The unwillingness to play due to intimidation by Payton Kirk.     :beerchug:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: ednksu on September 27, 2007, 12:04:12 PM
Quote from: ksuno1stunner on September 27, 2007, 11:53:19 AM
Dislocated shoulder

we know he is weak here...attack the weak spots
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: BigXIIfan on September 27, 2007, 12:08:17 PM
Well with our defense we know they will have someone go down due to our toughness and late hits  :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: .  I love watching our guys not let down until they hit someone... even after the whistle.  the penalty yards kinda suck though  :'(  thats besides the fact.  I think we should rack so bad he will not be able to reproduce because he really shouldnt quite honestly
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: KSUTOMMY on September 27, 2007, 12:11:31 PM
decapitation
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: eRod v1.0 on September 27, 2007, 12:22:36 PM
Paper cut
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: willie83 on September 27, 2007, 12:35:59 PM
Quote from: KSUTOMMY on September 27, 2007, 12:11:31 PM
decapitation

We already used that against the Nubbs a few years back.

(http://www.huskerpedia.com/images/twist2_si.jpg)
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: WorldWideBalla21 on September 27, 2007, 12:38:29 PM
broken head
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: KungFoooKitty on September 27, 2007, 12:49:44 PM
a paper cut that leads to decapitation  :ksu: :ksu: :ksu:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: AzCat on September 27, 2007, 12:56:31 PM
Shouldn't sprained uterus be on there somewhere?  After all it *is* their mascot. 
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: ksutwisted on September 27, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
Disembowelment
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: BigXIIpowercat on September 27, 2007, 01:06:15 PM
sphincter rupture. Macky B. can clean up the field following said injury.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pittcat on September 27, 2007, 01:15:47 PM
I don't care what it is, but I would love to hear the sideline reporter saying "strained vagina"  on national regional TV.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: PurplePowerhouse on September 27, 2007, 01:17:11 PM
Rectal trauma.  Before the game.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: mjrod on September 27, 2007, 01:18:19 PM
Quote from: Pittcat on September 27, 2007, 01:15:47 PM
I don't care what it is, but I would love to hear the sideline reporter saying "strained vagina"  on national regional TV.

It will go to national coverage like it did last year.  Everyone wants to see KSU and Texas and will demand that ABC switch from those other boring and unimportant games.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: JR Ewing on September 27, 2007, 01:20:23 PM
Broken coccyx.

(http://www.fantasyteamnames.com/images/uncle_rico.jpg)
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
Anal Fissures
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: JR Ewing on September 27, 2007, 01:30:20 PM
Count Choculitis.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: ew2x4 on September 27, 2007, 01:32:09 PM
Just google "Michael Barrett testicle injury"
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pittcat on September 27, 2007, 01:32:57 PM
I'd like to change my vote to "sandy vaginitis."
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: steve dave on September 27, 2007, 01:37:46 PM
Texas Lung
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: WorldWideBalla21 on September 27, 2007, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
Anal Fissures

Oh, God I had that once.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: AzCat on September 27, 2007, 01:57:57 PM
Quote from: WorldWideBalla21 on September 27, 2007, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
Anal Fissures

Oh, God I had that once.

Dead hamsters, *dead* hamsters.   :lol:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on September 27, 2007, 02:22:59 PM
trunk butt
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 02:28:24 PM
Hot Dog Fingers
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on September 27, 2007, 02:28:45 PM
Quote from: JR Ewing on September 27, 2007, 01:20:23 PM
Broken coccyx.

(http://www.fantasyteamnames.com/images/uncle_rico.jpg)

Dude... that is brilliant!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 02:29:42 PM
Inverted Penis
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: jeffy on September 27, 2007, 02:31:11 PM
Spontaneous Combustion would be a good one.  Maybe he could be a drummer for Spinal Tap.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2007, 03:30:36 PM
AIDS.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on September 27, 2007, 03:40:06 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!  :lol:










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Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Colt McCoy on September 27, 2007, 05:02:10 PM
 :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

why am i such a pussy :'(
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Colt McCoy on September 27, 2007, 05:04:58 PM
btw, i do not have a vagina! :mad:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pittcat on September 27, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
Quote from: Colt McCoy on September 27, 2007, 05:04:58 PM
btw, i do not have a vagina! :mad:

Liar
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: kst8cat on September 27, 2007, 10:31:04 PM
Quote from: PurplePowerhouse on September 27, 2007, 01:17:11 PM
Rectal trauma.  Before the game.


Someone needs to slip a bunch of horse laxatives in his drink just before the game (ala Dumb and Dumber).

 :onthecan:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: waks on September 27, 2007, 10:39:38 PM
Quote from: kst8cat on September 27, 2007, 10:31:04 PM
Quote from: PurplePowerhouse on September 27, 2007, 01:17:11 PM
Rectal trauma.  Before the game.


Someone needs to slip a bunch of horse laxatives in his drink just before the game (ala Dumb and Dumber).

 :onthecan:
Or rat poison.





Just sayin'
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: southkscatfan on September 27, 2007, 11:00:16 PM
If Colt's Ovaries just fell out after seeing our D on the first series do ya think it would even slow him down?
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pittcat on September 27, 2007, 11:05:22 PM
Quote from: southkscatfan on September 27, 2007, 11:00:16 PM
If Colt's Ovaries just fell out after seeing our D on the first series do ya think it would even slow him down?

I'm sure it would.  That would probably be traumatic for the strongest of women.  And Colt is definitely not the strongest of women.


 :hornsdown
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: catdude33 on September 27, 2007, 11:10:04 PM
The sniffles!
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: dlew12 on September 27, 2007, 11:27:05 PM
Decapitation:

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Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on September 27, 2007, 11:59:59 PM
Quote from: dlew12 on September 27, 2007, 11:27:05 PM
Decapitation:

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Send Fatty, he hates americans and apparently texass is america's team.  Allah Akbar!!!
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Meatbag on September 28, 2007, 12:24:50 AM
Broken pelvic bone
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: QuinnMac on September 28, 2007, 01:12:53 AM
Quote from: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
Anal Fissures

Somebody on the team has it
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: southkscatfan on September 28, 2007, 01:40:46 AM
I Think the sad truth of the matter is that we may not know the full extent of Colts injuries until a doctor is able to jam a speculum up his Twang after the game and let us know that Colt has indeed lost all reproductive capacity due to a hit sustained during the athletic contest.   :peek:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: BigXIIfan on September 28, 2007, 01:43:31 AM
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Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: JR Ewing on September 28, 2007, 10:36:31 AM
Nipple chafing.
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: HugeCat on September 28, 2007, 03:29:56 PM
Quote from: JR Ewing on September 28, 2007, 10:36:31 AM
Nipple chafing.

 :loly:   That was a classic moment from last night.  Who hasn't been there?
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on September 28, 2007, 03:51:58 PM
Quote from: HugeCat on September 28, 2007, 03:29:56 PM
Quote from: JR Ewing on September 28, 2007, 10:36:31 AM
Nipple chafing.

 :loly:   That was a classic moment from last night.  Who hasn't been there?

I was born without nipples. I've never gotten to experience a titty twister.  :crybaby:
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: KungFoooKitty on September 28, 2007, 04:09:43 PM
Quote from: HugeCat on September 28, 2007, 03:29:56 PM
Quote from: JR Ewing on September 28, 2007, 10:36:31 AM
Nipple chafing.

 :loly:   That was a classic moment from last night.  Who hasn't been there?

I was going to make a comment about rug burn on the nipples but that would that you were ummmm....................gross
Title: Re: What injury would you like to see Colt go down with this time?
Post by: PurplePowerhouse on September 28, 2007, 05:20:18 PM
Quote from: HugeCat on September 27, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
Anal Fissures

See "rectal trauma" above.  :poundon: