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Title: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 26, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
Q: how do you get a Longhorn off your front porch?'

A: Pay him for the Pizza.

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: RonLongshaft on September 26, 2007, 05:28:13 PM
oh  my GD never heard that :lol: :lol: :lol: you are king fatty
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: ednksu on September 26, 2007, 05:56:41 PM
what do a tornado and a UT grad have in common?

they both end up in trailer parks


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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: ksuno1stunner on September 26, 2007, 06:14:02 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 26, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
Q: how do you get a Longhorn off your front porch?'

A: Pay him for the Pizza.

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: RonLongshaft on September 26, 2007, 06:34:37 PM
what the difference between a UT grad and a pizza???

the pizza can feed a family of 4!!

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: FBWillie on September 26, 2007, 06:39:12 PM
How do you get a Texas Cheerleader out of your dorm room?








Greese her hips and push with your feet.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: McGrowlTowelZac on September 26, 2007, 07:08:13 PM
A KSU grad and UT grad crash head-on into one another on the highway, and both miraculously survive.  The KSU grad gets out of his car and says, "UT Fan, we are both lucky to be alive, we should put our rivalary aside and be friends."  The UT fan responds, "You are wise KSU fan, I agree."  With that the KSU fan goes to the trunk of his car and gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels that also survived the crash.  The KSU fan hands the bottle to the UT fan and says, "Let's have a drink to celebrate our new found friendship!"  So the UT fan takes a giant, deep swig from the bottle and hands the bottle back and says, "Thanks friend, now your turn."  The KSU fans says, "Nah, I think I will wait for the cops now."  :nahnah:

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: treysolid on September 26, 2007, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: PGHZac on September 26, 2007, 07:08:13 PM
A KSU grad and UT grad crash head-on into one another on the highway, and both miraculously survive.  The KSU grad gets out of his car and says, "UT Fan, we are both lucky to be alive, we should put our rivalary aside and be friends."  The UT fan responds, "You are wise KSU fan, I agree."  With that the KSU fan goes to the trunk of his car and gets out a bottle of Jack Daniels that also survived the crash.  The KSU fan hands the bottle to the UT fan and says, "Let's have a drink to celebrate our new found friendship!"  So the UT fan takes a giant, deep swig from the bottle and hands the bottle back and says, "Thanks friend, now your turn."  The KSU fans says, "Nah, I think I will wait for the cops now."  :nahnah:

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that's 2 LOL emotions for every time we owned texas last year.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: JohnBrown on September 26, 2007, 07:14:16 PM
Try to come up with your own jokes, KSU fans.  These are a little old.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: Poopley on September 26, 2007, 07:25:31 PM
Here's a new one:

'Twas the night before football and all through the land,
The Sooners were chirping and feeling quite grand . . .

heh, so awesome.  :beerchug: :) :dancin: :fatty: :blush: :katpak: :eyeseeyou: :koolaid: :adored: :grin: :nerd: :alleyoop:
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: ednksu on September 26, 2007, 07:30:44 PM
Quote from: JohnBrown on September 26, 2007, 07:14:16 PM
Try to come up with your own jokes, KSU fans.  These are a little old.

who do i pay my royalty too?


is it the same people you paid your money too?
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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: royalswild on September 26, 2007, 07:35:41 PM
Q.  How do you get a ku fan out of your yard??

A.  Build a field goal post
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: willie83 on September 26, 2007, 07:48:57 PM
Quote from: JohnBrown on September 26, 2007, 07:14:16 PM
Try to come up with your own jokes, KSU fans.  These are a little old.


Like these ones? (http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=735046&an=0&page=2#735046)


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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: catdude33 on September 26, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Q:  What do you get when you combine a person with a love of UT football?

A:  A piece of crap.

That one goes way back to the golden days of the KSU-UT rivalry.  Like 200 years ago.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: doom on September 26, 2007, 10:36:42 PM
Quote from: fatty fat fat on September 26, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
Q: how do you get a Longhorn off your front porch?'

A: Pay him for the Pizza.  Shoot him in the face with a 12-gauge.

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 26, 2007, 10:37:50 PM
Quote from: catdude33 on September 26, 2007, 10:20:30 PM
Q:  What do you get when you combine a person with a love of UT football?

A:  A piece of crap.

That one goes way back to the golden days of the KSU-UT rivalry.  Like 200 years ago.


That's a classic, thanks for posting.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: Pittcat on September 26, 2007, 10:39:11 PM
What's another term for a crime ring in Austin TX?


















A huddle!!!!!




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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: kcpowercat on September 26, 2007, 11:31:53 PM
What do you say to a UT player in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: doom on September 26, 2007, 11:35:02 PM
Why do Texas players always wear school colors, even when they aren't on the football field?


















Their in  :jail:
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: Fledermaus on September 27, 2007, 10:27:30 AM

What wears burnt orange and sits in a toilet stall tapping with its foot?














A Jayhawk on a visit to Austin.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: Pontius Pearslice on September 27, 2007, 11:06:52 AM
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Cat Tracker V.2.0
Now with 50% less deaths!
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: ksuman100 on September 27, 2007, 11:49:45 AM
The more I flush the deeper it gets in texass
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: KSUTOMMY on September 27, 2007, 12:10:22 PM
What is the best part of Texas to live in?

The middle, so which ever way you drive, you are leaving.
Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: ksuno1stunner on September 27, 2007, 02:22:53 PM
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Texas.

Texas who?

Texas SUCKS!!!

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: pissclams on September 27, 2007, 02:35:41 PM
Question:  How many points is K-State going to score on Texas this year?

Answer:  All of them!

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Title: Re: This one is HILARIOUS
Post by: Pittcat on September 27, 2007, 03:12:55 PM
Quote from: ksuno1stunner on September 27, 2007, 02:22:53 PM
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Texas.

Texas who?

Texas SUCKS!!!  Exactly!!!

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Another way to end this one.   :thumbsup: