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Title: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 01:14:47 PM
Will President Bush invade Kansas after we beat our rival and his buddies from the University of Texas Aggies this weekend?   If so, who's side does Fatty fight on?  Will John Saunders cover the live event?

Will our friends from Auburn (great people) come up to help us in our war?
 :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2007, 01:16:20 PM
I will form a militia and wait at the border with a gun.

Um, even though I'm not in Kansas.  I'll take the bus there or something.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: ECN on September 25, 2007, 01:17:28 PM
what will the name of the militia be?
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:19:17 PM
The Jayhawkers.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 01:20:22 PM
I will form a militia and wait at the border with a gun.

Um, even though I'm not in Kansas.  I'll take the bus there or something.
i'll also fight on the MOKAN Border Militia Black Lion Defense Unit.  perhaps you can run the 43rd-47th Street Stateline Militia Units and I'll run the 47th-50th Street MOKAN Stateline Militia Units of the Black Lion Defense Unit.  I guarantee you MO will take sides with Bush.  Maybe I'll be a spy in MO.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2007, 01:21:36 PM
I will form a militia and wait at the border with a gun.

Um, even though I'm not in Kansas.  I'll take the bus there or something.
i'll also fight on the MOKAN Border Militia Black Lion Defense Unit.  perhaps you can run the 43rd-47th Street Stateline Militia Units and I'll run the 47th-50th Street MOKAN Stateline Militia Units of the Black Lion Defense Unit.  I guarantee you MO will take sides with Bush.  Maybe I'll be a spy in MO.

I think KCMO should secede.

Stupid Overlander's!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 01:22:11 PM
what will the name of the militia be?
The MOKAN Border Militia Black Lion Defense Unit is probably the first thing that comes to mind.  ECN- might be time to reform our gang.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:24:37 PM
FYI..

Bush is a Yale Man.

Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: FHSU92 on September 25, 2007, 01:25:19 PM
The Jayhawkers.

As a true Jayhawk, I will fight in my Rainbow Fatigues !!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2007, 01:25:43 PM
what will the name of the militia be?
The MOKAN Border Militia Black Lion Defense Unit is probably the first thing that comes to mind.  ECN- might be time to reform our gang.

Will I get a patch for my service?
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:27:03 PM
what will the name of the militia be?
The MOKAN Border Militia Black Lion Defense Unit is probably the first thing that comes to mind.  ECN- might be time to reform our gang.

Will I get a patch for my service?

Ribbon.

Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 01:28:40 PM
FYI..

Bush is a Yale Man.


Tell that to Bush. 
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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:30:40 PM
FYI..

Bush is a Yale Man.


Tell that to Bush. 
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-01/22/xin_42010222094415610755.jpg)

His dad punished him for that.  The elder Bush is an Aggie.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 01:32:53 PM
I love it how MJ tries to deflect attention away from Bush's pending invasion of Kansas. 
Wow, so you live in Arizona and you don't care about Kansas getting invaded.  Well, I guess that makes sense given the fact that you have the Minutemen Militia keeping real mexicans safe down in your neck of the woods.

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(http://www.cuttingedge.org/Bushes_Devils_Sign-Inaugura.jpg)

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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 25, 2007, 01:34:21 PM
There's a huge Military Weapons Depot just down the road from me, I will raid its stores and convoy to the Kansas Border with great haste and urgency.

(Attention NSA, this is a joke . . .  kind of)

Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 25, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
Topeka KATPAKATEERS volunteering for service! We will march to Ft. Scott this afternoon and make base in Baxter Springs by this weekend!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: stormnut on September 25, 2007, 01:36:43 PM
FYI..

Bush is a Yale Man.


Tell that to Bush. 
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-01/22/xin_42010222094415610755.jpg)

I voted for that guy  :curse:
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:37:31 PM
I'm just a denialist.   Ask any Global Warming Alarmist.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 01:39:55 PM
There's a huge Military Weapons Depot just down the road from me, I will raid its stores and convoy to the Kansas Border with great haste and urgency.

(Attention NSA, this is a joke . . .  kind of)


Dax - the grey squirrel turns 18 at midnight.  Repeat- the grey squirrel turns 18 at midnight.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 25, 2007, 01:40:33 PM
ALERT!!!!

The University of Nebraska-Lincoln is volunteering it's football team to help bolster our defenses upon the Ark City/Oklahoma border. Word has it that a contingent of Bevo-Aggie spies are headed that way to destroy our cache of KATPAKS along I-35. 

Unfortunately, due to the dwindling strength of the HUSKER defenses, we will have to reinforce within the hour.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2007, 01:41:58 PM
I hate George Bush's freedom.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: WildWillie21 on September 25, 2007, 01:42:21 PM
What should the students do?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:43:17 PM
What should the students do?!?!?!?!

Bring your power towels.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 25, 2007, 01:43:39 PM
What should the students do?!?!?!?!
TAKE COVER. FOR GOD SAKES, TAKE COVER!!
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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 25, 2007, 01:44:45 PM
There's a huge Military Weapons Depot just down the road from me, I will raid its stores and convoy to the Kansas Border with great haste and urgency.

(Attention NSA, this is a joke . . .  kind of)


Dax - the grey squirrel turns 18 at midnight.  Repeat- the grey squirrel turns 18 at midnight.

Roger . . . I'll pass that along to Crystal Palace.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 25, 2007, 01:46:41 PM
Oh, and when Bush sends Powell over to the UN, nobody believe a word his says about mobile WMD labs roaming Kansas.   He's just trying to win over world opinion.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Kat Kid on September 25, 2007, 01:52:26 PM
Send these in large numbers.  Reports have it that they are kryptonite to his kind!

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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: mjrod on September 25, 2007, 01:53:57 PM
What would Monty Python do?
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: stormnut on September 25, 2007, 01:54:19 PM
ALERT!!!!

The University of Nebraska-Lincoln is volunteering it's football team to help bolster our defenses upon the Ark City/Oklahoma border. Word has it that a contingent of Bevo-Aggie spies are headed that way to destroy our cache of KATPAKS along I-35. 

Unfortunately, due to the dwindling strength of the HUSKER defenses, we will have to reinforce within the hour.

Huskers are the France of the Big 12.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Kat Kid on September 25, 2007, 01:56:28 PM
What would Monty Python do?

fart in his general direction!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 25, 2007, 02:00:57 PM
I hear Prince is an expert in guerilla warfare . . . I don't know about you guys, but when I see the man, I see a leader.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: pissclams on September 25, 2007, 02:01:33 PM
i've been in contact with some "friends" and right now the Wildcat heads represent safehouses, the nacho cheese sauces represent "areas of concern" - please keep this information quiet.

tia.

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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: ECN on September 25, 2007, 02:19:12 PM
when i get to the top of mangino hill..you will see me raise this flag.

after it drops, its on.

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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: stormnut on September 25, 2007, 02:20:12 PM
when i get to the top of the hill..you will see me raise this flag.

after it drops, its on.

(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3527/medl2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

You have funny ears.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on September 25, 2007, 02:21:44 PM
Can't we use his stupidity to our advantage?  Like telling him that Lawrence is where Osama's hidden?
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: shaft3500 on September 25, 2007, 02:27:07 PM
Wolverines!!!!!!


Prince(sheen):geez don't you think they could at least take down that score

Mack(swayze):it's not like you never lost a game

RP: when? i don't remember...

no appropriate red dawn emoticons, damn.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: WildWillie21 on September 25, 2007, 02:29:23 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME FROM THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!11!!1111!!!11111111



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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: catzacker on September 25, 2007, 03:01:13 PM
what will the name of the militia be?

Potential Players Militia
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: steve dave on September 25, 2007, 03:03:16 PM
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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: JavaCat on September 25, 2007, 03:39:07 PM
I just got an email from President George W. Bush with the subject of Working to Win in 2008. He's sending out mass emails. We're doomed. :ohno:
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on September 25, 2007, 10:46:12 PM
I'll tell all the illegals in Garden City and Dodge City to ban together.  Mexico HATES Texas.  Remember the Alamo?      :hornsdown
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: QuinnMac on September 25, 2007, 10:53:04 PM
Should we bunker Prince and the other commanders in the tunnels beneath campus?
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: chum1 on September 25, 2007, 11:12:53 PM
Should we bunker Prince and the other commanders in the tunnels beneath campus?

Never.

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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: KSUTOMMY on September 26, 2007, 07:27:16 AM
I am getting my donkey ready here in WV... I have my overalls on and my muskett in hand and a chicken under the other arm (dont ask why) I am going to haul ass to get there... should be there in about 3 weeks!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 26, 2007, 07:40:29 AM
UPDATE:

The Topeka KATPAKATEERS have made it to Fort Scott and are now resting and awaiting further orders.  We will get some much needed rest and nacho cheese sauce before heading to the border.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 26, 2007, 08:07:51 AM
Weapons Stores raided . . . moving by night through heavy Bucrape forces, expect to be in Kansas by late PM on Sat.

The Pine Needles are falling, repeat, the pine needles are falling.

Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: steve dave on September 26, 2007, 08:12:57 AM
I tried to rally the Nebraska defense to come and help the fight but they couldn't find their matching panties for their blackskirts and decided to have a "girls night" and just stay in watching Sandra Bullock movies.  I'm afraid there will be no help from the North on this one (not that I would call them help).  The NE Kat'Pak'rs (me) are heading south but a deadly manure fire is making progress slow. 
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Pittcat on September 26, 2007, 10:13:12 PM
Topeka KATPAKATEERS volunteering for service! We will march to Ft. Scott this afternoon and make base in Baxter Springs by this weekend!

Pick me up in Pittsburg along the way.  Hope you've got room there's plenty of purple caps floating around Pitt State Campus!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: chum1 on September 26, 2007, 10:35:00 PM
Coach Prince is assembling the intergalactic strike force at the usual spot:  Saturn.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 26, 2007, 10:36:11 PM
jad' > bush
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: ECN on September 26, 2007, 10:43:51 PM
a view from my scope.


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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Pittcat on September 26, 2007, 10:44:36 PM
1/34th Classless Brigade: Alert!


The carpet matches the drapes, I say again, the carpet matches the drapes!!!
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: WildWillie21 on September 26, 2007, 10:59:06 PM
a view from my scope.


(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5122/minutemencs2.jpg)

No way we lost to a bunch of f*ckheads who wear man thongs outside their pants.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Dan Rydell on September 26, 2007, 11:40:36 PM
Nebraska's notorious for stabbing their northern brethren in the back and taking Texa$' side.  It happened when the Big XII was formed, and it's happening again now.

We must burn Lincoln after we win this year.  We can't afford a two-front war.
Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: Fledermaus on September 27, 2007, 09:41:07 AM

Something seems suspicious about the scene around Austin this week.

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Title: Re: Will President Bush
Post by: kat_dad on September 27, 2007, 09:42:04 AM
The Shorthorns have made it to Topeka, but they are easy to spot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwE2P9MRvXE