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Title: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 17, 2007, 12:57:52 PM
Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: Pittcat on September 17, 2007, 12:59:13 PM
 :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

 :violin: :violin: :violin: :violin:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: KSU176 on September 17, 2007, 12:59:41 PM
Power Towels without "the chant" are dangerous.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: MOKSUAZ on September 17, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
you can't even see the towels in use, purple on purple doesn't work.  shoulda been white.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: yosh on September 17, 2007, 01:38:40 PM
I never saw one the entire game...
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: catdude33 on September 17, 2007, 01:56:01 PM
I never saw one the entire game...

Yeah, because both your eyes were gouged out!!!!!  LOL!!!!
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: CatsNShocks on September 17, 2007, 01:56:19 PM
Protective eyewear...bring it to every game.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 17, 2007, 01:57:15 PM
They should hand out safety goggles and ear plugs to protect against the boombox of death in the south end zone.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: Pittcat on September 17, 2007, 02:08:27 PM
I never saw one the entire game...

Yeah, because both your eyes were gouged out!!!!!  LOL!!!!

Walk it off, rub some dirt on it!
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: tmramrod91 on September 17, 2007, 02:09:24 PM
I struck someone in the eye with a power towel fwiw.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: Oklahoma_Cat on September 17, 2007, 02:24:44 PM
This has nothing to do with the dangers of the Power Towel, but they have a sound issue now with the addition of the speakers on the big board.  On every song/chant/whatever, the side with the student section is a good second behind everybody else.  Most of you are students, tell everybody to do a silent one-count so that we aren't laughed at by the Jayhawks when they visit.    :crybaby:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: ECN on September 17, 2007, 02:26:40 PM
this is nothing.

kilgore was run over by a man on a bicycle.

run over. man. bicycle.

yeah.

tell your friends.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: KSU4ME on September 17, 2007, 02:30:17 PM
Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

FP.

If you had a locker, Prince would have cleaned it out by now.

 :peek:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on September 17, 2007, 03:15:49 PM
this is nothing.

kilgore was run over by a man on a bicycle.

run over. man. bicycle.

yeah.

tell your friends.
QFT
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: michigancat on September 17, 2007, 03:24:38 PM
Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

I wish you would have gotten hit with the spelling towel instead.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: cas on September 17, 2007, 03:29:09 PM
bunch of &@#%ing pussies.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on September 17, 2007, 05:45:24 PM
I give you the Power Goggles!

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r235/RioMo/images.jpg)
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: The1BigWillie on September 17, 2007, 09:12:07 PM
Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

I wish you would have gotten hit with the spelling towel instead.

I one the spelling bee in grade school.   :twobirds:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on September 18, 2007, 09:38:44 AM
They should hand out safety goggles and ear plugs to protect against the boombox of death in the south end zone.

 :jerkoff:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: kat_dad on September 18, 2007, 10:07:33 AM
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.....


then it's a fun game trying to find the eye.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: dmartin on September 18, 2007, 02:01:30 PM
I give you the Power Goggles!

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r235/RioMo/images.jpg)

You Playa, Seth needs two pair.

(http://www.geocities.com/loisabductions/wavs/CHW/chwseth2.jpg)
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: Trog on September 18, 2007, 02:09:49 PM


I one the spelling bee in grade school.   :twobirds:
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I hope that was intentional :lol:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: TheShocker on September 18, 2007, 02:13:29 PM
this is nothing.

kilgore was run over by a man on a bicycle.

run over. man. bicycle.

yeah.

tell your friends.


I once ran over a mailbox while I was riding a bicycle. Another time I was ran over by a lady in a wheelchair. Now I just need someone to run me over with a bicycle and then I need to run over a mailbox with a wheelchair and then I'll have teh whole set!
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: TheShocker on September 18, 2007, 02:14:49 PM
Oh I just remembered that I also got ran over by a policeman on a horse, and I nearly needed a wheelchair when it was over but there were no mailboxes involved so I guess it really isn't related at all.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: mjrod on September 18, 2007, 03:35:53 PM
Was it an old lady on a horse?

Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: catdude33 on September 18, 2007, 03:46:04 PM
Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: mjrod on September 18, 2007, 03:47:41 PM
So the shocker wasn't really run over by a horse, he was run over by an old lady policeman in a chevy with her wheelchair in the cargo bay while he was checking the mail.

OK, that makes sense.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: PurplePowerhouse on September 18, 2007, 04:08:54 PM
They should hand out safety goggles and ear plugs to protect against the boombox of death in the south end zone.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: ECN on September 18, 2007, 04:10:01 PM
Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?

only in heavily populated cities when you cant get around in cars.

gary coleman even knew that.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: TheShocker on September 18, 2007, 05:40:20 PM
Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?

only in heavily populated cities when you cant get around in cars.

gary coleman even knew that.


Thanks for weighing in Chupa. The police horse incident happened in WICHITA, which as everyone knows is a very glamorous and heavily populated (most because of how glamorous it is) metropolitan city. A king of cities, if you will.
Anyway, I was drunk in the street when this giant dude came up behind me and pushed me down for no reason. Then I looked up and it was a bastard cop on a horse. The piece of crap just ran me over for no reason. I called him a fat ashole but  he just kept on going.
The time I got ran over by a wheelchair happened at church on Christmas Eve. I was going up for communion when some crazy old bat comes rolling through and cuts the communion line. She not only ran over my foot, she f-ing parked her chair on it. I tapped her on the shoulder and politely told her she was crushing my frackfing foot but she just gave a me a dirty look. Finally the communion line started moving again and my foot was free. I got my revenge by reminding her that even though she hadjust broken every bone in my foot I could still walk and jump and run. LOL at stupid cripples.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: mjrod on September 18, 2007, 06:20:18 PM
Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?

only in heavily populated cities when you cant get around in cars.

gary coleman even knew that.


Thanks for weighing in Chupa. The police horse incident happened in WICHITA, which as everyone knows is a very glamorous and heavily populated (most because of how glamorous it is) metropolitan city. A king of cities, if you will.
Anyway, I was drunk in the street when this giant dude came up behind me and pushed me down for no reason. Then I looked up and it was a bastard cop on a horse. The piece of crap just ran me over for no reason. I called him a fat ashole but  he just kept on going.
The time I got ran over by a wheelchair happened at church on Christmas Eve. I was going up for communion when some crazy old bat comes rolling through and cuts the communion line. She not only ran over my foot, she f-ing parked her chair on it. I tapped her on the shoulder and politely told her she was crushing my frackfing foot but she just gave a me a dirty look. Finally the communion line started moving again and my foot was free. I got my revenge by reminding her that even though she hadjust broken every bone in my foot I could still walk and jump and run. LOL at stupid cripples.

I don't believe for a moment that you go to church.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: ECN on September 18, 2007, 06:27:59 PM
well, it was christmas eve. he's a holiday hopper.
Title: Re: I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.
Post by: Fox on September 18, 2007, 09:00:02 PM
I was once blind-sighted by a shopping cart in the parking of Wal-Mart