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Title: Attention all proctologist
Post by: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM: We understand that you are self certified to over analyze everything related to KSU football. But please realize we really didn't ask for this exam. Even though you are a doctor (in your own mind) we don't like it when you stick your finger in there and keep telling us how bad things are.

Especially when it turns out that things usually aren't as bad as you want to make them. (i.e., the run game, the video, the game plan, the coaching turnover, the players leaving) It's beginning to seem that you just like sticking your finger in whenever you can. You appear to be a little perverted in your intentions. Now you know who you are and you need to stop.

You will no longer be considered an annoying doctor but just a dirty old man. Feel me? 8)
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 07, 2007, 09:14:55 AM: Geez doc, got the whole fist up there??
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Wildcat Jack on September 07, 2007, 09:30:28 AM: Quote
I swear to God Doc' it was a million to one shot

-Cosmo Kramer, The @ssman
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: eRod v1.0 on September 07, 2007, 09:42:37 AM: Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
We understand that you are self certified to over analyze everything related to KSU football. But please realize we really didn't ask for this exam. Even though you are a doctor (in your own mind) we don't like it when you stick your finger in there and keep telling us how bad things are.

Especially when it turns out that things usually aren't as bad as you want to make them. (i.e., the run game, the video, the game plan, the coaching turnover, the players leaving) It's beginning to seem that you just like sticking your finger in whenever you can. You appear to be a little perverted in your intentions. Now you know who you are and you need to stop.

You will no longer be considered an annoying doctor but just a dirty old man. Feel me? 8)

Nice..... :ksu:
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 09:51:11 AM: Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
Feel me? 8)

Gladly!
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 10:02:57 AM: Quote from: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 09:51:11 AM
Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
Feel me? 8)

Gladly!
:eek:
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Fledermaus on September 07, 2007, 11:58:24 AM: Isn't the purpose of a proctologist to evaluate things that the ordinary person has no idea are there and does not want to think about, but rather pretend they are all operating normally? The average person may be blissfully unaware that there is a malignancy festering inside of him, but a good proctologist will provide early detection of the problem and take steps to neutralize the problem before it destroys the body. Take some Versed and let the professionals do their job.
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: FHSU92 on September 07, 2007, 12:36:11 PM: Quote from: sonofdaxjones on September 07, 2007, 09:14:55 AM
Geez doc, got the whole fist up there??

Hey Dr. RosenRosen med records is in B-1, and you forgot the "Moon River" prelude, definitely heightens the effect.
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: ATLauburnfan on September 07, 2007, 03:53:09 PM: Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 09:51:11 AM
Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
Feel me? 8)

Gladly!
:eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on September 07, 2007, 03:54:49 PM: Quote from: ATLauburnfan on September 07, 2007, 03:53:09 PM
Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 09:51:11 AM
Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
Feel me? 8)

Gladly!
:eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Pittcat on September 07, 2007, 04:01:00 PM: Quote from: SUPERKSUFAN on September 07, 2007, 03:54:49 PM
Quote from: ATLauburnfan on September 07, 2007, 03:53:09 PM
Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 10:02:57 AM
Quote from: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 09:51:11 AM
Quote from: NorthChamps07 on September 07, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
Feel me? 8)

Gladly!
:eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:loly: :loly: :loly: :loly: :loly: :loly: :loly: :loly: :loly:
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: ATLauburnfan on September 07, 2007, 04:17:35 PM: i just noticed that that guys name is Cat "Doctor"

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Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 06:32:27 PM: Quote from: ATLauburnfan on September 07, 2007, 04:17:35 PM
i just noticed that that guys name is Cat "Doctor"

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Yea, only not realy a doctor. Oh well, I don't think i could do the whole fist anyway.
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Catbanker on September 07, 2007, 09:03:52 PM: cat doctor! you're back! :dancin:
Title: Re: Attention all proctologist
Post by: Cat Doctor on September 07, 2007, 10:35:12 PM: Quote from: Catbanker on September 07, 2007, 09:03:52 PM
cat doctor! you're back! :dancin:

I am still upset I wasn't able to be a proctologist with you guys in Lincoln that year.

:crybaby:

Man, the more I think of it I am guessing all of the people that don't get these jokes are thinking I am one sick mother.