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Title: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 24, 2007, 07:31:53 AM

as he does not sup from the vat of Cornhole Kool-Aid, Cornholepediophilia extremely upset, 4 other Cornhole Columnists are currently writting rebuttals to calm and appease the masses:



Published Thursday  |  August 23, 2007
Big 12 Football Preview: Callahan still must mold talent into titles
BY LEE BARFKNECHT
WORLD-HERALD STAF WRITER



Hey, Nebraska football watchers, have you gulped a little too much red Kool-Aid this month? Worried about sugar-shock from all the frosting-covered quotes coming out of the closed practices at Memorial Stadium?

Then welcome to the "Big Red Reality Check" hotline.

This is a chance to cleanse your palate before the first game with a straight shot or two of Nebraska football facts and figures. So let's get right to your questions:

Q. Isn't Husker recruiting the greatest? We've got some 10-stars and 28-stars and 54-stars and maybe even a couple of 100-star players coming in. Isn't it great? Did I mention the current coaches are the greatest ever at recruiting?

A. In four years, according to the NU media guide, coach Bill Callahan has signed 93 scholarship players.

This season, 32 percent of Callahan's projected starters are Frank Solich recruits.

Yes, the general talent level has improved under Callahan. Up to now, though, those "stars" haven't contributed as quickly or as regularly as in other big-time programs. Scrutiny of NU's over-hyped recruiting and over-complicated systems will dog this staff until there is a breakthrough season.

Q. Husker Athletic Director Steve Pederson just got a five-year contract extension. Don't we need to lock up Callahan with a long-term deal to keep him from leaving?

A. Let's check the balance sheet before cutting a big deal.

Callahan is 19-15 against Division I-A opponents. He is 0-6 against teams ranked higher than 20th. He has no Bowl Championship Series bids and no conference championships. And he is coaching at a time when the Big 12 North Division is at its nadir, with the North going 15-42 against the South the past three seasons.
NU also suffered its most-lopsided loss in history under Callahan and saw its NCAA-record streak of consecutive bowl seasons snapped at 35.

We've never talked to anyone leading a coaching search who would be excited by those results, especially at a program of this caliber.

Q. Nebraska went undefeated against teams in the Big 12 North Division last season. That's a sure sign of progress, isn't it?

A. Sure. Maybe the Huskers can hold a joint celebration with Baylor, which also was undefeated against the North last season.

Q. This Sam Keller fella, is he the real deal at quarterback?

A. He's an intriguing mix of physical skill and cocksureness. In his first four games of 2005 at Arizona State, he threw for 16 touchdowns with two interceptions, and had a couple of 400-yard games.

Also note that Keller's all-time record as a starting quarterback is 4-4 in a program that last year fired its coach and has been to one major bowl game in 20 seasons.

Clearly, much has occurred since spring practice. But at the end of spring drills, three "men of football" we trust and who attended all spring scrimmages were asked independently which quarterback impressed them the most. All three said freshman Patrick Witt.

Q. At what positions will Nebraska be equal to or better than last season?

A. We posed this question to a handful of former players who are more interested in football than grinding axes. The consensus:

Quarterback: Maybe. Keller could be Callahan's first real difference-maker at the position. But remember that Zac Taylor was the Big 12 offensive player of the year.

Running back: No. Fullback is a mystery and Brandon Jackson is a major loss at I-back, especially with Marlon Lucky still unproven and Cody Glenn hobbled.

Offensive line: Not necessarily. Just because this group is older doesn't mean it's better. The sack total the past two years (68) is mind-boggling.

Receivers: Probably, provided Maurice Purify shows his off-the-field woes won't drag him down on the field.

Defensive front: No, though there is mouth-watering young talent.

Linebackers: Yes, though Stewart Bradley will be a bigger loss than many think.

Secondary: Maybe, but it's no guarantee unless Zack Bowman can play a lot and at close to 100 percent.

Special teams: Yes, but the only way to go is up (punt return 69th nationally; kickoff return 112th; kickoff coverage second-to-last in Big 12; no field goals longer than 40 yards).

So that's two votes yes, two no, two maybe, a probably and a not necessarily. Add it up and it points to another 8-4 or 9-3 type of regular season.

Nebraska at a glance

• Coach: Bill Callahan, fourth year, 22-15.

• Best player: Curious, isn't it, that four years into this you have to stop and think about this category. We'll go with guard Matt Slauson, a preseason All-Big 12 pick.

• Best newcomer: Place-kicker Adi kunalic. This Texas thunderfoot is a welcome addition after a season of field-goal struggles and with kickoffs now from the 30-yard line.

• Good news: The development of quarterback Sam Keller. With the schedule NU has, there was a desperate need this season for veteran leadership on the offense. If Keller lives up to half the hype, he'll be a hero to Husker fans. Live up to most of it and he can move into the governor's mansion.

• Bad news: There isn't a lot. Just nagging questions about how Keller will adjust, about cornerback Zack Bowman's knee, about the defensive front, about the need to show off with trick plays and about being too stubborn to simplify and execute.

• Key game: Oct. 6 at Missouri. Win this one and the Huskers could be home free in the North by simply avoiding any upsets.



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Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on August 24, 2007, 07:56:27 AM

The answer to the second question leaves me hungry.  I think I'll....

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Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: steve dave on August 24, 2007, 08:08:33 AM

My entire office was/is in full fledged-red alert-defcon 19-meltdown status over this.  I have been sitting quietly and just soaking it all in. 

My office:   :curse: :yuck: :crybaby: :'( :frown: :eek: :confused: :curse:
Me:   8)

Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: KSU4ME on August 24, 2007, 08:16:54 AM

We should start a collection for Lee's family.  They're going to need it.

The over/under on how long till his tires are slashed is three days.

Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: steve dave on August 24, 2007, 08:21:08 AM

Here is what Corn fans call him:

(In 6 year old voice)  Lee BARF-neck

I'm not even joking.  I wish I was.   

Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: novembereleven on August 24, 2007, 10:09:56 AM

Writing that article took some balls.  Perhaps he already has his next job lined up and wanted to leave with a parting shot?

Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: catdude33 on August 24, 2007, 10:54:14 AM

If Cally doesn't win the north and at least go to a New Years day bowl, it will turn ugly very quickly and every homer writer will be writing articles like this.

Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: ksuenginerd on October 14, 2007, 09:43:17 PM

Lee probably got a few nasty emails when he wrote this from people who are probably now fuming over this:

http://www.theindependent.com/stories/09062007/hus_douglass06.shtml

See the following:

http://redout.org/ipb/index.php?showtopic=30038

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: LEE BARFKNECHT enters FBI witness protection program . . .
Post by: Bookcat on October 14, 2007, 10:37:02 PM

Nebraska won't make a bowl.