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Title: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: stormnut on August 21, 2007, 06:06:41 PM
Afterward, Keller was in the weight room when Koetter called him into his office. Sorry, Sam, he said. He had made a mistake. He had changed his mind, and Carpenter would be the starter. Keller was too stunned to ask many questions.

He simply cried.
"I was just completely shocked," he said. "I was floored. It was just unbelievable. My dad was driving out to Vegas. My mom was on the way to the airport. So I called him as quick as I could and said, 'Please come back.' That was as low as I've ever felt."

Keller= :crybaby:
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.denverpost.com/colleges/ci_6674389 (http://www.denverpost.com/colleges/ci_6674389)
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on August 21, 2007, 06:12:45 PM
LOL.

What was that quote about primadonnas Slash made last year again?
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: S. Parker on August 21, 2007, 06:16:27 PM
Wow, a real source and everything. Point to KSU on this one.
Title: Can you do anything with this
Post by: powercatmiller on August 21, 2007, 06:21:52 PM
(http://www.warnerbros.com/madmagazine/img/cokehead.jpg)
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: fb on August 21, 2007, 06:25:57 PM
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/amc0259l.jpg)
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Buddha_Cat on August 21, 2007, 06:26:37 PM
You missed the best quote!

"I kind of wondered," he said, "how I could go from being so good to being in Nebraska."

Fargin hilarious!
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: stormnut on August 21, 2007, 06:29:00 PM
You missed the best quote!

"I kind of wondered," he said, "how I could go from being so good to being in Nebraska."

Fargin hilarious!

 :loly:
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Pett on August 21, 2007, 08:11:22 PM
You missed the best quote!

"I kind of wondered," he said, "how I could go from being so good to being in Nebraska."

Fargin hilarious!

 :loly:

BUMP!! :ksu:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Huskerfan on August 21, 2007, 08:36:52 PM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: mcmwcat on August 21, 2007, 08:40:54 PM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

You may have forgotten but Freeman ended up at KSU not Cornhole U
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: treysolid on August 21, 2007, 09:03:58 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Pittcat on August 21, 2007, 09:14:39 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?


That sounds about right.  Nubb philosophy
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Shout it out loud on August 21, 2007, 09:18:02 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?

.08 per inch is a crap load once you get up 2 6'6" :thumbsup:
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Pittcat on August 21, 2007, 09:22:37 PM
Not when it's all fat!   :lol:
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: stormnut on August 21, 2007, 09:23:45 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?



Damn Keller I though smack made you lose weight!!
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Bookie Pimp on August 21, 2007, 10:13:05 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?



Damn Keller I though smack made you lose weight!!

Keller is into CRACK.... not, smack.

smack = heroin

crack = cocaine.

Keller = cokehead

HTH

 :poundon:
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: stormnut on August 21, 2007, 11:25:09 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?



Damn Keller I though smack made you lose weight!!

Keller is into CRACK.... not, smack.

smack = heroin

crack = cocaine.

Keller = cokehead

HTH

 :poundon:

I did not know that Nebraska was urban enough for crack.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Bookie Pimp on August 21, 2007, 11:49:03 PM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?



Damn Keller I though smack made you lose weight!!

Keller is into CRACK.... not, smack.

smack = heroin

crack = cocaine.

Keller = cokehead

HTH

 :poundon:

I did not know that Nebraska was urban enough for crack.


I'll bet that he can at least get some damn fine bathtub meth!!

 :beerchug:
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: swish1 on August 22, 2007, 02:02:18 AM
so let me get this straight.  keller weighs 3.16 lbs/ inch and he's a good weight but freeman weighs 3.24 lbs/ inch and he's morbidly obese?



Damn Keller I though smack made you lose weight!!

Keller is into CRACK.... not, smack.

smack = heroin

crack = cocaine.

Keller = cokehead

HTH

 :poundon:

I did not know that Nebraska was urban enough for crack.

its harder to get heroin than it is crack.  plus crack makes you lose weight.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: eRod v1.0 on August 22, 2007, 06:35:44 AM
You missed the best quote!

"I kind of wondered," he said, "how I could go from being so good to being in Nebraska."

Fargin hilarious!

LOL.  I lol'd so hard, that I farted at the same time.  I think I just took a maxwell.   
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: SUPERKSUFAN on August 22, 2007, 09:12:35 AM
You missed the best quote!

"I kind of wondered," he said, "how I could go from being so good to being in Nebraska."

Fargin hilarious!

Doesn't sound like happiness - that quote is the best part of the article
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Legore on August 22, 2007, 09:27:39 AM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Huskerfan on August 22, 2007, 10:18:36 AM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.

Actually The Sporting News ranks these Huskers for the 2008 NFL Draft:

Sam Keller as the #4 quarterback prospect
Maurice Purify as the #11 wide receiver
Terrence Nunn as the #21 wide receiver

Zackary Bowman as the #1 ranked cornerback prospect
Corey McKeon as the #3 ranked inside linebacker


They don't rank Suh, Octavien, Ruud, Brandenburgh, Lucky, or Andre Jones, all of whom are also likely to be drafted.

Yet nowhere on the list is Mildcat State listed.... :D
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: FBWillie on August 22, 2007, 10:24:50 AM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.

Actually The Sporting News ranks these Huskers for the 2008 NFL Draft:

Sam Keller as the #4 quarterback prospect
Maurice Purify as the #11 wide receiver
Terrence Nunn as the #21 wide receiver

Zackary Bowman as the #1 ranked cornerback prospect
Corey McKeon as the #3 ranked inside linebacker


They don't rank Suh, Octavien, Ruud, Brandenburgh, Lucky, or Andre Jones, all of whom are also likely to be drafted.

Yet nowhere on the list is Wildcat State listed.... :D


Wow, You have no excuse to suck this year.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on August 22, 2007, 10:26:55 AM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.

Actually The Sporting News ranks these Huskers for the 2008 NFL Draft:

Sam Keller as the #4 quarterback prospect
Maurice Purify as the #11 wide receiver
Terrence Nunn as the #21 wide receiver

Zackary Bowman as the #1 ranked cornerback prospect
Corey McKeon as the #3 ranked inside linebacker


They don't rank Suh, Octavien, Ruud, Brandenburgh, Lucky, or Andre Jones, all of whom are also likely to be drafted.

Yet nowhere on the list is Wildcat State listed.... :D


Wow, You have no excuse to suck this year.

Didn't have one last year but that didn't make much of a difference.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Huskerfan on August 22, 2007, 10:29:31 AM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.

Actually The Sporting News ranks these Huskers for the 2008 NFL Draft:

Sam Keller as the #4 quarterback prospect
Maurice Purify as the #11 wide receiver
Terrence Nunn as the #21 wide receiver

Zackary Bowman as the #1 ranked cornerback prospect
Corey McKeon as the #3 ranked inside linebacker


They don't rank Suh, Octavien, Ruud, Brandenburgh, Lucky, or Andre Jones, all of whom are also likely to be drafted.

Yet nowhere on the list is Wildcat State listed.... :D


Wow, You have no excuse to suck this year.

Didn't have one last year but that didn't make much of a difference.

Agreed...you manage to suck regardless.  :D
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Legore on August 22, 2007, 11:07:58 AM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.

Actually The Sporting News ranks these Huskers for the 2008 NFL Draft:

Sam Keller as the #4 quarterback prospect
Maurice Purify as the #11 wide receiver
Terrence Nunn as the #21 wide receiver

Zackary Bowman as the #1 ranked cornerback prospect
Corey McKeon as the #3 ranked inside linebacker


They don't rank Suh, Octavien, Ruud, Brandenburgh, Lucky, or Andre Jones, all of whom are also likely to be drafted.

Yet nowhere on the list is Wildcat State listed.... :D


Who did those sporting new rankings Tom Lemming?  That is way higher then any of those guys are rated on other draft listings I've seen.  Some of those guys are not even on most people's boards.  I don't think NU will have a first round draft pick this year and may not have a first day pick.  Bowman has a chance but he has to stay healthy and have a big year but other then him I don't see it. 
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: KSU4ME on August 22, 2007, 01:05:56 PM
It looks like that listing was SRs only.
Title: Re: We need a Keller Emoticon now
Post by: Huskerfan on August 22, 2007, 01:11:48 PM
For the emoticon, how about a future 1st round NFL selection pounding you into oblivion and chasing your asses onto buses for a long cold trip back to the trailer park you call Manhattan.

Where do NU fans get the stuff about thier players all being first round draft picks?  Keller is a pro prospect and on people's list but I have not seen anything that has him first round or even that close to it.  The other day some NU fan posted Bowman was the top rated corner in the country.  Where do you guys get this crap from?  I know it's not from any credible draft sources.

Actually The Sporting News ranks these Huskers for the 2008 NFL Draft:

Sam Keller as the #4 quarterback prospect
Maurice Purify as the #11 wide receiver
Terrence Nunn as the #21 wide receiver

Zackary Bowman as the #1 ranked cornerback prospect
Corey McKeon as the #3 ranked inside linebacker


They don't rank Suh, Octavien, Ruud, Brandenburgh, Lucky, or Andre Jones, all of whom are also likely to be drafted.

Yet nowhere on the list is Wildcat State listed.... :D


Who did those sporting new rankings Tom Lemming?  That is way higher then any of those guys are rated on other draft listings I've seen.  Some of those guys are not even on most people's boards.  I don't think NU will have a first round draft pick this year and may not have a first day pick.  Bowman has a chance but he has to stay healthy and have a big year but other then him I don't see it. 

Just a few posts ago you said this info didn't come from any credible draft source.  :rolleyes: The rankings are from the War Room, a feature service provided by The Sporting News. Here's more info:

Quote
GM Jr Scouting LLC is a football scouting service founded by Russ Lande, a former scout for the Cleveland Browns and St. Louis Rams. Lande and his team of scouts supply exclusive NFL draft content for Sporting News. Lande also annually publishes GM Jr’s Guide to the NFL Draft. The Guide provides detailed evaluations and analysis of hundreds of players by breaking down game film and employing a scouting system used by a number of NFL teams. To order a Guide, view full-page reports and find out more about Russ Lande and GM Jr Scouting LLC, go to www.gmjr.com.