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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: Lou Holtz on August 15, 2007, 04:20:22 PM
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It'th been almotht a year thinthe your old pal Lou thubmitted hith thexy and thenthathional pickth.
Update on Lou'th offtheathon endeavorth: I thpent motht of the thummer thipping Frethka with a thcanily clad, thiththling beauty of a dame in Thouthern Thpain. The lookth better than Mark May in a dreth, tho you underthtand my abthenthe.
I'm ekthpectedly thalivating over thith year'th Big 12 thcedule. Thimply put, the Huthkerth are a thure pick for Lou'th "motht overrated" award. Coach Callahan hath taken Mack Brown'th plathe ath the coach of February and will thurely call more thcreen patheth from hith own endthone. Huthkerth finith a dithapointing but ekthpected third in the conferenthe.
Coach Pinkel will again dithmith any formathion without a thotgun, leading to a waterthed of tearth in Columbia. Chathe Daniel will impreth but will theemingly pick hith nothe at the concluthion of the theathon. Miththou finitheth thecond.
The thecond theathon of the thuperthtar young coach Ron Printhe will leave Wildcat fanth praithing him for yearth to come. Fathter than your thithter can thay "thufferin thuccotath", Printhe'th Catth will rithe to the challenge to defeat Auburn'th band of rathitht mutantth. Expect Jordy Nelthon to thurprithe the nation, but no Wildcat fan ath thith year'th motht underrated Wide Retheiver. In thort, K Thtate ith Lou'th darkhorthe pick for the North and will upthet the upthtart Oklahoma Thtate Cowboyth in the Championthip.
Around the nathion, the Irith will again win the Nathional Title but expect runth from Rutgerth, Louithville, and a onthe-beaten Auburn; who will thtill be trying to figure out how they were tho thtreamrolled by the Wildcatth.
Thtick around for further ekthpectorathion filled pickth from the Thultan of Prognothticathion, your old Pal Lou.
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It's funny cause it's true.
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he also said nebraskas DC was kevin costner.
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he also said nebraskas DC was kevin costner.
Look, ol' Kevin has been getting a lot of crap lately because it's been awhile since his last good movie. But, I still think he would actually be an upgrade at your DC position. I mean, do think think a Kevin Costner-led D would ever give up 70 pts in a single game? Do you?
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the 70 points had more to do with the offense turning the ball over 6-7 times, 3 times within the 12 yard line, than it did the defense playing very bad.
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the 70 points had more to do with the offense turning the ball over 6-7 times, 3 times within the 12 yard line, than it did the defense playing very bad.
So, you're saying you need The Postman on the offensive side of the ball, too? Alright then. I guess any team stupid enough to fire Solich and replace him with Slash would probably be down with Costner as head coach. Also- please find the last good defense that has given up 70 points in a D1 football game. Not much of a list is there? Anytime you have to try and justify giving up 70 pts, you know things are not going well.
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Hopefully this will help your speech impediment:
:bitchslap:
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Hopefully this will help your speech impediment:
:bitchslap:
Don't hate Lou....he apparently loves the cats!
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I give this sock a solid B+. Room for improvement, but a good start.
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Ha. good ol' lou....and talking about the damn irish...
I'm not sure who I hate listening to more...mark may or louth holtzth. Both would be better off if they said nothing. :chainsaw:
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Lou talking to players before bowl game against CU (?)
"get ready, this isn't kansas state we're playing"