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Title: Writing my resume
Post by: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 01:23:58 PM
Should I go George O'Leary all over this bitch??
Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: ECN on August 07, 2007, 01:29:54 PM
might as well:

1. they dont know anyting about you yet. what have you go to lose?
2. if they hire you, play it off.
3. if they catch you lying, play it off.

Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: Joker on August 07, 2007, 01:31:31 PM
Who actually checks those things anyway right?

The words "Pick Me!" scratched on a legal pad can be equally effective.
Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."
Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."

Don't think I'm not using that.
Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: AzCat on August 07, 2007, 03:47:09 PM
Quote from: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."

Don't think I'm not using that.

"Managed hundreds of construction projects to highly successful conclusions as lead culinary engineer."
Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: TheShocker on August 07, 2007, 04:01:24 PM
Don't forget to include your acting experience. Weren't you in that movie where Will Ferrel is a soccer coach?



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Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 04:25:59 PM
Quote from: Åz©a† on August 07, 2007, 03:47:09 PM
Quote from: Kat Kid on August 07, 2007, 02:35:43 PM
Quote from: jeffy on August 07, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
"Experienced in transforming simple edible items into massive burrito."

Don't think I'm not using that.

"Managed hundreds of construction projects to highly successful conclusions as lead culinary engineer."
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Title: Re: Writing my resume
Post by: AzCat on August 07, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
Nothing you do will be as good as what Brian O'Dea did:

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