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Title: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 04, 2007, 09:45:29 PM
 8)
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: Pett on August 04, 2007, 09:52:00 PM
It's on ESPN 2 if anyone cares. Top of the 3rd.

I hate Barry BTW.  :forked:
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: waks on August 04, 2007, 10:39:25 PM
I don't even care anymore. I'd like to see it so I can say that I did but I honestly just want him to hit the damn thing.
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: konofo on August 04, 2007, 10:45:29 PM
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kono
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: Pett on August 04, 2007, 11:21:53 PM
hahahahah, holy sh1t!! Just saw this on a replay of the 755 HR. Did Bond's teammate that he was hugging when he walked across home plate try to sneak him a kiss? Bond was trying to back away from it too. Someone's got to get that on youtube.

Awkward!!!!
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: AzCat on August 05, 2007, 12:09:26 AM
(http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Marked/20061129/Baseball-Syringe-151901.jpg)
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: waks on August 05, 2007, 12:26:28 AM
hahahahah, holy sh1t!! Just saw this on a replay of the 755 HR. Did Bond's teammate that he was hugging when he walked across home plate try to sneak him a kiss? Bond was trying to back away from it too. Someone's got to get that on youtube.

Awkward!!!!
That was his son, you damn genius.
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: ECN on August 05, 2007, 12:30:19 AM
1. a-rod will shatter this record. so this circus right now, is meaningless.
2. media/espn kill everything.
3. hammerin' hank is a cool nickname. balco bonds is only semi-cool.
4. i hate when he just drops the bat and walks. griffey looks bad ass...
5. baseball is dead.





Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: steve dave on August 05, 2007, 12:31:47 AM
hahahahah, holy sh1t!! Just saw this on a replay of the 755 HR. Did Bond's teammate that he was hugging when he walked across home plate try to sneak him a kiss? Bond was trying to back away from it too. Someone's got to get that on youtube.

Awkward!!!!
That was his son, you damn genius.

LOFLers!
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: ECN on August 05, 2007, 12:33:01 AM
what a tard
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: michigancat on August 05, 2007, 09:37:28 AM
I love Barry.

People that have a problem with him are dumbcraps.
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 05, 2007, 09:38:20 AM
I love Barry.

People that have a problem with him are dumbcraps.
Agreed.
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: catsfan20012002 on August 05, 2007, 10:11:49 AM
I swore I wouldn't watch it but there I was watching it as it happened. I guess if they're all shooting up it somehow levels the playing field. As far as A-Rod breaking the record goes.....Jose Canseco says he has "stuff" on him so it may be just as uncomfortable when he breaks it in a few years.

Mr. Magoo's reaction was priceless. He was thinking "can I go home now?". Seriously.....Is there any more pathetic excuse for a commissioner? No.....Gary Bettman doesn't count. 
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: KungFoooKitty on August 05, 2007, 10:31:04 AM
 :sleep:
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: cas on August 06, 2007, 04:16:26 PM
I love Barry.

People that have a problem with him are dumbcraps.
Agreed.

Agreed as well.
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: KSU4ME on August 06, 2007, 04:41:19 PM
The advantages of Bond's elbow armor (http://www.dmwmedia.com/news/2007/08/06/armor-to-blame-for-barry-bonds-hr-record-argues-blogger)

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For years, sportswriters remarked that his massive "protective" gear – unequaled in all of baseball -- permits Bonds to lean over the plate without fear of being hit by a pitch. Thus situated, Bonds can handle the outside pitch (where most pitchers live) unusually well. This is unfair advantage enough, but no longer controversial. However, it is only one of at least seven (largely unexplored) advantages conferred by the apparatus.

The other six:

1) The apparatus is hinged at the elbow. It is a literal "hitting machine" that allows Bonds to release his front arm on the same plane during every swing. It largely accounts for the seemingly magical consistency of every Bonds stroke.

2) The apparatus locks at the elbow when the lead arm is fully elongated because of a small flap at the top of the bottom section that fits into a groove in the bottom of the top section. The locked arm forms a rigid front arm fulcrum that allows extraordinary, maximally efficient explosion of the levers of Bonds' wrists. Bonds hands are quicker than those of average hitters because of his mechanical "assistant."

3) When Bonds swings, the weight of the apparatus helps to seal his inner upper arm to his torso at impact. Thus "connected," he automatically hits the ball with the weight of his entire body - not just his arms - as average hitters ("extending") tend to do.

4) Bonds has performed less well in Home Run Derbies than one might expect because he has no excuse to wear a "protector" facing a batting practice pitcher. As he tires, his front arm elbow tends to lift and he swings under the ball, producing towering pop flies or topspin liners that stay in the park. When the apparatus is worn, its weight keeps his elbow down and he drives the ball with backspin.

5) Bonds enjoys quicker access to the inside pitch than average hitters because his "assistant" - counter-intuitively - allows him to turn more rapidly. Everyone understands that skaters accelerate their spins by pulling their arms into their torsos, closer to their axes of rotation. When Bonds is confronted with an inside pitch, he spins like a skater because his upper front arm is "assistant"-sealed tightly against the side of his chest.

6) At impact, Bonds has additional mass (the weight of his "assistant") not available to the average hitter. The combined weight of "assistant" and bat is probably equal to the weight of the lumber wielded by Babe Ruth but with more manageable weight distribution.

I laughed at #5.
Title: Re: Bonds hits 755!
Post by: Pett on August 06, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
hahahahah, holy sh1t!! Just saw this on a replay of the 755 HR. Did Bond's teammate that he was hugging when he walked across home plate try to sneak him a kiss? Bond was trying to back away from it too. Someone's got to get that on youtube.

Awkward!!!!
That was his son, you damn genius.

THAN WHAT A JACKASS!!!!!!  :curse: