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Sports => Snyder's Electronic Cyber Space World => Topic started by: BigXIIfan on July 11, 2007, 10:42:35 PM
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Kansas Jayhawk. She asks her students to raise their hands if they're Jayhawks too. Not really knowing what a Jayhawk is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Jayhawk." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "Why I'm a Kansas State Wildcat," boasts the little girl. The teacher is perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a rebel. "Well, my mom and dad are Wildcats, so I'm a Wildcat too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Jayhawk."
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Funny stuff.
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"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Jayhawk."
I just peed my pants. Srsly! WTF? LOL. LMAO.
Very powertardish.
Do you remember when you lost the bet about Jeffrey Martin (the screen name and the journalist) and the right to post on this board? That was pretty funny too.
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"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Jayhawk."
I just peed my pants. Srsly! WTF LOL LMAO
Very powertardish.
Do you remember when you lost the bet about Jeffrey Martin (the screen name and the journalist) and the right to post on this board? That was pretty funny too.
Dude, are you always up at 4:00 AM>?
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Yes, but 2 am. West coast, homes.
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Oh yeah. You don't come home for the summer?
:curse:
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Nope. Most grad students work all the way through.
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One more question. Do they shove you in a small room with two other grad students?
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Actually, my office is pretty sweet. Two huge windows, and lots of space that I share with (an average of) 0.63 graduate students or so. No A/C, but that's usually not an issue unless (like today) it's 95 degrees outside during some kind of freakish hot weather burst. A cubicle in industry will be far, far worse.
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Damn. At KSU they shove 3 grad students in a 8 by 8 room. (at least for che)
good talk. Have I ever told my favorite airport is sea-tac? well, it is.
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Damn. At KSU they shove 3 grad students in a 8 by 8 room. (at least for che)
good talk. Have I ever told my favorite airport is sea-tac? well, it is.
Well, that's pretty standard here too, actually. I just happen to have officemates who all have offices elsewhere as well (which they prefer, apparently). One of them is Iranian.
BTW, not sure what's more shocking- that you have a favorite airport or that it's SeaTac. Wholly unspectacular, IMO, but hopefully you're joking (in which case...hahahahahaha).
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One of them is Iranian
Nuclear engineer?
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Powertard is my new favorite word.
Example:
&@#% you powertard
Man, I got so powertarded last night
Look mommy that boy is a powertard
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"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Jayhawk."
I just peed my pants. Srsly! WTF? LOL. LMAO.
Very powertardish.
Do you remember when you lost the bet about Jeffrey Martin (the screen name and the journalist) and the right to post on this board? That was pretty funny too.
nice to know you and waks are such close buddys
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Actually, my office is pretty sweet. Two huge windows, and lots of space that I share with (an average of) 0.63 graduate students or so. No A/C, but that's usually not an issue unless (like today) it's 95 degrees outside during some kind of freakish hot weather burst. A cubicle in industry will be far, far worse.
That sounds just like Kougs's bitchin' apartment.
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Actually, my office is pretty sweet. Two huge windows, and lots of space that I share with (an average of) 0.63 graduate students or so. No A/C, but that's usually not an issue unless (like today) it's 95 degrees outside during some kind of freakish hot weather burst. A cubicle in industry will be far, far worse.
That sounds just like Kougs's bitchin' apartment.
Blasted! I was about to post this.