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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: ECN on June 22, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
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okay....so im one of those bastards that has the annoying bug zapper hanging from the front porch. i love em.
i jump up and down with the big ones short the outlet and release a soft smoke into the night air. i love to sit on the front porch and watch them divebomb into the light like the japanese kamakazee pilots of WWII. but i have noticed one thing...
it attracts my smelly, annoying neighbor from across the street. my wife curses me everytime i plug it in.
"you know SD (smelly dude) will be here in no time..right?" she says.
"yes. but im bored." i reply.
sure enough. tonight, while smoking a stellar cigar, and listening to royals on 810 (i HATE bob davis) here he comes...wearing loafers, black athletic shorts and a chiefs shirt from the 72 season.
(damn my wife for being right again)
turns out all he wanted was some guitar strings.
turns out i had some.
and as soon as i unplugged the light to go in, he was gone.
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Do you have a back yard? And is SD a moth?
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The guy likes the bug zapper?
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You have a front porch in the River Market?
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The guy likes the bug zapper?
I believe that that's what he was saying. :rolleyes:
ECN, you watch a bug zapper all night when you get bored? You are one strange dude. I usually watch Chum1's videos when I'm bored, fwiw..
Edit: and who the &@#% asks their neighbor for guitar strings? :confused:
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You have a front porch in the River Market?
its a square patio ledge. in the back. its a decent size. ill post pictures..its quaint.
the front porch thing is an inside joke with my wife and i. ill explain when its relevant.
Do you have a back yard? And is SD a moth?
no back yard. just concrete all around me. he could be a moth..he has a giant fro.
..and waks..yeah, a guitar string... luckily it wasnt the G-string. :lick:
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You have a front porch in the River Market?
its a square patio ledge. in the back. its a decent size. ill post pictures..its quaint.
the front porch thing is an inside joke with my wife and i. ill explain when its relevant.
Do you have a back yard? And is SD a moth?
no back yard. just concrete all around me. he could be a moth..he has a giant fro.
..and waks..yeah, a guitar string... luckily it wasnt the G-string. :lick:
It sounds like a pretty sexy story.
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its not.
this dude is unreal.
i wish you could meet him.
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its not.
this dude is unreal.
i wish you could meet him.
Sounds like an idea for the next KATPAKr event.
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its not.
this dude is unreal.
i wish you could meet him.
As do I, ECN. As do I.
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he explained to me that he used to be homeless, roaming KC-
slept under bridges, saw his bestfriend get killed from 'bum beatings' etc....
i think he's lying...he looks fresh off mass. street.
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he explained to me that he used to be homeless, roaming KC-
slept under bridges, saw his bestfriend get killed from 'bum beatings' etc....
i think he's lying...he looks fresh off mass. street.
Is he a ku fan?
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he doesnt like sports. at all.
he's a modern day hippie.
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I'm the same way with bug zappers... love to watch the bugs get fried. I had a moth in there tonight and he got f*cked up! Started smoking and everything...
Be careful though, I saw a study once that showed what happens to the bug when it gets zapped. Basically it releases micro-bacterial sh*t into the air so you might try to refrain from eating around it. Unless of course you like a little bug sh*t to spice things up. :barf:
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he doesnt like sports. at all.
he's a modern day hippie.
He doesn't have to for it to be a good Katpak'r event. We just need a lot of Boulevaurd and a good vantage point of your porch so we can see if your neighbor walks into the bug zapper if we leave it going for 2 hours. Nothing like a bunch of guys satnding around giving play by play of what bugs fly into a zapper. :billypopcorn:
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he doesnt like sports. at all.
he's a modern day hippie.
He doesn't have to for it to be a good Katpak'r event. We just need a lot of Boulevaurd and a good vantage point of your porch so we can see if your neighbor walks into the bug zapper if we leave it going for 2 hours. Nothing like a bunch of guys satnding around giving play by play of what bugs fly into a zapper. :billypopcorn:
Curious, what happens if you touch one of those things?
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ECN, I need to see this guy.
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ECN, I need to see this guy.
Yes, take a picture. Actually, record a video and put it on youtube..
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ECN, I need to see this guy.
Yes, take a picture. Actually, record a video and put it on youtube..
Convince Chupa find time in his schedule, and you have a deal.
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he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.
WTF
i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
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he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.
WTF
i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Please include your wife in the video. Thanks.
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he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.
WTF
i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Please include your wife in the video. Thanks.
I already have video of ECN's wife and smelly guy.
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he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.
WTF
i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Did he also give you mentos ?
;) :D 8) :dancin:
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he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.
WTF
i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Did he also give you mentos ?
;) :D 8) :dancin:
no, but he did offer a reach around. i declined.
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A wise move on your part, Chupa !
Keep a good watch on this dude. I don't want to lose the Chupa animations !
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he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.
WTF
i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Did he also give you mentos ?
;) :D 8) :dancin:
no, but he did offer a reach around. i declined.
Oh yeah, I'll get back to you on the 29th..
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My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.
Kind of funny.
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My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.
Kind of funny.
Mildly humorous.
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My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.
Kind of funny.
Mildly humorous.
I just feel sorry for the other one if one of them has a 9in. wang.
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I always thought "carl" was the quintessential gay name.
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I always thought "carl" was the quintessential gay name.
That's my middle name.. :frown:
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STFU!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I have lesbian neighbors. It's kinda cool. :lick:
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
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true.
of all the ladies i work with that pack a box lunch, nothing appealing there.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot. they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
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i wonder if there was any tread left on the tire...
or if it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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sweet so I have a 'semi-nieghbor' hippy near my house?
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
These ones aren't bad at all. They don't look lesbian...really. As in.....they don't look like big dikes.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot. they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Was the girlfriend with you? Because if so, you are a lucky man, my friend.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot. they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Oh I don't care if they are ho's or not either. Trust me, I love nothing more than watching two lesbian ho's make sweet sweet love to each other..............
........probably should have kept that to myself
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot. they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Oh I don't care if they are ho's or not either. Trust me, I love nothing more than watching two lesbian ho's make sweet sweet love to each other..............
........probably should have kept that to myself
No, we all agree.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot. they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Was the girlfriend with you? Because if so, you are a lucky man, my friend.
no i was with a friend at a nice restaurant on the plaza, they were at the table next to ours. we finished dinner and i asked them to join us at the bar for drinks. they did. then we went to another bar for more drinks, they came. then i lost them. short tube mini skirt things (black) with heels. one chick was 5'11" long black hair- smoking.
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There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples. Unless they are starring in a porno. :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot. incredible hot. as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely. they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there. :crybaby: hot hot hot.
Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference. There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's.
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot. they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Was the girlfriend with you? Because if so, you are a lucky man, my friend.
no i was with a friend at a nice restaurant on the plaza, they were at the table next to ours. we finished dinner and i asked them to join us at the bar for drinks. they did. then we went to another bar for more drinks, they came. then i lost them. short tube mini skirt things (black) with heels. one chick was 5'11" long black hair- smoking.
Yeah... I'll be back in thirty minutes..
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smelly dude wants me to shave his head tonight.
i think he just wants my extremely attractive wife to sit on his lap.
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smelly dude wants me to shave his head tonight.
i think he just wants my extremely attractive wife to sit on his lap.
You have an extremely weird relationship with this guy. But luckily, it will give you a reason to take a picture of him.
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smelly dude wants me to shave his head tonight.
i think he just wants my extremely attractive wife to sit on his lap.
You have an extremely weird relationship with this guy. But luckily, it will give you a reason to take a picture of him.
Talk about perfect timing. "Let's take before and after pictures."
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good ideas.
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:eyeseeyou:
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excellent timing trout.
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Did you end up shaving his head?
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lol, funny you ask.
he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.
he is bi-polar and on depression meds.
if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
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lol, funny you ask.
he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.
he is bi-polar and on depression meds.
if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Wait, so smelly dude might be dead? I would be so sad.
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lol, funny you ask.
he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.
he is bi-polar and on depression meds.
if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Wait, so smelly dude might be dead? I would be so sad.
no, he's alive. he just might snap and kill me and my extremely hot wife.
man, he smells bad.
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lol, funny you ask.
he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.
he is bi-polar and on depression meds.
if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Wait, so smelly dude might be dead? I would be so sad.
no, he's alive. he just might snap and kill me and my extremely hot wife.
man, he smells bad.
Oh. How will I know that it's you?
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I figure any guy that's killed with a head shaped like a brown paper sack and has a really hot wife.... 's'gotta be chupa.
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I figure any guy that's killed with a head shaped like a brown paper sack and has a really hot wife.... 's'gotta be chupa.
That's Chupa's life as a sequel, dude. We don't know what his head looks like right now..
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here are small details...
i look like brad pitt...with the body of ben wallace.
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here are small details...
i look like brad pitt...with the body of ben wallace.
You have a white face and a black body? A white man's smarts and a black man's athleticism.* Awesome.
*Apologize if this offends anyone. I love all colors. :fiesta: :eyeseeyou: :cheers:
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people at the office here call me ben pitt.
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here are small details...
i look like brad pitt...with the body of ben wallace.
You have a white face and a black body? A white man's smarts and a black man's athleticism.* Awesome.
*Apologize if this offends anyone. I love all colors. :fiesta: :eyeseeyou: :cheers:
Yellow people piss me off.