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Title: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 22, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
okay....so im one of those bastards that has the annoying bug zapper hanging from the front porch. i love em.
i jump up and down with the big ones short the outlet and release a soft smoke into the night air. i love to sit on the front porch and watch them divebomb into the light like the japanese kamakazee pilots of WWII. but i have noticed one thing...

it attracts my smelly, annoying neighbor from across the street. my wife curses me everytime i plug it in.

"you know SD (smelly dude) will be here in no time..right?" she says.

"yes. but im bored." i reply.

sure enough. tonight, while smoking a stellar cigar, and listening to royals on 810 (i HATE bob davis) here he comes...wearing loafers, black athletic shorts and a chiefs shirt from the 72 season.

(damn my wife for being right again)

turns out all he wanted was some guitar strings.

turns out i had some.

and as soon as i unplugged the light to go in, he was gone.



Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: doom on June 23, 2007, 02:41:47 AM
Do you have a back yard?  And is SD a moth?
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 23, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
The guy likes the bug zapper?
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Post by: michigancat on June 23, 2007, 08:02:44 AM
You have a front porch in the River Market?
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 08:10:38 AM
The guy likes the bug zapper?
I believe that that's what he was saying.  :rolleyes:


ECN, you watch a bug zapper all night when you get bored? You are one strange dude. I usually watch Chum1's videos when I'm bored, fwiw..



Edit: and who the &@#% asks their neighbor for guitar strings?  :confused:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 23, 2007, 09:54:48 AM
You have a front porch in the River Market?

its a square patio ledge. in the back. its a decent size. ill post pictures..its quaint.

the front porch thing is an inside joke with my wife and i. ill explain when its relevant.

Do you have a back yard?  And is SD a moth?

no back yard. just concrete all around me. he could be a moth..he has a giant fro.



..and waks..yeah, a guitar string... luckily it wasnt the G-string.   :lick:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 10:00:57 AM
You have a front porch in the River Market?

its a square patio ledge. in the back. its a decent size. ill post pictures..its quaint.

the front porch thing is an inside joke with my wife and i. ill explain when its relevant.

Do you have a back yard?  And is SD a moth?

no back yard. just concrete all around me. he could be a moth..he has a giant fro.



..and waks..yeah, a guitar string... luckily it wasnt the G-string.   :lick:
It sounds like a pretty sexy story.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 23, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
its not.

this dude is unreal.

i wish you could meet him.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: jeffy on June 23, 2007, 10:23:59 AM
its not.

this dude is unreal.

i wish you could meet him.

Sounds like an idea for the next KATPAKr event.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 10:24:29 AM
its not.

this dude is unreal.

i wish you could meet him.
As do I, ECN. As do I.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 23, 2007, 10:36:44 AM
he explained to me that he used to be homeless, roaming KC-

slept under bridges, saw his bestfriend get killed from 'bum beatings' etc....

i think he's lying...he looks fresh off mass. street.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 10:41:43 AM
he explained to me that he used to be homeless, roaming KC-

slept under bridges, saw his bestfriend get killed from 'bum beatings' etc....

i think he's lying...he looks fresh off mass. street.
Is he a ku fan?
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 23, 2007, 10:47:30 AM
he doesnt like sports. at all.

he's a modern day hippie.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: Racquetball_Ninja on June 24, 2007, 03:25:07 AM
I'm the same way with bug zappers... love to watch the bugs get fried.  I had a moth in there tonight and he got f*cked up!  Started smoking and everything... 

Be careful though, I saw a study once that showed what happens to the bug when it gets zapped.  Basically it releases micro-bacterial sh*t into the air so you might try to refrain from eating around it.  Unless of course you like a little bug sh*t to spice things up.  :barf:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: doom on June 24, 2007, 09:00:50 AM
he doesnt like sports. at all.

he's a modern day hippie.

He doesn't have to for it to be a good Katpak'r event.  We just need a lot of Boulevaurd and a good vantage point of your porch so we can see if your neighbor walks into the bug zapper if we leave it going for 2 hours.  Nothing like a bunch of guys satnding around giving play by play of what bugs fly into a zapper. :billypopcorn:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 02:50:59 PM
he doesnt like sports. at all.

he's a modern day hippie.

He doesn't have to for it to be a good Katpak'r event.  We just need a lot of Boulevaurd and a good vantage point of your porch so we can see if your neighbor walks into the bug zapper if we leave it going for 2 hours.  Nothing like a bunch of guys satnding around giving play by play of what bugs fly into a zapper. :billypopcorn:
Curious, what happens if you touch one of those things?
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on June 24, 2007, 06:38:46 PM
ECN, I need to see this guy.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 07:10:19 PM
ECN, I need to see this guy.
Yes, take a picture. Actually, record a video and put it on youtube..
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Post by: greasd up deaf guy on June 24, 2007, 08:22:15 PM
ECN, I need to see this guy.
Yes, take a picture. Actually, record a video and put it on youtube..
Convince Chupa find time in his schedule, and you have a deal.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 24, 2007, 08:26:39 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 08:47:23 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Please include your wife in the video. Thanks.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on June 24, 2007, 09:02:25 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.
Please include your wife in the video. Thanks.
I already have video of ECN's wife and smelly guy.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: cyclist on June 24, 2007, 09:15:07 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.

Did he also give you mentos ?

;) :D 8) :dancin:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 24, 2007, 09:28:08 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.

Did he also give you mentos ?

;) :D 8) :dancin:

no, but he did offer a reach around. i declined.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: cyclist on June 24, 2007, 09:34:15 PM
A wise move on your part, Chupa !

Keep a good watch on this dude.  I don't want to lose the Chupa animations !
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 09:37:24 PM
he JUST came by and gave me a 2 liter of diet coke.

WTF

i think he's in love with my extremely attractive wife.

Did he also give you mentos ?

;) :D 8) :dancin:

no, but he did offer a reach around. i declined.
Oh yeah, I'll get back to you on the 29th..
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: michigancat on June 24, 2007, 10:44:24 PM
My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.

Kind of funny.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 10:53:07 PM
My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.

Kind of funny.
Mildly humorous.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: doom on June 24, 2007, 10:54:26 PM
My new backyard neighbors (they're really close to my backyard) are a gay couple named Ron and Jeremy.

Kind of funny.
Mildly humorous.

I just feel sorry for the other one if one of them has a 9in. wang.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: fatty fat fat on June 24, 2007, 10:54:34 PM
I always thought "carl" was the quintessential gay name.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 11:00:52 PM
I always thought "carl" was the quintessential gay name.
That's my middle name..  :frown:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 24, 2007, 11:03:23 PM
STFU!

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: kstate16 on June 25, 2007, 10:05:46 AM
I have lesbian neighbors. It's kinda cool.  :lick:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pufizzle on June 25, 2007, 10:22:37 AM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 25, 2007, 10:29:11 AM
true.

of all the ladies i work with that pack a box lunch, nothing appealing there.

Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pissclams on June 25, 2007, 11:19:26 AM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pufizzle on June 25, 2007, 11:22:42 AM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pissclams on June 25, 2007, 11:24:29 AM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot.  they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 25, 2007, 11:25:39 AM
i wonder if there was any tread left on the tire...

or if it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: dr00d on June 25, 2007, 11:44:35 AM
sweet so I have a 'semi-nieghbor' hippy near my house?
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: kstate16 on June 25, 2007, 11:55:30 AM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
These ones aren't bad at all. They don't look lesbian...really. As in.....they don't look like big dikes.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 25, 2007, 01:22:25 PM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot.  they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Was the girlfriend with you? Because if so, you are a lucky man, my friend.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pufizzle on June 25, 2007, 01:25:10 PM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot.  they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.

Oh I don't care if they are ho's or not either.  Trust me, I love nothing more than watching two lesbian ho's make sweet sweet love to each other..............











........probably should have kept that to myself


Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 25, 2007, 01:26:02 PM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot.  they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.

Oh I don't care if they are ho's or not either.  Trust me, I love nothing more than watching two lesbian ho's make sweet sweet love to each other..............











........probably should have kept that to myself



No, we all agree.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pissclams on June 25, 2007, 01:45:42 PM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot.  they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Was the girlfriend with you? Because if so, you are a lucky man, my friend.
no i was with a friend at a nice restaurant on the plaza, they were at the table next to ours.  we finished dinner and i asked them to join us at the bar for drinks.  they did. then we went to another bar for more drinks, they came.  then i lost them.  short tube mini skirt things (black) with heels. one chick was 5'11" long black hair- smoking.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 25, 2007, 01:46:45 PM
There's no such thing as hot lesbian couples.  Unless they are starring in a porno.  :tongue:
wrong.
i met two lesbian strippers/prostitutes at dinner on saturday night that were absolutely smoking hot.  incredible hot.  as we left dinner and walked to the car they held hands and walked closely.  they got in the car with me and we went to reverse (a bar/club) and I lost them there.   :crybaby:  hot hot hot.

Porno/stripper/prostitutes.....same difference.  There aren't any hot lesbian couples that aren't ho's. 
i don't care if they're ho's or not, they were still smoking hot.  they don't tell me how to earn my paycheck, and i'm not going to tell them how to earn theirs.
Was the girlfriend with you? Because if so, you are a lucky man, my friend.
no i was with a friend at a nice restaurant on the plaza, they were at the table next to ours.  we finished dinner and i asked them to join us at the bar for drinks.  they did. then we went to another bar for more drinks, they came.  then i lost them.  short tube mini skirt things (black) with heels. one chick was 5'11" long black hair- smoking.
Yeah... I'll be back in thirty minutes..
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 25, 2007, 01:53:05 PM
smelly dude wants me to shave his head tonight.

i think he just wants my extremely attractive wife to sit on his lap.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 25, 2007, 01:54:15 PM
smelly dude wants me to shave his head tonight.

i think he just wants my extremely attractive wife to sit on his lap.
You have an extremely weird relationship with this guy. But luckily, it will give you a reason to take a picture of him.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: chum1 on June 25, 2007, 01:56:39 PM
smelly dude wants me to shave his head tonight.

i think he just wants my extremely attractive wife to sit on his lap.
You have an extremely weird relationship with this guy. But luckily, it will give you a reason to take a picture of him.

Talk about perfect timing.  "Let's take before and after pictures."
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 25, 2007, 03:55:28 PM
good ideas.
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Post by: greasd up deaf guy on June 25, 2007, 03:58:32 PM
 :eyeseeyou:
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Post by: ECN on June 25, 2007, 04:07:12 PM
excellent timing trout.
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Post by: waks on June 26, 2007, 03:15:42 PM
Did you end up shaving his head?
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Post by: ECN on June 26, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
lol, funny you ask.

he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.

he is bi-polar and on depression meds.

if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 26, 2007, 03:46:56 PM
lol, funny you ask.

he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.

he is bi-polar and on depression meds.

if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Wait, so smelly dude might be dead? I would be so sad.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 26, 2007, 03:48:45 PM
lol, funny you ask.

he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.

he is bi-polar and on depression meds.

if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Wait, so smelly dude might be dead? I would be so sad.

no, he's alive. he just might snap and kill me and my extremely hot wife.

man, he smells bad.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 26, 2007, 03:49:10 PM
lol, funny you ask.

he came over...and my wife told him to leave. that we were busy.

he is bi-polar and on depression meds.

if you see my on the news..its aint gonna be pretty.
Wait, so smelly dude might be dead? I would be so sad.

no, he's alive. he just might snap and kill me and my extremely hot wife.

man, he smells bad.
Oh. How will I know that it's you?
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: FBWillie on June 26, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
I figure any guy that's killed with a head shaped like a brown paper sack and has a really hot wife.... 's'gotta be chupa.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 26, 2007, 03:55:22 PM
I figure any guy that's killed with a head shaped like a brown paper sack and has a really hot wife.... 's'gotta be chupa.
That's Chupa's life as a sequel, dude. We don't know what his head looks like right now..
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 26, 2007, 03:57:38 PM
here are small details...

i look like brad pitt...with the body of ben wallace.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: pufizzle on June 26, 2007, 07:36:33 PM
here are small details...

i look like brad pitt...with the body of ben wallace.

You have a white face and a black body?  A white man's smarts and a black man's athleticism.*  Awesome.



*Apologize if this offends anyone.  I love all colors.   :fiesta: :eyeseeyou: :cheers:
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: ECN on June 26, 2007, 07:38:38 PM
people at the office here call me ben pitt.
Title: Re: smelly dude.
Post by: waks on June 27, 2007, 02:21:22 AM
here are small details...

i look like brad pitt...with the body of ben wallace.

You have a white face and a black body?  A white man's smarts and a black man's athleticism.*  Awesome.



*Apologize if this offends anyone.  I love all colors.   :fiesta: :eyeseeyou: :cheers:
Yellow people piss me off.