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Title: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 10:21:26 AM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: chum1 on June 19, 2007, 10:23:14 AM
They will shoot you.  For real.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 10:24:34 AM
They will shoot you.  For real.
they cant shoot all of us
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 19, 2007, 10:25:24 AM
They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: pissclams on June 19, 2007, 10:26:48 AM
They will lasso you.  For real.
fixed
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: asava on June 19, 2007, 10:35:54 AM
They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

we should contact RCPD and see if they can supply us with bullet proof vests.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: Iceberg on June 19, 2007, 10:38:35 AM
They will lasso you.  For real.
fixed

Actually, you didn't fix it.... "They will rope you"  is correct. You use a lasso, but you don't lasso anything. You rope it.


Yes, storm the field. I am trying to decide in between going to the Auburn game or the Texas game. Prolly end up going to Texas because thats what my friends want to do... If we beat them we should storm the field (or the barns) and steal Bevo. Someone can recruit Garth to help.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: Iceberg on June 19, 2007, 10:39:24 AM
They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

we should contact RCPD and see if they can supply us with bullet proof vests.

or better yet, bullet proof jocks like they have on super troopers
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: kstate16 on June 19, 2007, 10:43:05 AM
They will lasso you.  For real.
fixed
If we beat them we should storm the field (or the barns) and steal Bevo. Someone can recruit Garth to help.
Then slaughter him and eat him. :lick:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 10:44:30 AM
 :billypopcorn:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: Iceberg on June 19, 2007, 10:49:27 AM
If anyone wants to help steal Bevo, you must be warned what your up against. In Texas, stealing cattle is still punishable by hanging. Then bringing the animal across state lines back to Kansas is a felony.

I'm in!
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 19, 2007, 12:46:58 PM
They will shoot you.  For real.

Agree with chum1.  Texas = cowboys, cowboys = guns.

Actually, the worst they can do is have their comatose alums dump some pinot noir on your shirts, and since you guys wear purple it'll fit right in. That is, if they haven't already left by the end of the third quarter.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: doom on June 19, 2007, 12:49:54 PM
They will shoot you.  For real.
they cant shoot all of us

They can sure try.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on June 19, 2007, 12:52:05 PM
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: Iceberg on June 19, 2007, 01:16:19 PM
That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

Good luck finding them... Bevo is a steer.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 01:16:50 PM
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.
winner
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: Iceberg on June 19, 2007, 01:33:58 PM
We could pull an Aggie trick and brand 45-42 into the side of the steer.

But I tell you what, if we steal it, I will provide the barn to hide it in up here in Kansas. I will feed it until 2010, when Texas comes back to Manhattan. Willie's midfield skit will include video of slaughtering Bevo. Afterwards, Bevo Jerkey will be shot to KSU fans from the cat cannon.

Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on June 19, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

Good luck finding them... Bevo is a steer.
Not surprising.  Quite literally a symbol of a nutless program.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ScubaSteve on June 19, 2007, 02:03:16 PM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: catzacker on June 19, 2007, 02:05:50 PM
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border.  
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 02:40:06 PM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
hince we tear down texas's goal posts
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border.  
we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on June 19, 2007, 02:57:58 PM
You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 

I'm confident we could get a military escort from some aggies.  Once we make it to Oklahoma we're in the clear.

We will win.  Mccoy is deathly afraid of us.  "Sorry about last year Colt!  We meant to completely break your neck.  We're back to finish the job!"
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 19, 2007, 03:30:03 PM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
hince we tear down texas's goal posts
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 
we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 05:35:27 PM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
hince we tear down texas's goal posts
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 
we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35
i think your a ku fan, but anyway do you have any better ideas? i like the escort from A&M
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 19, 2007, 06:25:18 PM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
hince we tear down texas's goal posts
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 
we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35
i think your a ku fan, but anyway do you have any better ideas? i like the escort from A&M

I live in between Austin and San Antonio, if you go the speed limit (70) an 18-wheeler will run you over. I do have to say that if you guys tore down UT's goalposts it would make my day even though I'm a ku fan, their outrage would be music to my ears for years to come.

Oh, and just drive through the panhandle, I'm sure Tech fans would love to assist you.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 07:24:54 PM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
hince we tear down texas's goal posts
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border. 
we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

You'll fit right in on I-35
i think your a ku fan, but anyway do you have any better ideas? i like the escort from A&M

I live in between Austin and San Antonio, if you go the speed limit (70) an 18-wheeler will run you over. I do have to say that if you guys tore down UT's goalposts it would make my day even though I'm a ku fan, their outrage would be music to my ears for years to come.

Oh, and just drive through the panhandle, I'm sure Tech fans would love to assist you.
thanks for the help we will plan a route of escorts back from austin through all of the Texas Big 12 school cities, we hope to find assistance, oh and have an escort from OU waiting at the texas boarder
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: The Manhatter on June 19, 2007, 07:53:56 PM
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if we beat texas again at texas

...pigs will fly.
...hell will freeze over.
...dogs and cats sleeping together.
...Mangino > 3-5

Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ds43fan on June 19, 2007, 09:41:32 PM
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if we beat texas again at texas

...pigs will fly.
...hell will freeze over.
...dogs and cats sleeping together.
...Mangino > 3-5


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does this mean we have a chance?
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: JTKSU on June 20, 2007, 12:22:52 AM
it would be a very big win, big enough to storm texas's field? (ala 94 storming ku's, the program then and now are in similar places and texas will probably be ranked in the top 10 and we probably wont be ranked)

Didn't you know our chances of this were nil?
hince we tear down texas's goal posts
There's a difference.  When we did it at ku, noone cared enough to stop us.  When we do it at Texas, noone's smart enough to figure out what's going on.

That's when we kick Bevo in the balls and send him into the crowd before they have time to think about it.

In the meantime, we tow their goalposts all the way back to Aggieville.

The aggies will be jealous forever.

You'd never make it out of Texas alive with those goal posts, but if you did you'd get an escort from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol to the Kansas border.  
we need a carvan of  vehicals and the ones w/ the goal posts  should be in the middle and the caravan should be moving at 80-90 miles per hour

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen that on I-35.....
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: willie83 on June 20, 2007, 12:40:16 AM
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if we beat texas again at texas

...pigs will fly.
...hell will freeze over.
...dogs and cats sleeping together.
...Mangino > 3-5



(http://members.cox.net/tamnsean/floydAnimals.jpg)
(http://members.cox.net/tamnsean/eaglesHell.jpg)
(http://members.cox.net/tamnsean/dogcat.JPG)

Damn close, but Mangino will never be > 3-5

Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: TDTexas! on June 23, 2007, 07:37:45 PM
thought you K-Staters would enjoy knowing that your not alone in REALLY [sarcasm meter pegged] looking forward to coming to Austin:

LONGHORNS FOOTBALL

Hazy days of summer don't make for lazy Longhorns

...It's much the same for defensive end Brian Orakpo. He arrives at campus by 6:45 a.m. His day of classes, running and workouts ends at 2:30 p.m.

"You've got to move on ... but those three losses were big losses," Jones said. "We never want that to happen again. We're moving on, but we just can't wait to play the teams we lost to. We're really looking forward to those games."

what a nice thought. a nice warm welcome to K-State, the [Darrell Royalism] roach [Darrell Royalism] that fell into our 2006 season. :cheers:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 07:40:27 PM
thought you K-Staters would enjoy knowing that your not alone in REALLY [sarcasm meter pegged] looking forward to coming to Austin:

LONGHORNS FOOTBALL

Hazy days of summer don't make for lazy Longhorns

...It's much the same for defensive end Brian Orakpo. He arrives at campus by 6:45 a.m. His day of classes, running and workouts ends at 2:30 p.m.

"You've got to move on ... but those three losses were big losses," Jones said. "We never want that to happen again. We're moving on, but we just can't wait to play the teams we lost to. We're really looking forward to those games."

what a nice thought. a nice warm welcome to K-State, the [Darrell Royalism] roach [Darrell Royalism] that fell into our 2006 season. :cheers:

"Texas is my bitch." - Josh Freeman
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: doom on June 23, 2007, 07:41:27 PM
You guys were national championship contenders until you played us last year.

 :lol:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: TDTexas! on June 23, 2007, 07:57:03 PM
yes kusucks - thats the point. you fell into a Longhorn party and you going to get thoroughly THANKED in Austin this year. :cheers:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: doom on June 23, 2007, 08:01:52 PM
The difference is that "if" you beat us in Austin this year - no one cares.  It was supposed to happen.  We crushed your dreams on abc.  And then you got beat at home by your rival the next week.

 :lol:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 08:03:35 PM
The difference is that "if" you beat us in Austin this year - no one cares.  It was supposed to happen.  We crushed your dreams on abc.  And then you got beat at home by your rival the next week.

 :lol:
Not to mention, we showed the whole country that Colt McCoy is a little bitch.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: doom on June 23, 2007, 08:04:58 PM
Hey...

Oh no wait, that's true.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: TDTexas! on June 23, 2007, 11:22:22 PM
Actually you only assisted us with knocking out our QB. Our staff made the stupid call. You didnt re-invent the wheel.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: doom on June 23, 2007, 11:24:19 PM
Actually you only assisted us with knocking out our QB. Our staff made the stupid call. You didnt re-invent the wheel.

Oh yes.  Snead did so much better against A&M when they put him in.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: waks on June 23, 2007, 11:25:25 PM
Actually you only assisted us with knocking out our QB. Our staff made the stupid call. You didnt re-invent the wheel.
Yeah, he's still a little bitch.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: willie83 on June 24, 2007, 12:30:48 AM
yes kusucks - thats the point. you fell into a Longhorn party and you going to get thoroughly THANKED in Austin this year. :cheers:

Oh, there it is. I was waiting for the "we think so highly of ourselves that we thought we had already won". That must be what happened to us against ku the following week.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: waks on June 24, 2007, 12:32:33 AM
yes kusucks - thats the point. you fell into a Longhorn party and you going to get thoroughly THANKED in Austin this year. :cheers:

Oh, there it is. I was waiting for the "we think so highly of ourselves that we thought we had already won". That must be what happened to us against ku the following week.
That was my excuse..
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: TDTexas! on June 25, 2007, 12:11:52 AM
ok K-Staters - im going to show you some love and end this thread since you acknowledge that Vince Young is the God of the Big12 in the other thread. peace. be kewl. :hookem:
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: ksuno1stunner on June 25, 2007, 01:54:09 AM
ok K-Staters - im going to show you some love and end this thread since you acknowledge that Vince Young is the God of the Big12 in the other thread. peace. be kewl. :hookem:

Ummm...Freeman is better than Vinnie Young.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: Iceberg on June 25, 2007, 10:33:46 AM
Back to the goal posts....

we have to tear them down. Thats why they didn't come down last year after the UT game, its suppossed to happen in Austin.

I'll bring the tourches to help with the goal posts and the stock trailer to haul Bevo and the goal posts in. And since we are I'll be taking the ranch rig down there (becuase of the trailer) Garth can ride shotty if he wants to.
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: royalswild on June 25, 2007, 06:13:14 PM
ever thought about going east towards houston with the field goals
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: doom on June 25, 2007, 06:32:49 PM
ever thought about going east towards houston with the field goals

If you can make it to College Station the Aggies will protect you.  Or kill you and steal them for themselves...
Title: Re: if we beat texas again at texas
Post by: royalswild on June 25, 2007, 09:30:46 PM
Oklahoma might kill you and steal the field goal posts to