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Title: Hi.
Post by: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 04:54:02 PM: I am an eggplant.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 04:55:30 PM: Quote from: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 04:54:02 PM
I am an eggplant.

Link?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 16, 2007, 04:57:57 PM: Quote from: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 04:54:02 PM
I am an eggplant.

Elementary penguin singing hari krishna
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 04:59:16 PM: http://www.theshockerisnotjokingaroundwhenhesaysheisaneggplant.co.uk.com

P.S. I am the walrus.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: ECN on May 16, 2007, 05:04:34 PM: TTIWWP
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 05:05:50 PM: Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on May 16, 2007, 05:04:34 PM
TTIWWOP

You know I don't speak spanish.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: ECN on May 16, 2007, 05:06:29 PM: this thread is worthless without pics!!

get on it!!
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 05:09:13 PM: koo koo kachoo
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: WildWillie21 on May 16, 2007, 05:21:51 PM: kee kee ra kee
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 05:39:57 PM: Quote from: TheShocker on May 16, 2007, 05:09:13 PM
koo koo kachoo

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/85/09_hellogoodbye.jpg/200px-09_hellogoodbye.jpg)

Classless bastages ! The Beatles !

Here is the album:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/b5/bd75024128a0ce8ad82c9010.L.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 05:43:41 PM: Who are the beatles? Is that like a movie?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 05:44:34 PM: Here are the lyrics:

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Boy, you been a naughty boy, and let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing,
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggmen, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob g'goo
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)

--Repeat (eventually juba's will stop) and fade until end.--
during the fade out background vocals:
[Simultaneously:] 'Everybody smokes pot' and 'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa' [jumper]
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 05:45:35 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:43:41 PM
Who are the beatles? Is that like a movie?

I see cub by your name. That explains a lot.

:ustupid: :ustupid: :ustupid: :ustupid:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 05:52:05 PM: Quote from: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 05:45:35 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:43:41 PM
Who are the beatles? Is that like a movie?

I see cub by your name. That explains a lot.

:ustupid: :ustupid: :ustupid: :ustupid:

I take it thats a no.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM: I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 06:02:31 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
You are retarded.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 06:04:57 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
You are retarded.

waks,

I could not have said it better.

:beerchug: :popcorn: :billypopcorn: :cheers:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:05:47 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
You are retarded.

Paul McCartney!?! Oh wasn't he in a Visa Commercial?

Retarded? I'm not the tool who started a thread titled, "Hi." and left only the message, "I'm an eggplant." That was retarded.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:07:18 PM: Quote from: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
You are retarded.

waks,

I could not have said it better.

:beerchug: :popcorn: :billypopcorn: :cheers:

Really? You couldn't have said? Mentally challenged? Chromasomally akilter? Anything? You are retarded is the best you collectively could have come up with?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on May 16, 2007, 06:17:48 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 06:07:18 PM
Quote from: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
You are retarded.

waks,

I could not have said it better.

:beerchug: :popcorn: :billypopcorn: :cheers:

Really? You couldn't have said? Mentally challenged? Chromasomally akilter? Anything? You are retarded is the best you collectively could have come up with?
Are you really worth the effort?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:20:01 PM: Quote from: Kilgore Trout on May 16, 2007, 06:17:48 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 06:07:18 PM
Quote from: cyclist on May 16, 2007, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
I just googled it. Geore Harrison, isnt he the guy who made Star Wars? Jar Jar is awesome. Is he the walrus?
You are retarded.

waks,

I could not have said it better.

:beerchug: :popcorn: :billypopcorn: :cheers:

Really? You couldn't have said? Mentally challenged? Chromasomally akilter? Anything? You are retarded is the best you collectively could have come up with?
Are you really worth the effort?

Your mom seems to think I'm "Worth the effort."

:tongue:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: greasd up deaf guy on May 16, 2007, 06:22:11 PM: Jared Hess would like some compensation for your post.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:24:27 PM: Quote from: Kilgore Trout on May 16, 2007, 06:22:11 PM
Jared Hess would like some compensation for your post.

You're such a friggin idiot!
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 06:33:46 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 06:24:27 PM
Quote from: Kilgore Trout on May 16, 2007, 06:22:11 PM
Jared Hess would like some compensation for your post.

You're such a friggin idiot!
Fifty bucks says you didn't even understand his post.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:38:14 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:33:46 PM
Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 06:24:27 PM
Quote from: Kilgore Trout on May 16, 2007, 06:22:11 PM
Jared Hess would like some compensation for your post.

You're such a friggin idiot!
Fifty bucks says you didn't even understand his post.

Jared Hess directed Napoleon Dynamite And he said I needed to pay him royalties for stealing your mom jokes. Would you like to Mail the Fifty dollars or just pay me by never posting again?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: ECN on May 16, 2007, 06:39:21 PM: burned :flamethrower:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 06:42:21 PM: LOL @ you trying to tell me not to ever post again. Nobody likes you. You are below cfan0102.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:46:06 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:42:21 PM
LOL @ you trying to tell me not to ever post again. Nobody likes you. You are below cfan0102.

Oh no I'm not #1 on the popularitiy list on an internet message board. My life is now imcomplete. You're a homo.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: mjrod on May 16, 2007, 06:48:56 PM: :billypopcorn:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 06:51:09 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 06:46:06 PM
Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 06:42:21 PM
LOL @ you trying to tell me not to ever post again. Nobody likes you. You are below cfan0102.

Oh no I'm not #1 on the popularitiy list on an internet message board. My life is now imcomplete. You're a homo.
Now you owe me compensation.

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=12388.msg141214#msg141214 (http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=12388.msg141214#msg141214)
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 06:57:45 PM: You keep track of everything you've posted? I don't care how much compensation I give you, you still need a life my friend. Did you ever post that in a thread? I didn't take a chance to search thread it. Maybe you used both the words "that" and "ever" in the thread? How much do I owe you for that?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 07:00:08 PM: Your act is getting tired. Why don't you go troll the Phog or something.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 07:01:44 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 07:00:08 PM
Your act is getting tired. Why don't you go troll the Phog or something.

Because those people are ku fans.

You still owe me 50 bucks :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 07:03:12 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 07:01:44 PM
Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 07:00:08 PM
Your act is getting tired. Why don't you go troll the Phog or something.

Because those people are ku fans.

You still owe me 50 bucks :thumbsup:
You still owe me thousands of dollars of compensation, remember?

I just figured you might want to troll the Phog. Seeing on how you are so homoerotically (yes, I have all rights to this one too) obsessed with them that you devote your handle to them. Gay. :ku:
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: ECN on May 16, 2007, 07:03:31 PM: all the tired horses in the sun...how am i supposed to get any riding done?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 07:04:00 PM: Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on May 16, 2007, 07:03:31 PM
all the tired horses in the sun...how am i supposed to get any riding done?
I'm catching up to your ass.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: ECN on May 16, 2007, 07:04:31 PM: quality not quantity
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: doom on May 16, 2007, 07:05:27 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 07:04:00 PM
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on May 16, 2007, 07:03:31 PM
all the tired horses in the sun...how am i supposed to get any riding done?
I'm catching up to your ass.

My handle? Yours is a masterbation reference?
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 07:08:33 PM: Quote from: kusucks on May 16, 2007, 07:05:27 PM
Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 07:04:00 PM
Quote from: El Chupa Nibre on May 16, 2007, 07:03:31 PM
all the tired horses in the sun...how am i supposed to get any riding done?
I'm catching up to your ass.

My handle? Yours is a masterbation reference?
Oh my goodness.
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: konofo on May 16, 2007, 07:24:06 PM: Quote from: 'waks'arusa on May 16, 2007, 07:08:33 PM
Oh my goodness.

The funniest part of that post isn't the logical leap to reach that conclusion, nor the spelling error, but that he quoted two entirely unrelated posts instead of the one actually complaining about his handle. Or maybe it's all three. Gold star. :star:

kono
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: waks on May 16, 2007, 07:26:15 PM: I like this cub.. For now anyway..
Title: Re: Hi.
Post by: ECN on May 16, 2007, 07:28:23 PM: that boy...he's a quoting fool.