senior night is a (big) deal.

[Dr. Funke]

this is my friend's some weirdo's gchat status.  he is 25.  and a virgin.




would you cry for DJACK?


(yes, i used comic life) 

[fatty fat fat]

His cousin is dead.

[geezer]

That's borderline.
Care to clarify.

[mjrod]

That's borderline.
Care to clarify.

There is nothing in that graphic to prove he even kissed a girl.

Very virginesque..

[kcpowercat]

Does he have to pay back the $5k tonight or when he gets his fake diploma?

[geezer]

Nice change of subject.
The his cousin is dead comment.

[mjrod]

Nice change of subject.
The his cousin is dead comment.

I don't know.  fatty is the resident Al Quaida operative so I don't know how accurate his statement is. 

[fatty fat fat]

Nice change of subject.
The his cousin is dead comment.

I don't know.  fatty is the resident Al Quaida operative so I don't know how accurate his statement is. 

I have nothing to do with al qaeda. NOTHING.

[mjrod]

Nice change of subject.
The his cousin is dead comment.

I don't know.  fatty is the resident Al Quaida operative so I don't know how accurate his statement is. 

I have nothing to do with al qaeda. NOTHING.

I know how to set up and perform the waterboarding technique.  fyi.

[Dr. Funke]

Nice change of subject.
The his cousin is dead comment.

not my friend's the weirdo's cousin.  hope that helps.  

[Pete]

That's borderline.
Care to clarify.

How can that be borderline?  Either his cousin is dead, or he isn't.  Which is it?

[GiantCatHead]

His cousin is dead.

So is Clent Stewarts mom.

[fatty fat fat]

His cousin is dead.

So is Stewarts mom.

[Im not so stupid]

Not to change the subject you sheep screwing  hillbillies but  I wonder why no one has posted the picture of Sasha POSTERIZING BE EASY AND PISS PANTS WALKER.? Got a answere for me ?  NIT NIT NIT

[FHSU92]

Does he have to pay back the $5k tonight or when he gets his fake diploma?

I believe the deal was the check to cover it would be in his diploma (the shoe thing is so old school).