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May 08, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
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Dirk's baby momma
This is one slippery bitch... Passing bad checks, identity theft, with warrants in MO and TX... Although I would say it seems like she must have some pride in herself if she took a small step up by getting arrested in Tejas at a mansion instead of a craphole (the state of missouri). What a looker, w2g Nowitzki :ugh:


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050609dnmetdirkarrest.2712b2a3.html
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"Unless you're a ku fan you don't want to watch a game at the fieldhouse. You'll never see more home cooking in your life. The last game I watched there Larry got the boot and I didn't blame him a bit. Only ball game I've ever walked out on in my life, besides, the facility is a piece of ****."
May 08, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Dude better hope and pray that he didn't actually knock up that crazy bitch.  Jesus Dirk, if you're going to impregnate some jersey chaser, do it with one that's smoking hot. 
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May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
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Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:
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May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
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Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent
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"Unless you're a ku fan you don't want to watch a game at the fieldhouse. You'll never see more home cooking in your life. The last game I watched there Larry got the boot and I didn't blame him a bit. Only ball game I've ever walked out on in my life, besides, the facility is a piece of ****."
May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.

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May 08, 2009, 11:07:24 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.



i think I'm supposed to have kids or something someday. don't want to be the only guy at the little league game without a kid on the field.<---not a pederast

besides, sounds to me like to get that great beej you would end up walking around telling everyone you were injured in a war for the rest of your life. or maybe a nasty cheese-gratin' accident.
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"Unless you're a ku fan you don't want to watch a game at the fieldhouse. You'll never see more home cooking in your life. The last game I watched there Larry got the boot and I didn't blame him a bit. Only ball game I've ever walked out on in my life, besides, the facility is a piece of ****."
May 08, 2009, 11:09:19 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 11:07:24 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.



i think I'm supposed to have kids or something someday. don't want to be the only guy at the little league game without a kid on the field.<---not a pederast

besides, sounds to me like to get that great beej you would end up walking around telling everyone you were injured in a war for the rest of your life. or maybe a nasty cheese-gratin' accident.

From the looks of her, if she offered, you wouldn't refuse. At least not if you knew what was good for you.
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May 12, 2009, 12:38:01 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

If she was that good wouldn't he have finished in her mouth.

 :dunno:
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May 12, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.



You have really fallen in love with that pic. 
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May 12, 2009, 10:26:23 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: pwrcat1 on May 12, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.



You have really fallen in love with that pic. 



I' not the one that keeps quoting it. Damn it!
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May 12, 2009, 10:29:16 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 12, 2009, 10:26:23 PM
Quote from: pwrcat1 on May 12, 2009, 10:16:50 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
Quote from: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
Who knows? Maybe she can suck the chrome off a ball hitch.  :dunno:

wouldn't want that kind of force near my equipment. sounds violent

Missing out, d00d. Missing out.



You have really fallen in love with that pic. 



I' not the one that keeps quoting it. Damn it!

Thought I'd noticed it several threads lately.  Could be wrong.   :cheers:
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May 12, 2009, 10:35:48 PM
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Re: Dirk's baby momma
Maybe
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