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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2012, 12:16:52 PM »
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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #101 on: October 28, 2012, 02:43:16 PM »
anybody ever try making chili with sirloin tip steak?  Found some in my deep freeze and I thought that this might work.  Suggestions, advice, witty banter, amusing comments and douchey remarks all appreciated folks. 
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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #102 on: October 28, 2012, 03:10:17 PM »
anybody ever try making chili with sirloin tip steak?  Found some in my deep freeze and I thought that this might work.  Suggestions, advice, witty banter, amusing comments and douchey remarks all appreciated folks.

no, i have never tried that.

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #104 on: October 28, 2012, 03:44:02 PM »
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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #105 on: October 28, 2012, 04:14:29 PM »
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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #106 on: October 28, 2012, 06:52:33 PM »
WARNING: None of this is healthy in the least. I only make it sparingly because jesus christ it's bad for you.

I usually do a hybrid of Texas Red chili recipes with a personal twist or two. First thing I do is get brisket prepared. If you're in Texas, you smoke it and have some brisket left over to serve along with the chili. If you don't live in a part of the country where brisket's all that big and/or you don't have a smoker, you can put it in a slow cooker and doctor it with liquid smoke or, in a pinch, Worchestershire sauce.

After the brisket's done, combine it with a 3-4 pounds of ground beef (smaller if it's a personal batch, obviously). What peppers I use are dependent on what I have access to. When I was in MHK I just went with habaneros and chili chowder, but you can get a lot more advanced options if you can find them. I boiled 6 habaneros for about 20 min, diced them up, and took about half the seeds out of them. Make sure and add the water that you used to boil the habaneros since it'll help with the flavor as well as the moisture. Then chop up an onion and add that to the mix.

Add spices: Cumin, cayenne, paprika, garlic, black pepper, red pepper flakes, chili chowder (lots of it, like 6-8 tbls if you're only working with one type of pepper like I was)

I then like to add a lot of sriracha, a shiner or two, some austin's own bbq sauce to give it some more moisture and a bit more of a sweet smoky taste, some honey, and some beef granules.

Cook and let simmer on stovetop for 2-3 hours, stirring occasionally, until the flavors have really mixed together well.

Finally, no beans, ever.

The recipe gives you a really good slow burn in your mouth that's really delicious and satisfying. It also doesn't kick you in the pants and make you hiccup (like a lot of spicy food does to me :angry:).

This recipe won me a $75 gift card to Harry's :dance:
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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #107 on: October 28, 2012, 07:18:25 PM »
true story, i've been cooking my entire life and have never heard of beef granules before your post.


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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #108 on: October 28, 2012, 07:36:14 PM »
I've made chopped brisket chili that was fantastic.

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #110 on: October 28, 2012, 09:21:19 PM »
true story, i've been cooking my entire life and have never heard of beef granules before your post.

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Dictionary/B/Beef-Bouillon-granules-4967.aspx

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #111 on: October 28, 2012, 09:34:08 PM »
true story, i've been cooking my entire life and have never heard of beef granules before your post.

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Dictionary/B/Beef-Bouillon-granules-4967.aspx

Why do you prefer the granules over cubes or base?

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #112 on: October 28, 2012, 10:30:09 PM »
true story, i've been cooking my entire life and have never heard of beef granules before your post.

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Dictionary/B/Beef-Bouillon-granules-4967.aspx

Why do you prefer the granules over cubes or base?

It's what a lot of people use down at the Terlingua competitions and I'm a chili novice so I've tried modeling my stuff after theirs. I'm always open to trying other stuff though.

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #113 on: October 28, 2012, 11:39:49 PM »
I've been looking for an hour for my fantastic chili recipe. Couldn't find it. Almost tore the house apart.

Then it dawned on me. I don't cook. Damn.

Made me feel like Charlie Weis in search of a quarterback.

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #114 on: October 28, 2012, 11:46:05 PM »
true story, i've been cooking my entire life and have never heard of beef granules before your post.

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Dictionary/B/Beef-Bouillon-granules-4967.aspx

Why do you prefer the granules over cubes or base?

It's what a lot of people use down at the Terlingua competitions and I'm a chili novice so I've tried modeling my stuff after theirs. I'm always open to trying other stuff though.

Nothing wrong with that.  I was just curious and kinda picking your brain.  I've always used cubes (not for chili though, just in general) because of the ease of measuring.  I bought a tub of fancy and $$$ chicken base once for chicken noodle soup and had no idea how much to use.  It sucked, BTW.  Trial and error, I guess.  It's not like I didn't eat it but it wasn't as good as the recipe I had modified.

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Re: Anyone that Cooks
« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2013, 04:27:01 PM »
Ingredients:

2 1/2 pounds beef chuck roast, cut into 1-inch pieces
Coarse salt and ground pepper
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 medium white onion, diced medium
2 medium (red and yellow) bell peppers, seeded and diced medium
1 medium poblano pepper, seeded and diced medium
1 large jalapeno, seeded and diced small
5 garlic cloves, roughly chopped
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin
3/4 teaspoon chili chowder
3/4 teaspoon dried oregano
6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 cups low-sodium beef broth
1 can (14 ounces) diced tomatoes
1 can (10 ounces) Rotel tomatoes
2 bay leaves

Directions:
Season beef with salt and pepper. In a large skillet, heat 2 teaspoons oil over high. In two batches, cook beef until browned on all sides, 5 minutes per batch (add 2 teaspoons more oil for second batch).
Transfer beef to a 5- to 6-quart slow cooker.
In same skillet, cook 2 teaspoons oil, onion, bell pepper, jalapeno, and garlic over medium, stirring and scraping up browned bits with a wooden spoon, until vegetables are tender, 5 minutes.
Add cumin, chili chowder, oregano, and flour and cook 1 minute. Slowly pour broth into skillet, stirring until liquid is smooth. Simmer 2 minutes.
Transfer mixture to slow cooker, and add tomatoes and bay leaves.
Season to taste with salt and pepper and stir to combine.
Cover and cook in slow cooker on high 6 hours.

This makes a really good dish that is great by itself or served over white rice.  You can let it cool in the fridge for a day and then turn it into more traditional chili the next day by doing as follows:

The next day I transfer it to a stock pot and warm it slowly while I brown and season 3 pounds of coarse-ground beef in a big, cast iron dutch oven. The extra ground beef makes the texture of the stewed chuck roast more chili-like. I add the warmed carne guisada to the browned ground beef in the dutch oven, and then start adding chunky tomatoes, tomato sauce and a little beef broth here and there. To keep the consistency thick and meaty, sometimes I have to add a little flour to broth in a small bowl and whisk until it is smooth and flowing, then swirl it slowly into the chili pot. I let the chili simmer over very low heat for several hours while stirring and waiting patiently for the flavors to meld.

I think this recipe is kind low on spice so I put in a little extra cayenne pepper.
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