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People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:33:09 AM »
Pig aggies are disgusting human beings

http://fox4kc.com/2015/12/22/muslim-couple-speaks-out-about-being-questioned-escorted-from-arkansas-mall/

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FORT SMITH, Ark. -- A Muslim man says he will move his family out of Fort Smith, Ark., after a series of events that began Saturday, Dec. 19, at Central Mall.

That's when Alan and Daphne Crawford say they went to the mall to shop, dressed in a thobe and hijab. They had their son with them.

People grew concerned about the Crawfords and claimed they were taking video of people at the mall, taking video of entrances and exits. Some claimed they were 'scoping the layout of the mall.'

Mall security told Alan Crawford that he could not take video within the mall. He said he did not know this was against the rules. He says he and his wife were
there to hand out cards for a local charity and to shop.

"We purchased about $200 worth of Sperry shoes which I'd be happy to show everybody. There's nothing better than Sperry's. These things last about two to three years a piece and some beautiful Armani glasses from Lens Crafters.  And these are the crimes we committed at the mall this weekend," Crawford told KFSM-TV. For more of the conversation with Crawford about what happened at the mall, click here.

While they were being questioned, Alan Crawford says bystanders began taking pictures of them. Those pictures were shared on social media and some  implied the Crawfords were possible terrorists. Someone also created a flyer that has been circulating on social media. The flyer shows the couple in their head-dress and asks people to call the police if they see them. The Crawfords also say someone has planted small bombs in their yard.

"This shouldn't be happening in America," Crawford told KFSM.

Alan and Daphne Crawford were escorted from the mall. Daphne Crawford did say that at least one couple at the mall stuck up for them and said they were simply a Muslim family trying to do holiday shopping.



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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2015, 12:29:34 PM »
For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2015, 12:44:22 PM »
For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

Rev
Did you forget your password to the other account?

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2015, 12:54:31 PM »

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The Crawfords also say someone has planted small bombs in their yard.

This seems like weird thing to just throw in the middle of the article.

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2015, 12:56:40 PM »

For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

Rev
Did you forget your password to the other account?

I bet that other Arkansas fan was managing it

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2015, 01:02:43 PM »

For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

Rev
Did you forget your password to the other account?

I bet that other Arkansas fan was managing it

The racist one or the homophobic one?

Trick question, they're all racist and homophobic!
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2015, 01:13:44 PM »
For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

Rev
Did you forget your password to the other account?

I got jumped by a bunch of porch monkeys....they said that Kansas State is the only place they can go that allows Kaddy-lacks in the locker room....not sure what they meant, but understandin' blue gum ain't never been my strong point....thanks for your concern though, Bro.

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2015, 01:26:17 PM »
For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

Rev

Born in Ohio, died in Kentucky.  Raided and burned Lawrence (this somehow doesn't seem all that bad really) and as you so quaintly put it above, deserters from both sides.  Housing them is a pretty long stretch from the reality of suffering raids by him and his raiders, particularly given that Ks was being raided for not siding with the south and becoming a slave state.

Apparently history is another topic not well covered at Arkansas - but then we already knew that from the other factually baseless claims made.

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2015, 01:29:15 PM »
None of that is true. I got my PHD in History.

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2015, 01:42:38 PM »
For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

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Did you forget your password to the other account?

I got jumped by a bunch of porch monkeys....they said that Kansas State is the only place they can go that allows Kaddy-lacks in the locker room....not sure what they meant, but understandin' blue gum ain't never been my strong point....thanks for your concern though, Bro.

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2015, 01:49:25 PM »
If you sympathize with muslims you're probably Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) or gullible.
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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2015, 01:51:45 PM »
For a state that housed Bill Quantrill and every other deserter from both sides, you people are really, really ignert....

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Born in Ohio, died in Kentucky.  Raided and burned Lawrence (this somehow doesn't seem all that bad really) and as you so quaintly put it above, deserters from both sides.  Housing them is a pretty long stretch from the reality of suffering raids by him and his raiders, particularly given that Ks was being raided for not siding with the south and becoming a slave state.

Apparently history is another topic not well covered at Arkansas - but then we already knew that from the other factually baseless claims made.

You ignert fuckwad....create history however you want it....much as your fantasy football team...

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2015, 02:57:48 PM »

The Crawfords also say someone has planted small bombs in their yard

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2015, 03:54:48 PM »
I just read that Arkansas is the 48th poorest state in America only behind Mississippi and West Virginia.  That makes them the third most racist state in America.  I was really surprised that Arkansas has more poors than WV since at least there's coal in WV.
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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2015, 03:59:45 PM »
I just read that Arkansas is the 48th poorest state in America only behind Mississippi and West Virginia.  That makes them the third most racist state in America.  I was really surprised that Arkansas has more poors than WV since at least there's coal in WV.

The fact that you're surprised about anything pretty much tells the tale of your education and intelligence.....

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2015, 04:15:39 PM »
I just read that Arkansas is the 48th poorest state in America only behind Mississippi and West Virginia.  That makes them the third most racist state in America.  I was really surprised that Arkansas has more poors than WV since at least there's coal in WV.

The fact that you're surprised about anything pretty much tells the tale of your education and intelligence.....

Rev. Jerome P.

Speaking of intelligence, did you know Arkansas is the 9th dumbest state in America, while Kansas is the 11th smartest.

http://brandongaille.com/list-average-iq-by-country-and-american-states/
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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2015, 06:52:12 PM »
simply a muslim family trying to do some Christmas shopping


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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2015, 09:01:19 PM »
Are the bombs still there?  Do the pig aggies know that they won't grow?

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2015, 09:20:46 PM »
"We were just looking for a kebab and a virgin...."

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2015, 10:28:28 PM »
simply a muslim family trying to do some Christmas shopping

Shopping for IEDs, perhaps?

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2015, 10:31:14 PM »
Judging by their (there? They're?) purchases, that muslim family is the richest in the state
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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2015, 10:37:04 PM »
I just read that Arkansas is the 48th poorest state in America only behind Mississippi and West Virginia.  That makes them the third most racist state in America.  I was really surprised that Arkansas has more poors than WV since at least there's coal in WV.

The fact that you're surprised about anything pretty much tells the tale of your education and intelligence.....

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Speaking of intelligence, did you know Arkansas is the 9th dumbest state in America, while Kansas is the 11th smartest.

http://brandongaille.com/list-average-iq-by-country-and-american-states/

racist link, iq is a social construct made to keep minorities (minus the obvious minority) down

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2015, 11:50:47 PM »
If I want grapes, I go to the produce section in Walmarks.

If I want my oil changed, I go to the oil changing place.

If I want brake pads, I go to the auto parts store.

If I want a suicide bomber, throat slasher, goat banger, I go to a Muslim.

Now please tell me what is racist about that, because the last time I checked, Muslim and Tire & Lube express AIN'T A RACE!

You dumb ass.

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Re: People from Arkansas are incredibly racist
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2015, 08:24:42 AM »
kudos to the husband for not having a wife who is 10 years old

progress!  :cheers:
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