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Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:33:30 AM »
How are you? I was thinking you guys could ask me simple questions and based on my answers you can tell me where I lie on the political spectrum.

I don't like politics, or politicians and will probably never vote again so whatever.

Also, I'm staunchly indifferent on just about everything so this should be fun!


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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2015, 10:49:45 AM »
Staunchly indifferent on just about everything? Ok, we'll need to take that into account in generating questions.

1. How important is to you that the politician you're voting for is a good dancer?
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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2015, 10:49:56 AM »
Do you like to be taxed a lot? Do you like bums being taken care of? Do you like to kill babies before they're born?

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2015, 10:53:10 AM »
congrats on your selection, applejack

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2015, 10:56:51 AM »
Staunchly indifferent on just about everything? Ok, we'll need to take that into account in generating questions.

1. How important is to you that the politician you're voting for is a good dancer?

indifferent. it's kinda important that they are at least somewhat into sports or athletic. I remember when Obama bowled a 37 and I laughed at that and it was a reason I wouldn't have voted for him.
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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2015, 10:58:54 AM »
Do you like to be taxed a lot? Do you like bums being taken care of? Do you like to kill babies before they're born?

No, I like my money, but I have no idea where any of my taxes go. Indifferent on bums. Not sure about killing babies.
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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2015, 10:59:52 AM »
Modern Whig Party of America sounds about right.

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2015, 11:12:51 AM »
I am starting a Moderate party that points out how the other parties suck.

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2015, 11:22:41 AM »
Staunchly moderate?
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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2015, 11:38:15 AM »
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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2015, 11:52:36 AM »
The Fence Party, obvsly

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2015, 11:57:54 AM »
The Fence Party, obvsly

What's their stance on immigration?

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2015, 01:08:36 PM »
The Fence Party, obvsly

What's their stance on immigration?

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Re: Help AppleJack select a Political Party
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2015, 01:09:28 PM »
I am starting a Moderate party that points out how the other parties suck.

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