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CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« on: June 01, 2014, 10:17:56 PM »
You tell me a joke, I tell you if it is funny using a unique scale I've been crafting.


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2014, 10:18:47 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2014, 10:19:53 PM »
Ku football OMG AM I RITE GUYS!?!?!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2014, 10:20:05 PM »
Three tomatoes are walking down the street papa tomato, mama tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up"
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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2014, 10:21:07 PM »
you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot babe.......lost my train of thought
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2014, 10:22:22 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2014, 10:25:40 PM »
Ku football OMG AM I RITE GUYS!?!?!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2014, 10:26:03 PM »
Three tomatoes are walking down the street papa tomato, mama tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Papa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up"


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2014, 10:27:07 PM »
you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot babe.......lost my train of thought


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2014, 10:30:39 PM »
It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally.
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2014, 10:31:09 PM »
you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot babe.......lost my train of thought



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"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2014, 10:34:08 PM »
It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally.


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2014, 10:38:49 PM »
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... It’s rated AARRRRGGH

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2014, 10:44:40 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2014, 10:47:08 PM »
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2014, 10:53:51 PM »
does anyone else smell updog?

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2014, 11:37:42 PM »
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... It’s rated AARRRRGGH


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2014, 11:38:19 PM »
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar


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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2014, 11:39:31 PM »
So I got 5 total tacos first, I win, right?

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Re: CF3 judges your jokes on a scale of 0 to 5 tacos
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2014, 11:39:59 PM »
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar
so Phil Connors walks into a bar



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