Author Topic: Cupcakes (Read 5110 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **on:** February 12, 2014, 09:22:49 PM »

I have absolutely had it. Enough. Make a full sized freaking cake. Oh you made cute cupcakes for the cute little birthday party I'm obligated to attend for your stupid 4 year old? AWESOME! TWO WHOLE BITES! WOW THAT WAS SO SATISFYING! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MOMMY BLOG AND INSTAGRAM AND PINTRIST THIS STUPID CUPCAKE.

I want a damn full sized piece of cake. This is getting ridiculous.

Tobias · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:23:56 PM »

seems like becoming a cupcake dealer is the new scentsy, and i don't like it one bit

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:26:05 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on February 12, 2014, 09:23:56 PM

seems like becoming a cupcake dealer is the new scentsy, and i don't like it one bit

I think I've shown I'll put up with a lot in my life. I work hard, I pay my taxes, and I raise my kids. And I want a piece cake. Why is this so difficult?

Tobias · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:27:47 PM »

they're kinda weird to manage in public if you have a normal to below normal sized mouth

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:28:24 PM »

The worst part? They only make EXACTLY one per guest. I wouldn't even give a crap about looking like a fat pig, I'd ask for more cupcakes, but they only have one per person.

Its like, on what planet should a 4 year old who weighs 34 pounds and a 31 year old who weighs 217 pounds get exactly the same amount of cake?

Tobias · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:29:12 PM »

hilton coliseum walking cakes

Cire · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:29:34 PM »

I like having ten completely different cakes

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:31:06 PM »

Tobias gets it. Ever hear of a fork? No because all you do is instagram and blog and pinterest.

I shouldn't have to look like a homeless person scraping cake off of paper with my teeth to get the full amount of cake.

The Big Train · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:31:26 PM »

This is why it's a per guest quantity.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:33:21 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 12, 2014, 09:31:26 PM

This is why it's a per guest quantity.

I've been to probably 600 parties with full sized cake and have never seen one where there wasn't some left over. That's a good movie but they don't know crap about cake.

j-dub · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on February 12, 2014, 09:27:47 PM

they're kinda weird to manage in public if you have a normal to below normal sized mouth

this is the reason i refuse to eat them. i get frosting all over my mouth/beard and even nose sometimes. it's terrible

puniraptor · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:35:21 PM »

I hate unwrapping them. If someone peeled the paper off for me I would really have no complaints.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:35:43 PM »

You guys watch. Cuppizza is next. I won't stand for it. This is a call to action.

HERE! ENJOY A CUTE LITTLE CUPPIZZA! I GOT THE RECIPE ON A MOMMY BLOG! NOW LET ME INSTAGRAM IT FOR ALL THE IDIOTS WHO FOLLOW ME!

j-dub · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:36:28 PM »

also, guys, cake blows. pie is where it's at

The Big Train · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:37:20 PM »

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 12, 2014, 09:33:21 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on February 12, 2014, 09:31:26 PM
This is why it's a per guest quantity.

I've been to probably 600 parties with full sized cake and have never seen one where there wasn't some left over. That's a good movie but they don't know crap about cake.

Well how many people in your 600 parties have lost money because they bought to much cake? By my calculations 600 on the dot(need mocat to confirm). Which is why per guest quantity is more cost effective

cDubya · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:37:40 PM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:38:29 PM »

pie is amazing. so is full sized cake for grown up men who work hard and deserve a piece of cake once in a while.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:40:09 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 12, 2014, 09:37:20 PM

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 12, 2014, 09:33:21 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on February 12, 2014, 09:31:26 PM
This is why it's a per guest quantity.

I've been to probably 600 parties with full sized cake and have never seen one where there wasn't some left over. That's a good movie but they don't know crap about cake.

Well how many people in your 600 parties have lost money because they bought to much cake? By my calculations 600 on the dot(need mocat to confirm). Which is why per guest quantity is more cost effective

Probably 0 of them lost money, and 100% of them were happy that they had cake left over the next day for breakfast. And think of the money they save on those stupid papers which end up in a landfill.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:40:39 PM »

Leftover cake the next morning for breakfast

j-dub · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:40:56 PM »

hey bud, has mrs cfor3 been on pinterest a lot lately or something? i couldn't help but notice the multiple angry mentions..

Tobias · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:41:08 PM »

cakes are the kegs of the party

The Big Train · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:43:28 PM »

I'm not gonna lie, cake is really good.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:44:28 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on February 12, 2014, 09:40:56 PM

hey bud, has mrs cfor3 been on pinterest a lot lately or something? i couldn't help but notice the multiple angry mentions..

Its just that people plan their life around pinterest and instagram and you know who suffers? Joe Sixpack who just wants some damn cake.

I've been bouncing this anti-cupcake rhetoric off of her all day, and guess what? She's on my side. No wife of mine is going to be an idiot who makes cupcakes.

Tobias · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:49:05 PM »

oscar springsteen cupcakes are just wrong

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2014, 09:49:47 PM »

I bet the same guy who came up with cupcakes came up with "Holiday Nog". That bull crap fake version of egg nog.