Author Topic: Casa de CNS y los muertos (Read 6265 times)

CNS · « **on:** August 17, 2012, 02:10:45 PM »

I am scheduled to meet my realtor to put an offer on a sweet house tonight.

Just found out from a guy in that neighborhood that the last guy died in the shower(realtor said that the house was old people dying free).

Also, his wife had an entire huge ass room filled floor to ceiling with those old creepy collectible dolls.

I have seen way too many Tales From the Crypt that start this way.

I mean, sure Halloween will be legit, but I would be getting dead guy on my feet every time I shower.

michigancat · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:11:46 PM »

sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:12:04 PM »

yeah, the neighbors sound like deal-breakers

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:13:44 PM »

Time to talk their price down.

ben ji · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:13:58 PM »

I'm getting ready to buy my grandfathers old house, watched him take his last breath(cancer, not some weird crime where I saw him killed) in what will soon be my bedroom.

Doesnt bug me at all but I havent mentioned to my roomate or my gf that my gpa died in the house...

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:14:08 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 17, 2012, 02:11:46 PM

sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

Pres of the HOA.

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 17, 2012, 02:13:44 PM

Time to talk their price down.

Definitely my first thought in all of this.

Second is what to do when my daughter is levitating above her bed?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:18:06 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 02:15:04 PM

Quote from: Limestone on August 17, 2012, 02:13:44 PM
Time to talk their price down.

Definitely my first thought in all of this.

Second is what to do when my daughter is levitating above her bed?

Learn to discipline your goddam kids, would be my answer.

michigancat · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:18:32 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 02:14:08 PM

Quote from: michigancat on August 17, 2012, 02:11:46 PM
sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

Pres of the HOA.

wow, sounds great. flush.

CNS · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:19:33 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 17, 2012, 02:18:32 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 02:14:08 PM
Quote from: michigancat on August 17, 2012, 02:11:46 PM
sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

Pres of the HOA.

wow, sounds great. flush.

Was the shower, not the toilet.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2012, 02:57:59 PM »

I've never had dealings with an HOA, but the whole concept of it seems like it would attract nosy people.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:31:09 PM »

I don't think the HOA wants you there

CNS · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:37:13 PM »

Btwn the HOA and the angry ghost of the estate that I am about to lowball, maybe it isn't a good idea.

UPDATE: I have decided that I am going to ask for a pre-emptive exorcism as a condition to my offer.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:38:51 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 03:37:13 PM

Btwn the HOA and the angry ghost of the estate that I am about to lowball, maybe it isn't a good idea.

If they accept your lowball offer, I would go ahead and move in. Otherwise, I would just find a different neighborhood. Ghosts do not exist, CNS Casey.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:49:21 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 17, 2012, 03:38:51 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 03:37:13 PM
Btwn the HOA and the angry ghost of the estate that I am about to lowball, maybe it isn't a good idea.

If they accept your lowball offer, I would go ahead and move in. Otherwise, I would just find a different neighborhood. Ghosts do not exist, CNS Casey.

Not after the exorcism they won't.

We are on the same page

AbeFroman · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:53:19 PM »

Should probably bring in some Native American bones and bury them in the basement.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2012, 03:56:05 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on August 17, 2012, 03:53:19 PM

Should probably bring in some Native American bones and bury them in the basement.

I would bury them in the nosy neighbors' yard. Then when they come by not minding their own business, I would mention hearing strange sounds in their back yard last night.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:19:19 PM »

I heard somewhere that the realtor has to disclose if someone died in the house in the past X years. May of been a random tv show though so it could be complete bullshit

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:22:40 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on August 17, 2012, 04:19:19 PM

I heard somewhere that the realtor has to disclose if someone died in the house in the past X years. May of been a random tv show though so it could be complete bullshit

I actually looked that up today. It is diff state to state, but in most states, that is only the case if the house caused the death(electrical mishap or something).

slobber · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:28:31 PM »

I'd guess a ghost scared the hell out of the old man that died in the tub. I mean, is that the ghost or the house's fault?

CNS · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2012, 04:31:16 PM »

Quote from: dobber on August 17, 2012, 04:28:31 PM

I'd guess a ghost scared the hell out of the old man that died in the tub. I mean, is that the ghost or the house's fault?

All depends on where the Native American bones were buried the first go round....would be my guess.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2012, 05:41:01 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2012, 09:54:32 PM »

Was the shower the cause of death? If so, lowball city

slobber · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2012, 08:06:48 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 04:31:16 PM

Quote from: dobber on August 17, 2012, 04:28:31 PM
I'd guess a ghost scared the hell out of the old man that died in the tub. I mean, is that the ghost or the house's fault?

All depends on where the Native American bones were buried the first go round....would be my guess.

Yeah, I guess you'd have to find the bones before you could make a ruling.

felix rex · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2012, 09:36:39 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 17, 2012, 02:18:06 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on August 17, 2012, 02:15:04 PM
Quote from: Limestone on August 17, 2012, 02:13:44 PM
Time to talk their price down.

Definitely my first thought in all of this.

Second is what to do when my daughter is levitating above her bed?

Learn to discipline your goddam kids, would be my answer.

This was a really good answer.