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So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« on: August 12, 2011, 04:53:15 PM »


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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 04:59:36 PM »
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Check out this new video blog..."Dax"....

 :surprised:
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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 06:23:28 PM »
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Check out this new video blog..."Dax"....

 :surprised:

http://kanbeeikarlson.com/index.php/video-blog-blog/60#.TkVO8WI64Go.facebook

I'll likely forget this website and Canby's music, but I'll always remember Ole Miss.
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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 06:48:31 PM »
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Check out this new video blog..."Dax"....

 :surprised:

http://kanbeeikarlson.com/index.php/video-blog-blog/60#.TkVO8WI64Go.facebook

I'll likely forget this website and Canby's music, but I'll always remember Ole Miss.

well that makes sense. tells story bout dude wacking it on the floor of a dorm room...calls him moron, etc. Then at the end says...be different, don't care what other people think.

wut.
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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 06:50:31 PM »
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Check out this new video blog..."Dax"....

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http://kanbeeikarlson.com/index.php/video-blog-blog/60#.TkVO8WI64Go.facebook

I'll likely forget this website and Canby's music, but I'll always remember Ole Miss.

well that makes sense. tells story bout dude wacking it on the floor of a dorm room...calls him moron, etc. Then at the end says...be different, don't care what other people think.

wut.

I'd also like to point out that I don't think Canby knows what the word "naked" means.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 07:39:37 PM »

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 10:47:28 PM »
http://jespesandtravistee.com/

He's been a rapper for a long time. Penny Loaferz is a personal favorite.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 10:51:21 PM »
Oh same songs I guess. But travistee has been killing it for years.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 10:56:49 PM »
Oh same songs I guess. But travistee has been killing it for years.

He needs a video blog explaining the change from Travistee to Kanbeei Karlson. Its not like JesPestheBes had to go and change his name.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 10:56:46 AM »
JFC....JFC...JFC


Check out the video bio, really drives the point home as to how much of a d-bag he is...

My personal favorite..."I'm pretty much a person who doesn't believe in following the robotic mind of society..."


http://www.kanbeeikarlson.com/index.php/bio


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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 09:09:45 PM »
One time Sophomore bball star Kanbee came over to the frat I bought into, walks in the door and asks "Where da fuckin' pussy at?"
Sounds like he's still trying to find it.  "Go chase the dimes, we'll keep the change"

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 09:11:22 AM »
One time Sophomore bball star Kanbee came over to the frat I bought into, walks in the door and asks "Where da effin' pussy at?"
Sounds like he's still trying to find it.  "Go chase the dimes, we'll keep the change"

While a hoops star at KSU Canby was in love with some blonde who totally played him. All around comedy to watch while I was also generally getting played by women...

Kanbee also took lots of crap from teammates (rightfully so, this "rap" career only reinforces that it was all deserved), except for Marques Hayden who is probably hatching some scheme to become part of Trav's rap crew.

I bet Canby thinks he can be a rapper just because he's from the ATL. Which somehow he reasons makes him closer to Big Boi and Andre 3000 than a bastardized Vanilla Ice.

Jim Wooldridge was a horrible head basketball coach.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2014, 02:27:39 PM »

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2014, 02:28:55 PM »
oh look, another pro bump  by emawblast

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2014, 02:30:33 PM »
I'll throw in $75 towards his appearance fee if we can book him for Fatty Fest.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2014, 02:30:40 PM »
 :driving:

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2014, 02:32:03 PM »

Glad to see he is taking this rap thing serious. keepin it 100

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2014, 02:34:04 PM »
He's handsome

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2014, 02:35:30 PM »
when are the band boyz coming out with some new fresh tracks

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2014, 02:55:24 PM »
His first non-joke song? good job travistee

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2014, 04:25:25 PM »
Can Canby rap to the question: Name a K-State basketball recruit worse than Jack Krap?

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2014, 05:26:01 PM »
it sounds like he's modeled his rap voice after scarface from the geto boys.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2014, 06:03:36 PM »
Freshman forward Travis Canby

On his playing time...
"It was great to get off the bench and get in there and mix it up. In my college history so far, being a freshman, this is the best game I've had. I give all the credit to my teammates though. They helped me out in every single way."

On the scuffle...
"We're a team, so if one person is in trouble we've all got his back. We're not going to come in here and get pushed around. We're going to fight to the end. I think you guys are going to see that as the season goes on."

On the team as a whole...
"I'm very encouraged. I think we're making a vast improvement each time we step onto the court. Practices are getting better, games are getting better and our fan support is incredible right now. I think with all those combinations combined, we're going to upset some teams in the Big 12."

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2014, 06:53:40 PM »
Purple Range? Sounds like his EMAW is the only thing more 100 than his rap game

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Re: So... Travis Canby is a rapper now.
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2014, 09:31:20 PM »


Massey too.






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