You know what would be awesome

[GoodForAnother]

If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

[chum1]

He's reshirting.  Not many people seem to know that.  But in two years, yeah.  I guarantee it would be just as fresh and awesome.  A redshirt is like a ziplock.

[rundown87]

Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Motion denied.

[berford]

If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Racist! Why does it have to be some white dude?

 

[GoodForAnother]

If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Racist! Why does it have to be some white dude?

 

Don't ask me.  Pat Knight is the one that only recruits whites.  He's the south division's version of Bill Self, sans the ability to coach and recruit.

[doom]

If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

Racist! Why does it have to be some white dude?

 

Pat only gets riled up for the white kids. 

[Rick Daris]

If against some team, say Texas Tech, next year, Judge jumps up and dunks on some white dude, like teabags the sh*t out of him, and the ref swallows his whistle, and Pat Knight gets really pissed that they don't call a foul and screams "OBJECTION!" and Wally looks at him and says "overruled."   

I also think we should get him a gavel, or at the very least some robes to wear around (in black, purple, silver and lavender).  Possibly a wig?  Oh and while I have you guys here can someone make a smiley emoticon gif of Wally banging a gavel and saying "MOTION DENIED!"

all great stuff. also, what if like an announcer says something sometime and wally overhears him and maybe doesn't like it and runs over to the announcer during the game and is like "I'll be the judge of that  "



 

[Bookcat]

He needs to have a dunk named after him called "Droppin 'da Gavel"

[rundown87]

He needs to have a dunk named after him called "Droppin 'da Gavel"

I think they'll just be like, "Someone check Xavier Henry's head, Judge has been dropping the gavel on him all night!"

"Well, Stan, it's not the first time these Jayhawks have had the gavel dropped on them."

[geezer]

This Wally?

[KSUTOMMY]

This Wally?

No, no, no!!! Man, that is some LBBIQ! Dont you know anything? It is the BASKETBALL Wally...

This guy.

[GoodForAnother]

Maybe someone fouls Wally during a game and gets called for it but instead of letting it go and being chill, Wally walks up to him, smacks him up side the head and says "how does the defendant plead?"

[Rick Daris]

what if someone fouls wally hard during a game (like really, really hard)? anyway...what if that happens and wally thinks for a second and then pulls a machete out of his nike elite shorts and cuts the guys head off. mercury headline the next day would prob read "wally acts as the judge, jury and executioner."

[ksutwisted]

This Wally?

Endless possibilities if we play Oregon State.  'Wally is brutalizing the Beav out there today...'

[fatty fat fat]

Law School Not Needed: Judge, KSU crush Huskers.


too long? but you get the point. it's kind of cute.

[raquetcat]

We need some uk b-ballers to get in trouble with the law before next season that way the "Judge rules collins guilty" stuff can come out

[GoodForAnother]

Maybe after the season is over and we've won the national championship and people are like "well do you think Wally is gonna go to the NBA or not" he'll call a press conference and dressed in black robes and a white wig, look into the camera and be like "a Judge serves for life" and then bang his motherf*cking gavel and then he'll play here forever and ever and never leave us.

[fatty fat fat]

Maybe after the season is over and we've won the national championship and people are like "well do you think Wally is gonna go to the NBA or not" he'll call a press conference and dressed in black robes and a white wig, look into the camera and be like "a Judge serves for life" and then bang his motherf*cking gavel and then he'll play here forever and ever and never leave us.

hahaha

good job (even tho a lil unrealistic (a player staying for life))

[GoodForAnother]

Maybe after the season is over and we've won the national championship and people are like "well do you think Wally is gonna go to the NBA or not" he'll call a press conference and dressed in black robes and a white wig, look into the camera and be like "a Judge serves for life" and then bang his motherf*cking gavel and then he'll play here forever and ever and never leave us.

hahaha

good job (even tho a lil unrealistic (a player staying for life))

Self would be all "blah blah he only has four years of eligibility blah blah" and the NCAA would be like "what do you want us to do dude he already banged the gavel."

[BigCat]

Nickname could be Wally "THE JUDGE" Judge. Would be v. stupid but awesome.

Also, could we use the revenues from ticket sales based on Wally to start our own law school? This would be extremely beneficial, as ppl in KS only have two crap options for law school and we could start a way better one.

[GoodForAnother]

Nickname could be Wally "THE JUDGE" Judge. Would be v. stupid but awesome.

Also, could we use the revenues from ticket sales based on Wally to start our own law school? This would be extremely beneficial, as ppl in KS only have two crap options for law school and we could start a way better one.

WALL-E Judge School of Law?  (robotic professors w/ hearts of gold)

[ksudrew]

what if he's a bust?   

 

[MOKSUAZ]

Nickname could be Wally "THE JUDGE" Judge. Would be v. stupid but awesome.

Also, could we use the revenues from ticket sales based on Wally to start our own law school? This would be extremely beneficial, as ppl in KS only have two crap options for law school and we could start a way better one.

WALL-E Judge School of Law?  (robotic professors w/ hearts of gold)

 

[hemmy]

This thread is amazing

[Skydog]

what if he's a bust?   

 

hold your tongue boy 

[Boatsman]

[Dub]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIcKkKID8k

[EllToPay]

[kougar24]

The KC Star headline the morning after K-State's victory over ku in Manhattan next season:


JUDGE-MENT DAY

[EllToPay]

The KC Star headline the morning after K-State's victory over ku in Manhattan Lawrence next season:


JUDGE-MENT DAY

FYP.