Author Topic: K-State Super Freak Fans Only Thread (Only The Craziest Cats Should Open) (Read 12961 times)

steve dave · « **on:** September 14, 2010, 01:35:07 PM »

I'm going to talk tons of trash about some ISU fan I see at the game and then walk up to him with my friends and make small talk with him. Then, when we walk off, I'll make tons of jokes about him and he won't even know it.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2010, 01:35:55 PM »

I'm going to bump into some kid and spill my drink all over him and tell him it was his fault and make him buy me a new drink with the money his mom gave him for his ONE snack he got for the entire game.

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2010, 01:38:24 PM »

I'm going to see some ISU kid on the concourse alone and bring my group of friends with me and kind of form a circle around him. I'll knock his hat off and my friends and I will play keep away with it for awhile until we give it back to him when he threatens to tell security or his mom or something

wes mantooth · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2010, 01:38:40 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:35:55 PM

I'm going to bump into some kid and spill my drink all over him and tell him it was his fault and make him buy me a new drink with the money his mom gave him for his ONE snack he got for the entire game.

Damn. That sucks! (for the kid)

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2010, 01:40:22 PM »

I'm going to find an ISU kid and his younger brother who are playing catch with their rubber half sized football in the parking lot. I'll pretend to want to play with them and when they throw it to me I'll punt it as hard as I can in the opposite direction and then run back to my parents tailgate

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2010, 01:42:28 PM »

When I see a group of ISU kids hanging out in the parking lot I'll walk by and tell them good luck but then go gather up a much bigger group of K-State fans including some older kids and come back and threaten to fight them.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2010, 02:04:23 PM »

def gonna be a Finders Keepers Losers Weepers type atmosphere.

EllToPay · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2010, 02:07:39 PM »

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2010, 02:11:25 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:42:28 PM

When I see a group of ISU kids hanging out in the parking lot I'll walk by and tell them good luck but then go gather up a much bigger group of K-State fans including some older kids and come back and threaten to fight them.

i'd watch out. there is a wildcat that is out on the loose and it's eating other animals and then tracking down and beating up their family members. just be careful is what i'm saying.

my troll name ... Koppe22 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2010, 02:23:29 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:40:22 PM

I'm going to find an ISU kid and his younger brother who are playing catch with their rubber half sized football in the parking lot. I'll pretend to want to play with them and when they throw it to me I'll punt it as hard as I can in the opposite direction and then run back to my parents tailgate

I did this in Larrytown when I was 13, like damn near exactly this.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #10 on:** September 14, 2010, 04:28:43 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:38:24 PM

I'm going to see some ISU kid on the concourse alone and bring my group of friends with me and kind of form a circle around him. I'll knock his hat off and my friends and I will play keep away with it for awhile until we give it back to him when he threatens to tell security or his mom or something

OR MAYBE WE WON'T GIVE IT BACK!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #11 on:** September 14, 2010, 04:53:13 PM »

My mom sad we won't be able to get out there until 10.

I told her that's stupid, no way am I mowing at all this weekend.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #12 on:** September 14, 2010, 05:19:05 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:35:07 PM

I'm going to talk tons of trash about some ISU fan I see at the game and then walk up to him with my friends and make small talk with him. Then, when we walk off, I'll make tons of jokes about him and he won't even know it.

won't even know it!

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** September 14, 2010, 05:44:38 PM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on September 14, 2010, 04:28:43 PM

Quote from: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:38:24 PM
I'm going to see some ISU kid on the concourse alone and bring my group of friends with me and kind of form a circle around him. I'll knock his hat off and my friends and I will play keep away with it for awhile until we give it back to him when he threatens to tell security or his mom or something

OR MAYBE WE WON'T GIVE IT BACK!

ORMAYBEWEWON'TGIVEITBACK!!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #14 on:** September 14, 2010, 06:15:11 PM »

'cept a little bit angrier!

raquetcat · « **Reply #15 on:** September 14, 2010, 08:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on September 14, 2010, 04:53:13 PM

My mom sad we won't be able to get out there until 10.

Damn, that sucks!

Quote from: Limestone on September 14, 2010, 04:53:13 PM

I told her that's stupid, no way am I mowing at all this weekend.

dude you're gonna get grounded

SwiftCat · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2010, 01:22:32 PM »

After getting Nachos, I will walk directly into any ISU fan I see. If I happen to get chips and dips all over the place. SO BE IT.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2010, 01:35:27 PM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on September 15, 2010, 01:22:32 PM

After getting Nachos, I will walk directly into any ISU fan I see. If I happen to get chips and dips all over the place. SO BE IT.

SO BE IT!

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2010, 01:36:53 PM »

I'm going to find an Iowa State kid that's a little bit smaller than me and tell him that they are giving away free ISU shirts in the room next to the concessions. Then, when he opens the door, I'm going to kick him into the closet and hold the door shut on him for a little bit to freak him out

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:15:49 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 15, 2010, 01:36:53 PM

I'm going to find an Iowa State kid that's a little bit smaller than me and tell him that they are giving away free ISU shirts in the room next to the concessions. Then, when he opens the door, I'm going to kick him into the closet and hold the door shut on him for a little bit to freak him out

on a similiar note, i plan on befriending a group of cyclones, leading them to believe i genuinely care that they leave kansas w/ good memories, and then sending them to an amazing, everything's free, super tailgate That DOESN'T. rough ridin'. EXIST.

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:16:48 PM »

Quote from: PandaXpanda on September 15, 2010, 02:15:49 PM

on a similiar note, i plan on befriending a group of cyclones, leading them to believe i genuinely care that they leave kansas w/ good memories, and then sending them to an amazing, everything's free, super tailgate That DOESN'T. rough ridin'. EXIST.

THE TAILGATE DOESN'T EXIST!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #21 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:23:02 PM »

When a couple of illiterate Iowans come up to me to ask: "which is the men's bathroom?" , I'm going to point them towards the women's bathroom.

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:27:40 PM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on September 15, 2010, 02:23:02 PM

When a couple of illiterate Iowans come up to me to ask: "which is the men's bathroom?" , I'm going to point them towards the women's bathroom.

THEY'LL BE EMBARRASSED!

deputy dawg · « **Reply #23 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:41:06 PM »

Damn your eyes, I opened this thread and then wanted to steal something, wet my pants, and got warts on my palms.

chunkles · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2010, 02:44:12 PM »

when our office's token isu fan comes by to talk about the game and wish us luck ("but not too much! hahahaha") I will tell him good luck to his team as well and so when we win and he wants to compliment us on our winning I will say "pfffft thanks, but that wasn't a big deal and I need to focus on next week" because I can act like WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE. BECAUSE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE.