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Offline Gallon Beverage

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Dear Gary Patterson
« on: June 15, 2010, 10:06:56 AM »
I would like to offer you a job with the Kansas State University football team.  Your salary will be what we are going to make now that the losers are gone minus what we used to make when the losers were here. Please talk to Dax about the actual numbers.  (Make sure BMW isn't around though) There also a 2 million dollar signing bonus.

Sincerely,

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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2010, 10:23:57 AM »
 :gocho:

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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 11:12:51 AM »
Guys, another reason why the MWC was scary.....because our chances with GP would've been completely gone.

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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 11:21:15 AM »
Guys, another reason why the MWC was scary.....because our chances with GP would've been completely gone.

Pretty clear that the MWC now is going to get picked over.  He needs to move NOW.

Gary, you could skip rocks off of this calm water. 

Bryce, Arthur....just waiting for you.
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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2010, 11:35:41 AM »
Guys, another reason why the MWC was scary.....because our chances with GP would've been completely gone.

I was surprised that this talking point didn't get more play during CA.

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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2010, 12:03:45 PM »
Perfect
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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2010, 12:53:04 PM »
I've moved on.  Leach is my new infatuation.

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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2010, 12:59:08 PM »
P.S. Gary,

The Big 12 has the best access to Texas talent...your expertise and ticket to the big time.   The only jobs that are going to open within the next 4 years in the Big 12 Texas A&M and KSU.  Do NOT pay attention to A&M.
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Re: Dear Gary Patterson
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2010, 01:09:41 PM »
I've moved on.  Leach is my new infatuation.

Mike Leach and Dick Bumpas as DC zomg!!!!! :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu: :ksu:
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