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Which is the worst month of the year in Kansas?

January
21 (36.8%)
February
21 (36.8%)
March
2 (3.5%)
April
0 (0%)
May
0 (0%)
June
0 (0%)
July
3 (5.3%)
August
8 (14%)
September
1 (1.8%)
October
0 (0%)
November
0 (0%)
December
1 (1.8%)

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2018, 09:48:53 AM »
i'd like to jump all over this thread, but the original poster's decision to limit the discussion to kansas really limits my input.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2018, 09:50:13 AM »
Dlew needs to move to Tucson or some other hell on earth
hard to EMAW properly in Tucson. 

people who whine about the heat are downgrades.  everything you can do in the fall you can do in the summer.  can't vice versa that truism.  sorry (not).


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2018, 09:52:30 AM »
You can't go watch Cats football on the weekends during the summer, dlew.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2018, 09:54:54 AM »
You can't go watch Cats football on the weekends during the summer, dlew.
That's true, but i'm talking strictly weather.

If we want to add in everything else we might as well make december a stud because of the time off around the holidays. 


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2018, 10:00:47 AM »
Any month that includes days you have to wear a coat to work is not that great.

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Look at this idiotic crap  :lol:
Any month I can't get my guns out when it's sunny out is not a month I want to be a part of.

Getting housed at the swimming pool surrounded by bros and babes beats everything else.

I'm with dlew.  September is pretty great though and I might trade out May for September in the pods.  You lose some pool time in September but gain tailgating pud games at BSFS which makes up for it.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2018, 10:21:49 AM »
you can't force each pod to have three months when they obviously don't.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2018, 10:29:55 AM »
I mean if you have a body of water to go to then 110 is pretty nice. otherwise sign me up for a bonfire mocat!

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2018, 10:35:20 AM »
Anyone who ranks October and November as pud in Kansas is just trolling or has never lived here
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2018, 11:34:56 AM »
Anyone who ranks October and November as pud in Kansas is just trolling or has never lived here
too chilly.


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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2018, 11:36:59 AM »
October is one of those bizarro months.. could snow.. could be 80 out.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2018, 11:37:35 AM »
Kansas has great weather essentially all year long.  It's a lovely place to live.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2018, 11:38:24 AM »
Any month that includes days you have to wear a coat to work is not that great.

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Look at this idiotic crap  :lol:
Any month I can't get my guns out when it's sunny out is not a month I want to be a part of.

Getting housed at the swimming pool surrounded by bros and babes beats everything else.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2018, 12:28:44 PM »
Rank the months in order from worst to best (worst at top, best at bottom)

Feb - grey, cold, everyone just exhausted from winter, salt all over cars, disgusting.
Jan - all of the above minus a tiny bit because we aren't all super exhausted of it yet
----- (above this line are crap tier)
Apr - Still some spring fever but kinda meh, let's get to summer
Aug - Pool still open but sometimes hot AF
Sep - Good month overall, maybe some fall fever towards the end, last days of the pool, football
July - 4th of July, summer in full swing. pool babes and cannonballs.
----- (above this line are pretty good, not great, actually sometimes great)
Nov - thanksgiving pretty decent, football, fall weather and usually no winter yet
June - best weather of the summer months (June-Aug, no idea if this is actually summer or not).
Oct - peak fall fever days. chilly mornings. football. fire pits. the works.
Dec - holiday season. tons of time with family. winter is still adorable and not the worst thing in the world.
Mar - NCAA tourney. Spring fever begins. Great month.
May - Best weather overall, pool opens, great travel month with kids still in school and after spring break. memorial day. wow, what a month.
---- (all great above this line)

I love the effort of this list but the upward cascading makes all of the months great for this list which I don’t think is the case.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2018, 12:35:15 PM »
I think we can all agree that May is by far the best month

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2018, 12:39:02 PM »
I think we can all agree that May is by far the best month

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2018, 12:39:41 PM »
Don’t you have the same weather year around rusty?

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2018, 12:43:06 PM »
I think we can all agree that May is by far the best month

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2018, 12:48:44 PM »
October is the best and it isn't even close
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #43 on: January 29, 2018, 01:01:47 PM »
October is the best and February is the worst and I will not hear another word about it.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #44 on: January 29, 2018, 01:03:44 PM »
I think San Fran weather would drive me nuts.  It is always on the verge of being nice out but usually isn't.  I'm too optimistic and would feel like I'm getting kicked in the balls every morning.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2018, 01:28:34 PM »
I think San Fran weather would drive me nuts.  It is always on the verge of being nice out but usually isn't.  I'm too optimistic and would feel like I'm getting kicked in the balls every morning.

well, you're wrong. It's just hoodie weather (at worst) every day. Easy to be pleasant.

Worst part is the nights are always cold, even if it's like 75+ during the day. Most interesting is like it is impossible to rain from like April to November.

And when I said May I was obviously referring to the best month in Kansas. September/October are warmest in SF so probably the best.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #46 on: January 29, 2018, 01:33:13 PM »
Rank the months in order from worst to best (worst at top, best at bottom)

Feb - grey, cold, everyone just exhausted from winter, salt all over cars, disgusting.
Jan - all of the above minus a tiny bit because we aren't all super exhausted of it yet
----- (above this line are crap tier)
Apr - Still some spring fever but kinda meh, let's get to summer
Aug - Pool still open but sometimes hot AF
Sep - Good month overall, maybe some fall fever towards the end, last days of the pool, football
July - 4th of July, summer in full swing. pool babes and cannonballs.
----- (above this line are pretty good, not great, actually sometimes great)
Nov - thanksgiving pretty decent, football, fall weather and usually no winter yet
June - best weather of the summer months (June-Aug, no idea if this is actually summer or not).
Oct - peak fall fever days. chilly mornings. football. fire pits. the works.
Dec - holiday season. tons of time with family. winter is still adorable and not the worst thing in the world.
Mar - NCAA tourney. Spring fever begins. Great month.
May - Best weather overall, pool opens, great travel month with kids still in school and after spring break. memorial day. wow, what a month.
---- (all great above this line)

I love the effort of this list but the upward cascading makes all of the months great for this list which I don’t think is the case.

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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #47 on: January 29, 2018, 01:44:58 PM »
april is when the snakes come out.
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2018, 01:46:09 PM »
When do they go away
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Re: Worst Month of the Year in Kansas?
« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2018, 01:47:21 PM »
i'm not sure, probably november.
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