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Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« on: December 10, 2015, 02:48:20 PM »
Q:  How many Arkansas fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  None.  They just sit in the dark and talk about how great the one 50 years ago was.  :lol:


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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2015, 02:53:30 PM »
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arkansas fan and a duck?

A: A Razorquack!

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2015, 02:53:41 PM »
Q:  How can you tell if someone in Arkansas is married?

A:  The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of the pickup truck.   :Yuck:

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2015, 02:56:47 PM »
Q:  What does a Razorback fan do when his team has won a Conference Championship?

A:  He turns off the Playstation.   ;)

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2015, 02:58:13 PM »
Why is arkansas called the razorbacks?

Because their backs are so hairy that they're always shaving them! :grin:


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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2015, 03:00:19 PM »
Q: How did the Arkansas Razorbacks fan die from drinking milk?


A: The cow fell on him!

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2015, 03:00:46 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the Arkansas Razorbacks fan who tried to blow up the opponents team bus?


A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2015, 03:01:17 PM »
Q: Why dont Razorbacks fans use 911 in an emergency?


A: Because they cannot find "eleven" on the phone dial.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2015, 03:01:37 PM »
Q: Why can't Arkansas Razorbacks players go on the internet?


A: They can't put 3 w's together.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2015, 03:02:34 PM »
Q: What is the difference between an Arkansas fan and a bumble bee?

A: One flies, has black and yellow stripes, and likes honey.  The other one smells bad (it's the Arkansas fan).

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2015, 03:03:18 PM »
Q: Why are people from Arkansas so poor?

A: Meth

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2015, 03:04:07 PM »
Q: Did you hear about the Arkansas fan that locked his keys in his car?

A: He couldn’t get his family out.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2015, 03:08:57 PM »
Q:   What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?

A:    I-40.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2015, 03:09:41 PM »
"Knock knock..."

"Who's there?"

"Razor!"

"Razor who?"

"Please Razor my back, sweet heart!"

"Ok, where do I start?!"

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2015, 03:12:05 PM »
Q: What's the favorite book of an Arkansas Fan?

A: LOL they can't read.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2015, 03:12:26 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

An Arkansas fan.

Oh hello, what do you want?  I don't know you personally so it's strange you knocked on my door.

I just wanted to say hello and that I am looking forward to our bowl game.

Well thank you that is very polite and I wish you the best of luck.

Can I have some toothpaste to help my horrible breath?  I noticed you backing away as I was speaking.

Sure thing, I know I have a spare travel-sized tube somewhere.  I will be right back.

Gee thanks, I will wait here and get some sun.

I'm back! Here is the toothpaste and I also had a spare  toothbrush and deodorant as well! 

That is awful nice of you. Thank you very much.   Goodbye!

Goodbye!

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2015, 03:13:59 PM »
Q:  What do you get when you cross a Razorback with a Shih Tzu?

A:  A Razor Tzu.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2015, 03:15:50 PM »
A great looking and fresh smelling K-State fan meets a fat crippled Woopiggie fan at the hotel elevator before the game.  Being polite, the K-State fan asks "oh hey, are you going down?"  "Yes."  "YEAH YOU ARE!  Bazinga!"

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2015, 03:17:04 PM »
An Arkansas fan, a rabbi, and an astronaut all walk into a bar. 

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"

The astronaut says, 'I'll have a tang and vodka please".

The rabbi says, "I'll have some soda water".

The Razorback fan says, "I would love a map because I am lost and I am not sure how to get to Memphis".

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2015, 03:17:07 PM »
Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock


Hey man you can keep knocking but that place is empty because people in Arkansas are too poor to afford rent and are out living in the woods or something.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2015, 03:19:24 PM »
Q:How do you get an Arkansas fan off your doorstep?

A:You pay him for the pizza!
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

I think.you.are deep down.a.trans cowboy gravy eater.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2015, 03:19:39 PM »
What do you call a virgin in Arkansas?

A homely 12 year old who can outrun her brother

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2015, 03:19:59 PM »
Q: Why did the Arkansas fan cross the road?

A: Because due to parking restrictions in this particular area, he parked his car on the other side.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2015, 03:24:54 PM »
Q. Did you hear about the stupid, racist, smelly Razorback fan?

A. Yes.

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Re: Favorite Arkansas Jokes
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2015, 03:30:21 PM »
This young couple had an appointment with a realtor to look at a lovely house in Fayetteville. As the realtor was showing them around the house, she suddenly excused herself, went to the nearest window and opened it, yelling "Green side up! Green side up!"  She closed the window and showed the couple to the next room without saying a word about it. In the next room she again suddenly excused herself, went to the nearest window and opened it, yelling "Green side up! Green side up!"  The young couple were slightly confused by this point, but before they could ask her what on earth was going on the realtor continued into the next room. Yet again, the realtor went to the window and opened it, yelling "Green side up! Green side up!" Finally the couple had enough and confronted her, "Why do you keep yelling that out the window?!?!" The realtor apologized, saying "Sorry, I had some trouble finding some landscapers so I decided to hire a couple Arkansas graduates and they're outside laying some sod."

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