"Honey, it's four hours to kick-off and I want a quick blast of kstate football news that doesn't sound like someone sweated creating it, immediately followed by three-hours of something completely different!"
"No worry, honey! Just tune to the quick-paced Tim Fitzgerald and Ray Gun hour! It's brisk, baby! The kind of brisk you only get from not trying too much or being too close to the actual action to be considered pre game!"