I was really mad when you got hired. I have to be honest, it's true. Not anymore. I say down and thought about it for a while. You mow grass, much like me. You like frozen chicken nuggets. I love it too. You seem to like basketball...I love it. You and I are bros for life already and we haven't met. Me and the boys are going to be playing cards tomorrow, if you like Cards. Who am I kidding...you love cards. I'll bring the bean dip, you bring the chips. You know what kind of chips already don't you? I think we are going to be best friends forever.
See you buddy,