I'm sure you have heard from your handlers that I hate you, but please let me clear this up. I don't hate you, in fact, you seem like a great guy. I do, however, hate your boss and the fact that he hired you, as I think you are a shitty coach and within a few years are going to return our program to the bottom of the conference. I'm sure that doesn't make you feel much better, but I just wanted you to know it's nothing personal.
All the best,