We ran a 229 billion dollar deficit for the month of February. It's a new record!!!
But in more important news, did you hear Rick Santorum wants to ban birth control? Also, Rush Limbaugh is running for president, I guess, and called some woman a slut. Perhaps most troubling, I heard Romney baptized a dead guy. Really puts trivial things like our impending bankruptcy in perspective. I wonder what will be covered on the nightly news tonight?