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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #725 on: June 28, 2012, 04:15:00 PM »
This is just like Billy Jean. 

Dance it off, bro
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #726 on: June 28, 2012, 04:39:16 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on June 28, 2012, 04:00:14 PM
You dorks, I don't have a kid. When you're a celebrity, girls lie about stuff like this cause they want money. It happened to Bieber, it won't happen to fanning. #BabyFree #PartyMachine #FillyFree

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #727 on: June 29, 2012, 02:48:57 PM »
I always dated nice girls so ya chicks with tattoos are hot because I want to try it just once.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #728 on: June 29, 2012, 02:52:14 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on June 28, 2012, 04:00:14 PM
You dorks, I don't have a kid. When you're a celebrity, girls lie about stuff like this cause they want money. It happened to Bieber, it won't happen to fanning. #BabyFree #PartyMachine #FillyFree

I feel sorry for your poor bastard son. I really do.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #729 on: June 29, 2012, 07:53:13 PM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 29, 2012, 02:52:14 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on June 28, 2012, 04:00:14 PM
You dorks, I don't have a kid. When you're a celebrity, girls lie about stuff like this cause they want money. It happened to Bieber, it won't happen to fanning. #BabyFree #PartyMachine #FillyFree

I feel sorry for your poor bastard son. I really do.
You call him a bastard one more time....  :shakesfist:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #730 on: July 07, 2012, 01:15:13 PM »
Either that, or he knows your the kind of guy to knock her up and never call her again.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #731 on: July 07, 2012, 01:20:26 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on July 07, 2012, 01:11:26 PM
So last night I was peacocking on the dance floor. My friend Jaclyn was recruiting girls for me while I kept pecking my head like a hen. All of a suddon a beautiful blond approaches me and we hit it off right away. She was a hott dork, just like me. We laughed, smiled, danced, and exchanged numbers. I find out later, she's in town from st. louis staying with her guy friend. I meet guy friend and he's all protective. He likes her, right?

Are you going to travel back in time and act upon whatever our opinions are?  :flush:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #732 on: July 07, 2012, 02:48:50 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on July 07, 2012, 01:11:26 PM
So last night I was peacocking on the dance floor. My friend Jaclyn was recruiting girls for me while I kept pecking my head like a hen. All of a suddon a beautiful blond approaches me and we hit it off right away. She was a hott dork, just like me. We laughed, smiled, danced, and exchanged numbers. I find out later, she's in town from st. louis staying with her guy friend. I meet guy friend and he's all protective. He likes her, right?

Most likely he's friendzone'd. He probably brushes his hand against her boob when she falls asleep on the couch. He knows you'll seal the deal with her and then he won't even be able to do that.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #733 on: July 07, 2012, 02:49:55 PM »
why does it matter if he likes her or not fanning?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #734 on: July 07, 2012, 03:00:29 PM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 07, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
why does it matter if he likes her or not fanning?
Don't know?  :dunno: Just curious. She's been texting me a lot today. I guess I'm trying to figure out how much of a crock block he'll be.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #735 on: July 07, 2012, 03:03:22 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on July 07, 2012, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 07, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
why does it matter if he likes her or not fanning?
Don't know?  :dunno: Just curious. She's been texting me a lot today. I guess I'm trying to figure out how much of a crock block he'll be.

Have Jaclyn eff him so that he doesn't care.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #736 on: July 20, 2012, 04:22:38 PM »
Got a filly I'm trying to set up with J-Dub (CF3 has been married for 7 years, so I live vicariously through single people).  She is cute, never married, no kids, but 6 years elder than our brother J-Dub. 

What is the acceptable age range for you single bros?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #737 on: July 20, 2012, 04:48:38 PM »
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 20, 2012, 04:22:38 PM
Got a filly I'm trying to set up with J-Dub (CF3 has been married for 7 years, so I live vicariously through single people).  She is cute, never married, no kids, but 6 years elder than our brother J-Dub. 

What is the acceptable age range for you single bros?

My gf is 1 year older than me, not a biggie.

My roomate is currently dating a 34 yrs old and he's 26. She's never been married, no kids.......wait a second....
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #738 on: July 20, 2012, 04:59:04 PM »
Quote from: ben ji on July 20, 2012, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 20, 2012, 04:22:38 PM
Got a filly I'm trying to set up with J-Dub (CF3 has been married for 7 years, so I live vicariously through single people).  She is cute, never married, no kids, but 6 years elder than our brother J-Dub. 

What is the acceptable age range for you single bros?

My gf is 1 year older than me, not a biggie.

My roomate is currently dating a 34 yrs old and he's 26. She's never been married, no kids.......wait a second....

Be careful with the 34 yr old. If she's hot she's either crazy or a sex addict (could catch something).
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #739 on: July 20, 2012, 07:23:00 PM »
Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 20, 2012, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: ben ji on July 20, 2012, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 20, 2012, 04:22:38 PM
Got a filly I'm trying to set up with J-Dub (CF3 has been married for 7 years, so I live vicariously through single people).  She is cute, never married, no kids, but 6 years elder than our brother J-Dub. 

What is the acceptable age range for you single bros?

My gf is 1 year older than me, not a biggie.

My roomate is currently dating a 34 yrs old and he's 26. She's never been married, no kids.......wait a second....

Be careful with the 34 yr old. If she's hot she's either crazy or a sex addict (could catch something).

she's 35 guys  :ohno:

think i'm bailing out
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #740 on: July 20, 2012, 07:33:48 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 20, 2012, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 20, 2012, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: ben ji on July 20, 2012, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 20, 2012, 04:22:38 PM
Got a filly I'm trying to set up with J-Dub (CF3 has been married for 7 years, so I live vicariously through single people).  She is cute, never married, no kids, but 6 years elder than our brother J-Dub. 

What is the acceptable age range for you single bros?

My gf is 1 year older than me, not a biggie.

My roomate is currently dating a 34 yrs old and he's 26. She's never been married, no kids.......wait a second....

Be careful with the 34 yr old. If she's hot she's either crazy or a sex addict (could catch something).

she's 35 guys  :ohno:

think i'm bailing out

Too late.  She is already preggs and waiting until she has the rest of the wedding planned before she tells you.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #741 on: July 20, 2012, 08:11:10 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on July 07, 2012, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on July 07, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
why does it matter if he likes her or not fanning?
Don't know?  :dunno: Just curious. She's been texting me a lot today. I guess I'm trying to figure out how much of a crock block he'll be.

Whatever happened with this skank?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #742 on: July 20, 2012, 08:54:02 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on July 20, 2012, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 20, 2012, 04:59:04 PM
Quote from: ben ji on July 20, 2012, 04:48:38 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on July 20, 2012, 04:22:38 PM
Got a filly I'm trying to set up with J-Dub (CF3 has been married for 7 years, so I live vicariously through single people).  She is cute, never married, no kids, but 6 years elder than our brother J-Dub. 

What is the acceptable age range for you single bros?

My gf is 1 year older than me, not a biggie.

My roomate is currently dating a 34 yrs old and he's 26. She's never been married, no kids.......wait a second....

Be careful with the 34 yr old. If she's hot she's either crazy or a sex addict (could catch something).

she's 35 guys  :ohno:

think i'm bailing out

At least see her pic.  She's a young 35. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #743 on: July 20, 2012, 09:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 29, 2012, 02:48:57 PM
I always dated nice girls so ya chicks with tattoos are hot because I want to try it just once.

i have only dated girls with daddy issues and multiple tattoos.

i just want a nice girl for a change, wanna swap or something?
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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #744 on: July 21, 2012, 08:56:08 AM »
That chick has already babytrapped you. Sorry. Truth hurts.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #745 on: July 23, 2012, 02:45:56 PM »
Quote from: seven on July 20, 2012, 09:19:02 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 29, 2012, 02:48:57 PM
I always dated nice girls so ya chicks with tattoos are hot because I want to try it just once.

i have only dated girls with daddy issues and multiple tattoos.

i just want a nice girl for a change, wanna swap or something?

Please take to Aurora thread for wife swapping, over.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #746 on: August 30, 2012, 02:26:35 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on August 30, 2012, 02:15:41 PM
So I have this "friend". He's got quite a few peeps that follow him on twitter and every once and awhile one of his followers want to meet him out. This follower that wants to meet him says she's 21 and graduated last May from K-State. This follower also added me my friend on facebook and she looks pretty cute. Is it weird to meet up with her? I mean I don't think so, but she's already gave her number to him and everything.
Going out with somebody much younger than you that you met on twitter?  I'd say go for it, Fitz, Fanning Fanning's friend! 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #747 on: August 30, 2012, 02:27:29 PM »
#fanningbrag
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #748 on: August 30, 2012, 02:32:19 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #749 on: August 30, 2012, 04:26:24 PM »
This is a complete #fanningbrag. We all know you have already called her. Is she coming to MOAP3?
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