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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #500 on: June 08, 2012, 08:25:39 AM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.

To lazy to find the article but I read something to the effect of a 5'7 man making 100k a year has the same level of attractiveness as a 6ft tall man making 50k a year.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #501 on: June 08, 2012, 08:38:11 AM »
stunner is 100% correct.  for women, money is infinitely more important than a man's looks.  only a poor person would suggest otherwise.

It depends on the woman. Oregonhawk has probably reached 70 women by now, and he won't be rich until he can cash in his trust.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #502 on: June 08, 2012, 12:52:28 PM »
I mean, I'll say that man's appearance matter's less than woman's, but it still matters some.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #503 on: June 08, 2012, 01:09:24 PM »
I mean, I'll say that man's appearance matter's less than woman's, but it still matters some.

I would say that money probably matters more when you are middle-aged, but appearance is very important when you are young.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #504 on: June 08, 2012, 01:27:05 PM »
money might make you more attractive long term to a woman looking for a mate, but you certainly dont have to be either great looking or wealthy to have more pussy than you know what do do with.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #505 on: June 08, 2012, 01:29:37 PM »
money might make you more attractive long term to a woman looking for a mate, but you certainly dont have to be either great looking or wealthy to have more pussy than you know what do do with.

the quality of pussy is large factor that cannot go unmentioned.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #506 on: June 08, 2012, 01:30:35 PM »
 :lol: you guys, stunz just told everyone he was ugly  :lol:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #507 on: June 08, 2012, 02:46:10 PM »
stunz is adorable.. shut your whore mouth mocat

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #508 on: June 08, 2012, 02:49:12 PM »
I mean, I'll say that man's appearance matter's less than woman's, but it still matters some.

I would say that money probably matters more when you are middle-aged, but appearance is very important when you are young.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #509 on: June 08, 2012, 06:09:13 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #510 on: June 08, 2012, 06:25:52 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #511 on: June 08, 2012, 07:06:52 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #512 on: June 08, 2012, 07:38:19 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #513 on: June 08, 2012, 08:23:00 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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lemme touch dem tithes, now suck this while I look at your butt... ok i gotta go, my clothes are in the washer at my place = alpha

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #514 on: June 08, 2012, 08:24:07 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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spot on

lemme touch dem tithes, now suck this while I look at your butt... ok i gotta go, my clothes are in the washer at my place = alpha
nnnnnope.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #515 on: June 08, 2012, 08:25:08 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this lovely lady that I've been seeing a little bit on Sunday. The plan was to meet at her place at four. I showed up at her place at 1 with a bouquet and told her I couldn't wait. She was taken aback. I kissed her cheek and told her I'd see her at four. Later that night, we walked onto her balcony to sunset to the west and a view of the Capitol to the east. Perfect scene. First kiss/make out for the win!

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lemme touch dem tithes, now suck this while I look at your butt... ok i gotta go, my clothes are in the washer at my place = alpha
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #516 on: June 08, 2012, 09:47:31 PM »
I thought sundance was joking? :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #517 on: June 08, 2012, 10:00:41 PM »
I was supposed to meet up with this chick who I've already been smashing.  The plan was to meet at my place at 4.  I wasn't back from golfing until 5, she stood there waiting.  She started bitching at me, but I told her to shut the eff up with a smirk.  Slapped her ass as punishment.  She was taken aback, but she couldn't hide her excitement.  Her face flushed red and her heart pounded wildly.  We go at it right then and there.  Later on as she was staring out at the sunset on my balcony, I thought I would surprise her by bending her over the railing and banging her there.  Perfect scene.  First anal for the win!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #518 on: June 08, 2012, 10:04:27 PM »
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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #519 on: June 08, 2012, 10:10:29 PM »
Probly should have wrote that in the yearbook

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #520 on: June 09, 2012, 12:28:53 AM »
jesus stunz thats your first time? and u went in dry!?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #521 on: June 09, 2012, 12:47:28 AM »
Ouch man, she must be a frequent flyer if you can pull that off raw.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #522 on: June 09, 2012, 01:03:17 AM »
You could go porn star mode and just use spit

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #523 on: June 09, 2012, 09:19:06 AM »
Welp, WWSD.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #524 on: June 09, 2012, 09:44:49 AM »
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