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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Do you like anime? No??

« on: June 07, 2013, 04:02:26 PM »

Too bad because according to Forbes we're going to look like it in about 100000 years.  No word on flying cars though.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/parmyolson/2013/06/07/how-the-human-face-might-look-in-100000-years/

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Hey Germany (Mainly Nazi related)

« on: June 06, 2013, 10:59:30 AM »

How does America's ass taste? 

 

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / LAX (Not airport related)

« on: May 27, 2013, 12:49:18 PM »

Sister school Duke is getting dominated so far by evil Syracuse in the men's final. Anyone else watching?

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Apocalypse Movie Playlist

« on: December 20, 2012, 11:47:14 AM »

Since the world is ending tomorrow, I've been looking for some flicks that really capture the mood and might help ease me into accepting our fate.  Last night I started off with The Day After - on 2 VHS tapes!!  Tonight after work (why am I still showing up for work, LOL!!) I have I Am Legend, The Road , and 12 Monkeys ready to go.  Still trying to get my hands on The Omega Man.  Anybody else have some good suggestions?

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Black Friday

« on: November 21, 2012, 10:46:38 AM »

Who's doing it this year?  Anything worth trampling someone to death for?   

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / SEC Rookie Coach Pinkel unable to sweep minor offenses under the rug

« on: October 04, 2012, 03:31:50 PM »

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8461949/missouri-tigers-wide-receiver-dorial-green-beckham-five-players-suspended

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / 2012 Presidential Debate Master Thread

« on: October 03, 2012, 02:06:11 PM »

If politics is show business for ugly people then tonight is like an Academy Awards ceremony hosted by Jim Lehrer     Getting pumped/Pak'd already!

Can Romney connect with voters and try to explain his "47%" remarks?

Can Obama make it through the evening without a teleprompter?

Will either candidate break out some specific details on how to improve the economy or reduce the deficit?

Can I keep asking rhetorical questions?  Tune in to find out!

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / WTF is this supposed to be?

« on: August 31, 2012, 02:17:46 PM »

Appears to be some sort of Bear/robot hybrid thingy.  And the Bearbot also looks to be constipated or something.  Pathetic.  Are there any Missouri State fans online actually able to defend this logo?  Emo BEAR?? Anyone???

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / Post pics of your new KSU Cats gear for 2012

« on: August 29, 2012, 11:18:16 AM »

Bought this last night, it was my first new hat in about 15 years or so



No new t shirts yet but I finally got around to a new hoodie.  Yes, it's a zip-up hoodie so you non-zip hoodie purists can suck it.  The zipper is concealed better on the one I bought compared to the pic



I am bringing a new lady friend to the game Saturday (back the eff off Fanning) and thought about getting her this, but it seemed a little perverted and hopefully she won't be wearing panties anyway....



So I got her this instead.  She's actually a KU fan and obviously doesn't have any KSU gear

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Limit of 2 autographs, please

« on: August 21, 2012, 09:22:52 AM »

Got a promotional ad for the Menards grand opening in Topeka and Tyshawn Taylor is one of the celebrities appearing.  What should I have him sign??!?   

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Mothra??

« on: August 16, 2012, 11:15:58 AM »

http://www.kansas.com/2012/08/16/2452327/mutant-butterflies-arise-from.html
 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Higgs Boson - High Physics IQ responses only

« on: July 06, 2012, 12:12:21 PM »

While we were celebrating America's birthday by drinking, stuffing our faces with delicious BBQ and blowing stuff up, some smart scientist guys over in Europe announced the discovery of the elusive Higgs Boson particle.

What does it mean in the grand scheme of things?  Can we finally time travel?  Go to an alternate universe?  Accidentally destroy ourselves????  This is too much for me.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / 8th Grade Graduation

« on: May 09, 2012, 03:35:10 PM »

What the eff is up with this?  So, little Brockina Landers, whom I of course love and adore dearly, is "graduating" from 8th grade this year and her school as per usual is having some long elaborate ceremony complete with caps and gowns.  Even worse, many parents are throwing even more long and elaborate and probably expensive graduation parties that are entering Blingiest Sweet 16 territory.  Of course her terrible human being of a mother is throwing one of these stupid parties and has been sending me updates of stuff that I will need to do/contribute.  I think I will buy all the kids a really fancy blue ribbon, or maybe even some kind of trophy and of course the trophies will all be the same size because this is nothing more than a god damn participation event. 

Guess what, kids:  Passing 8th grade doesn't get you crap in my book.  You haven't graduated from jack crap yet.  It is not something to be celebrated or treated like some big accomplishment.  This is one of many little things that are slowly but surely killing America.   

Do you know what my school did when we graduated.....er, passed 8th grade?  They basically told us to clean out our lockers and GTFO.  Am I overreacting to this?  White Midwesterners thread?  Master Butthurt thread??    /rant

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Macaroni and Cheese

« on: February 28, 2012, 10:21:44 AM »

Pretty much one of the greatest foods ever, amirite?  Some people are probably even giving it up for Lent!

Can't go wrong with the boxed stuff



But the past few months I've been trying homemade.  Been using the old standby recipe where you combine equal parts butter and flour to make a roux, stir in some milk and throw in some shredded cheese or Velveeta to make the sauce, combine with elbow macaroni, throw in oven for 30 minutes.

It's pretty good, but it's not as creamy as I'd like it to be.  Is there a certain kind of cheese that's better to use than sharp cheddar or a different way to make the sauce?  There's gotta be some food snobs on here who can help out.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Junk Food Thread

« on: January 20, 2012, 09:43:37 AM »

I usually avoid crap like this to keep myself looking elite, but I have picked up a bag of these on my last 2 trips to the grocery store.  Good combo of cruncy, cheesy and spicy.  What are the rest of you lardasses snacking on?

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Another day in the life of a disgusting pathetic fanbase (not Arkansas related)

« on: January 12, 2012, 12:14:18 PM »

http://cjonline.com/news/2012-01-12/man-jailed-after-pulling-knife-girlfriend

Pro tip:  Take off your favorite team's jersey before the mug shot.  I always do.

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / Anyone heard from Thomas Ferguson lately??

« on: January 03, 2012, 03:41:21 PM »

http://cjonline.com/news/2012-01-03/manhattan-homicide-tied-drive-shooting


"Detectives are trying to locate a blue, newer model Chevrolet, possibly an Impala, with 22-inch chrome rims. One of the front quarter panels had the number 22 written on the side. The vehicle was described as having dark tinted windows with chrome around the window edges."


 

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Ben McLemore, T&P's please

« on: December 13, 2011, 04:56:26 PM »

http://cjonline.com/sports/2011-12-13/ku-freshman-mclemore-arrested


Massa Self:   This will be a learning experience for him and probably a fairly costly one. Any other discipline will be handled in-house.     


Poor kid.  He was probably trying to drink himself to death after being all distraught about living/playing in Lawrence.  TSC, with extra emphasis on the S.

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / Nicknames for Chris Cosh

« on: November 07, 2011, 09:19:45 AM »

Last season I started referring to him as Career Day Cosh.  Not bad, nice use of alliteration....but it never caught on for some reason.  This season I have come up with a couple more.  How does Chris "School Record" Cosh sound?  Or even Chris "500" Cosh.  500 is not bad, a nice round number that is hard to forget.  Thoughts or suggestions??

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Dippin Dots!!!

« on: November 04, 2011, 04:25:57 PM »

Has filed for bankruptcy.          But it's Chapter 11, the sort of good kind.  Enjoy them while you can.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/11/04/news/companies/dippin_dots_bankruptcy/index.htm?iid=HP_LN

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / Tyler Lockett

« on: October 24, 2011, 10:23:17 AM »

Can any of you on campus EMAW'rs find out if he has knocked up any girls recently?  Would be nice to see yet another generation of Locketts making some big special teams plays and was just curious to find out how long I have to wait to see it.  Thanks.

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Would the loss be any easier to take....

« on: March 21, 2011, 10:56:11 AM »

....if Wisconsin's players weren't so damn ugly?  I mean, what if it was someone as handsome as Jake or Jamar draining that 3 instead of that Broosewitz kid?  We got beat by the lovechild of Carrot Top and Napoleon Dynamite.  Makes it sting that much more.

Teams with ugly white players are our Kryptonite

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Terrible baby names

« on: January 05, 2011, 11:56:19 AM »

The names, not the actual babies. 

Starting off with Sheahon.  Rick Daris has also thrown Dakota into the ring.  What else ya got??

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / WTF is going on here??

« on: December 29, 2010, 04:28:03 PM »

Did he cut himself shaving?  Or is this proof he's so god damn old his skin has worn away to paper thin levels?

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Japanese people

« on: December 07, 2010, 05:16:00 PM »

So, did anyone encounter a Japanese person today?  And if so did you give them a swift KITN?  I didn't see any or have a chance to interact with them.  Probably a good thing.  Just wondering.