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Ode To King Bruce

imagine for a second if i were to tell you that just 14 months into his stint at k-state, bruce weber would not only own a big 12 troph, but he has successfully expunged and eradicated the mold festering within our program brought here by the previous regime.

we're an early favorite to win this season's puerto rico tip-off (which incidentally is very close to the home of angel rodriguez, but apparently not close enough?). 

the BTF is fully functioning and is honing our team into a gun blade not seen before in the big 12.  razor sharp, it cuts with extreme prejudice.  thank you, BTF.

our roster is growing with the type of athlete that the big 12 should fear.  our players are at the top of nearly every ranking imaginable and the movement is only strengthening our dominance as we extend into titletown v.2.

the pipeline has been machined  and it will continue to deliver the wagyu of basketball players to our leader, King Bruce for them to serve their apprenticeship prior to becoming professional.  the professionals.

we honor you, king bruce




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it's a simple question Dr, where would we be had we not built the BTF?   has the program seen a return on the donor's investment?  will there be one? 


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vote for your favorite nickname for jake waters (starting qb) from these 53.

this is bracket 4.  winners will go on to face the winners of brackets 1-4.

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vote for your favorite nickname for jake waters (starting qb) from these 100.

this is bracket 3.  winners will go on to face the winners of brackets 1-5.

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vote for your favorite nickname for jake waters (starting qb) from these 100.

this is bracket 2.  winners will go on to face the winners of brackets 1-5.

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vote for your favorite nickname for jake waters (starting qb) from these 100.

this is bracket 1.  winners will go on to face the winners of brackets 2-5.

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it's too bad this kid decided to jump ship on his teammates especially considering how much our school gave to him.  if I'm currie I'm at his apartment right now taking back his letter jacket, obviously Rodriguez was never a true wildcat.  he is a false wildcat.  true wildcats don't turn their wildcat backs on their team and fan base. 

it makes me sick to think I ever cheered for this scrub.

for those that are upset at his decision to leave, take a long look in the mirror and then get counseling because you're probably mentally ill.

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the "air" apparent 

jake football

qb master

the general

spiral delivery system.com


what do you guys got?    :confused:

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / coconut water
« on: April 19, 2013, 11:57:20 AM »
coconut water

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assuming that the qb race ends the way most of us expect it to, with waters getting the starting nod over sams, what position do you want coach snyder to move sams to?

i bet the first place most of you will choose is WR.  at 6'2" 210, and with his speed, he would make a formidable wideout.  but is that the appropriate answer?

consider our need for a weak side linebacker next year.  then consider that if he were to add a few pounds (or LBs), how we would look playing for the lynch mob.  having spent very limited time in clean up duty at QB, i don't think we really would have wasted any of his developmental time and we would benefit from having someone stop the run, who used to be the runner.  he would already know the cuts the runner would make, and beat the runner to the spot, and tackle him for a loss. 

he is the type of player that will lay it on the line for us every single f'n week. exactly what you need out of your LB/lynch mob.

+ if he still wants to QB from time to time we put him in at QB in mop up duty for waters.

my vote goes weakside linebacker, then strong side linebacker, then safety, then WR. 


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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / earth day
« on: April 02, 2013, 09:39:45 AM »
do you recognize earth day?  for those that said yes, do you formally celebrate it?

personally, i don't recognize it because i believe it to be a holiday manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies. 
reuse, recycle, reclaim.  really?  because last i checked people don't do any of those things.

point of this thread?  i think earth day is a sham and people who buy into the notion that earth day matters are nothing but tree hugging fish eaters.

 

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the old quote goes "oh how the mighty have fallen" and it's so true.  the once "mighty" jayhawks have been told to sit down and have been told to watch their much superior older bros win.  the wu shock have proven to be the #1 program in the state of kansas, followed closely by kansas state (COY, b12 champ, multiple final fours), and then the hawks. 

if you were to have made this comment to me 5 years ago, i would probably look at you as if you were crazy, are you crazy?

no.  the reality is what it is.  good news here is that we should be able to take over top dog status with very little problem considering b12 champ/coy statuses.
will i root for wich st?  of course not, why would i?  anything good for them (top dog) is not good for us.  we will most likely be competing against each other for stud recruits.  i want them to fail miserably.

go american cats.   :thumbs:

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / have you ever invented a new food?
« on: March 28, 2013, 07:37:36 PM »
i think the subject line says it all, have you ever invented a new food?

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Because these two did, good job Wichitaians.

Parents arrested after doing heroin in Chuck E. Cheese parking lot, police say

They took their young daughter to Chuck E. Cheese for a bite to eat Sunday, police say, but they never made it inside the northeast Wichita restaurant.

The man and woman decided to do some heroin in the front seat before going into the restaurant at 3223 N. Rock Road, Lt. Joe Schroeder said. Police found them passed out at about 4:15 p.m. Sunday when a concerned passerby called 911 to express concern for the welfare of the young child in the back seat.

Their 3-year-old girl was asleep in the back seat and unharmed, Schroeder said.

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at this point, i don't think it's possible.

hey bill, quit copying everything bruce does and get your own life/program you piece of crap loser.

i guess knocking up the coed is unique to bill and a few other ku hawk players.  i bet even that scumbag townsend at least wraps it up when he bones that pornstar. 

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was thinking today we need to begin a push to get bruce a "titletown" statue outside of the OOD.  add a quote from tex winter, the inventor of the modern game of college hoops, along with maybe a shoutout to this year's players as well. 

i think the best place to locate it would be to remove the ernie barrett thing and move that to somewhere in vanier and place bruce's statue right there.

anyway- i think right now the AD would be most receptive since they're shilling us fball season tix, plus we should strike while the iron is hot and we have momentum going into the ncaas.  reach out to The Governor now and express your support for the idea.  i have a buddy who does statues who is working up blueprints based upon my direction.  if you've got any ideas for the statue, this is your thread.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / favorite genre of movie poll
« on: March 04, 2013, 02:57:23 PM »
for clarification, use this site to determine genre definitions-  http://www.bizymoms.com/entertainment/film-genres.html

i picked thrillers, i think i can watch them more than any other type of movie.  like, the movie jagged edge.  so good.

my 2nd favorite would be documentary followed by gangster

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I spent a few minutes this weekend pulling together an NBA draft analysis for this team over the next couple years.  The goal is to show how many NBA lottery picks we have marinating on our current 13 man roster.

I went ahead and broke down all potential 1st rounders as well.

1) Rodney McGruder.   The understatement of the year, but in the analysis I completed, McGruder was drafted 98% of the time in the Lottery at pick 8. 

2) Non-Lotto - JO.  A lot has been made of his bad hands but he's still a 7 footer and is a lock in the NBA 1st round.  Look for him to cross the stage and shake hands with David Stern.  Before anyone thinks he will.

3) Non-Lotto - Martavious Irving.  Irving has proven to be a reliable 6th man and will spend the next years of his career spelling minutes for some lucky franchise owner.  My current analysis has him going late in the 1st, to the Knicks w/ the 25th pick.

4) Angel Rodriguez (2014 draft).  Lottery - pick #5.  Great hands, great vision, great intangibles, great speed, strength, and shooting.  Phoenix does hit the powerball when they pick up ART.

5) Shane Southwell (2014 draft).  Lottery - pick #9 Detroit Pistons.  Shane has the gift of so many nba required skills and intangibles.  Great shooting stroke? Check.  Great handles?  Check.  Great defense?  Check.  Enjoy Detroit Shane, only a 2 hour flight back to JFK when visiting family.

6) Non-Lotto-  Nino Williams (2014 draft).  1st round, pick #16 Houston Rockets.  Nino is exactly what the Rockets need in 2014 to help them pull the pieces of the puzzle together for them to make a huge push in the West. 

7) Michael Orris (2014 draft).  Possible lottery, most probably a mid 1st rounder.  My analysis shows Orris going to the Golden State Warriors.  A huge upside, Orris will surprise a lot of haters next season and extend his early lead as 2014 Big 12 PoY.


Let me know your thoughts, especially if you think I've missed anything.

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the two headed q-tip that is withey/young is so soft in the paint that they find themselves the benefit of calls that really no other team in the league seems to get. 

are they the softest that we'll face the rest of the season?  i posit that the biggest reason we struggled last night to score in the paint isn't because of the ineffectiveness of our post players, but instead, it was because of the lack of ability by KU's bigs. 

when you stop to consider how badly both young and withey were getting abused very early in the game, the result of which was the refs being forced to blow their whistles more than they would have otherwise in an effort to level the playing field.  the refs can't call every foul but it's also very inexplicable how badly ku's bigs looked, it makes sense to think that had young/withey been better players, the foul fest would have never originated in the first place and we would have seen a cleaner basketball game.

will we have to deal with this again this year?  i can't imagine a softer pair than withey and young.


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national television, Big Monday, prime time game. and everyone in AFH is chanting "bullshit".  way to keep it classy, KthUg.  maybe next game you can chant out the directions on how to make a pipe bomb, or recite the words to mein kampf. 

good grief, what an embarrassment to the entire state.  sunflower showdown? more like sunflower no-class festival.

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I'm thinking this guy:

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a harley at midcourt?

guy with buzzcut and sunglasses, with one arm extended making a gun sign, sitting on harley?

same guy revs harley after they announce each member of tech starting line up?

wow.   :drool:

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