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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: How is everyone doing this afternoon?

« on: Today at 06:15:44 PM »

Post about being confrontational.

You're still amped up about Rich.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: How is everyone doing this afternoon?

« on: Today at 06:15:01 PM »

Pretty great!! An out of town filly stopped by for a little fun on her way to a grad party. Now I'm just eating wings, drinking lots of budweisers and watching sports all night 

'Muricah!

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: Today at 04:16:44 PM »

Rich Hills, OU's volunteer 1st base coach after the game walks over to us and says, "I'll snatch the fucking life out of you"

Can confirm this, 'pak behind first base was firing on all cylinders Friday Night.  Guys brought Hills wife and kids into things, it got a little ugly.

That was me. I've had worse said to me at sporting events. The threat was specifically directed at me, and I'm probably going back for more this evening. Now that I know I'm in his head, I am going to break him.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: Today at 03:33:20 PM »

Bros, there is a good chance I get irritated as all get out dealing with grad party bar-hopping. Save me a seat at Station's bar if you would, please and thanks.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: Today at 01:40:10 PM »

Apparently I'm neighbors with Metalhead!

Future neighbors. I'll be living in that house next year.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: May 17, 2013, 11:17:48 AM »

Had my first encounter with Meister and Bear at Mae's last night. Stunning individuals, they are.

Not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt you didn't mention our encounter. Perhaps you don't remember it (I barely do)?

 

I completely forgot (may or may not have been pak'd). It was great to see you last night, friend!

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 17, 2013, 11:05:53 AM »

Let me ask you guys, what would you use more when getting shattered at the #boozecats game:

1.  futons to pass out on;
2.  stomach pumping stations; or
3.  Sanitary vomitoreum

Futons would come in handy for the later front-yard orgies.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: May 17, 2013, 11:04:38 AM »

what piece of furniture did bear destroy?

I can't answer that. Abe, Paul and I were on our way out as they were on their way in.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: May 17, 2013, 10:52:23 AM »

Had my first encounter with Meister and Bear at Mae's last night. Stunning individuals, they are.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 17, 2013, 10:49:23 AM »

I want someone to get so drunk they mug an umpire, take his place and make all the calls for the #boozecats.  Enrico Palazzo style

I can help you with this.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: FATTYFEST 2013 WILL BE JUNE 15th!

« on: May 17, 2013, 02:39:37 AM »

If you want me to be mature about it, I will walk straight in there at 2 p.m. tomorrow and ask them if they will hang up a flyer for FattyFest. I don't care. eff it, I'll do it anyway and see what the result is.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 16, 2013, 09:35:34 PM »

Hopefully OU starts a lefty on Friday so he has to lock eyes with me as I belittle him in public.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Re: FATTYFEST 2013 WILL BE JUNE 15th!

« on: May 16, 2013, 07:33:03 PM »

Tape one on goPow's front door then tweet them about it. That worked last year

I'm going to wait a while, but eventually I start taping one a day to their window.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: RANK THE GREATEST NFL QB'S OF ALL TIME!!!

« on: May 16, 2013, 07:30:43 PM »

TD didn't receive a bunch of post career recognition because of his career ending injuries. I think it's widely accepted, had he played a full career (whatever that means), he would have been recognized as one of the top 3 professional running backs of all time, but wish in one hand and crap in the other.

GMAFB with that argument. Elway is a top ten QB with or without TD.

(Davis is my all time favorite running back)

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: FATTYFEST 2013 WILL BE JUNE 15th!

« on: May 16, 2013, 05:39:12 PM »

#FattyFest flyers are out around Aggieville. If you see a place who doesn't have one up, harass them and I'll take one by and bug them again. Also, any place outside of the Ville and the University I should swing by?

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: FATTYFEST 2013 WILL BE JUNE 15th!

« on: May 16, 2013, 04:48:43 PM »

alright heres my free agency pitch:

-i am in my late thirties, so ive been around a lot of kstate sports
-i enjoy drinking $1.25 bud lights (even on weeknights!)
-i am about 5'9", 145 so i fit into the booth perfectly
-i have a rental house somewhere near aggieville that i will let my teammates crash in before the concert

thats it. who wants me on their team?

Quit trying to pass yourself off as daris.

Hey fake daris, you think you can pass yourself off as real daris and think that crap flies?

 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: FATTYFEST 2013 WILL BE JUNE 15th!

« on: May 16, 2013, 01:53:27 PM »

alright heres my free agency pitch:

-i am in my late thirties, so ive been around a lot of kstate sports
-i enjoy drinking $1.25 bud lights (even on weeknights!)
-i am about 5'9", 145 so i fit into the booth perfectly
-i have a rental house somewhere near aggieville that i will let my teammates crash in before the concert

thats it. who wants me on their team?

Quit trying to pass yourself off as daris.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 16, 2013, 02:11:18 AM »

I've got my dodge ball championship Friday night. I'm like the Vince Vaughn of our team.

I'm going to find someone to hit you in the junk with a dodge ball.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 15, 2013, 07:49:46 PM »

holy crap this thread and limestone go together like peanut butter and jelly.

lamb and tunafish 

Blacking out from drinking and a Kstate baseball game.

 

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 15, 2013, 07:43:26 PM »

holy crap this thread and limestone go together like peanut butter and jelly.

lamb and tunafish 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: triplecrownPAK

« on: May 15, 2013, 07:36:47 PM »

It's probably a sousaphone.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: F14 Songs for Fatty Fest

« on: May 15, 2013, 07:13:48 PM »

In no particular order of preference: F14 (Abe & Wayne), Speed of Light, EMAW, MJ, Music & Girls, CHEEF, Obama (would be hilarious), Fist Pump, Alpha Male, Small Town.

This is off the top of my head. I might suggest more later.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 14, 2013, 03:12:32 PM »

Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards  "

HUMINAH, HUMINAH, HUMINAH!

Got it.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 14, 2013, 02:57:11 PM »

Items of note on Rich Hills:

-Bachelor's in Sociology
-Volunteer Assistant
-Weird Looking
- Wife, Tara
-Two sons, Dakota & Graysen
-Six years in the minors (Padres, Mariners)
-Community Service awards 

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 14, 2013, 02:51:20 PM »