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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

« on: May 21, 2013, 09:43:06 PM »

Was mowing my lawn the other day and looked up to see a perfectly constructed bird's nest in my attic window.  There was a female robin in it. So, after I got done mowing I took mini nicname up to the attic to get a closer look from inside.  As we approached to window the robin flew off to a nearby tree limb and revealed four baby-blue robin eggs!  I'm not sure if mom robin was scared or just wanted to show off her eggs, but I'll settle on the latter.  It was a nice gesture and I would be kind of disappointed in her for bailing on her kids so quickly.  I mean, we were inside for goodness' sake, and we weren't being threatening at all. 

I headed up there yesterday to get something out of the attic and also to see what me friend the robin and her family were up to.  Long story short, there were only three eggs this time and one baby robin chick!  I'm excited to head up there tonight and see what is happening at the robin residence!

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: What Fast Food Item Has The Flavors You Crave?

« on: May 20, 2013, 10:49:13 PM »

Cherry Limeade at Sonic.

Strawberry

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Recent motion picture viewing - Add your own!

« on: May 20, 2013, 10:21:22 PM »

Safety Not Guranteed.

 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: First world problems

« on: May 20, 2013, 10:11:39 PM »

Tonight when I was watching a movie on Netflix my internet slowed down briefly and I had to endure my movie dropping from HD into SD for a bit.  Maddening!

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: What Fast Food Item Has The Flavors You Crave?

« on: May 20, 2013, 10:08:06 PM »

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: 3MAW - original apparel.

« on: May 20, 2013, 03:17:13 PM »

Maybe print some in crew necks?  V-Necks are super pud.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 18, 2013, 06:15:42 PM »

Rich Hills, OU's volunteer 1st base coach after the game walks over to us and says, "I'll snatch the fucking life out of you"

Can confirm this, 'pak behind first base was firing on all cylinders Friday Night.  Guys brought Hills wife and kids into things, it got a little ugly.

I was not apart of that. Everything else? You bet, Woodland Kat!

You're a seasoned vet Winters.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: How is everyone doing this afternoon?

« on: May 18, 2013, 05:48:19 PM »

Things are great.  Summer is here.  Titletown. 

To top it all off I mushed the crap out of some MU fan today at the gas station.  I was waiting in line for gas, while making sure to leave ample space for others to pass through to park in front of the store, and this vehicle pulled in front of me and took my spot in line.  So, what did nicname do? I pulled around and backed in behind the guy who was already filling up at the pump.  When he left I backed up to the pump in front of the MU dork. 

I could see him getting riled up in my rear view.  He gets out of his vehicle, starts popping off.. "You better move, I was in line blah blah."

I tell him in my calm EMAW voice "Actually, I was waiting for 5 minutes before you cut in, so you can wait," as I casually headed into the store and neared his vehicle.

Now, I had a full pump going cuz I had just finished pumping the crap out of some iron and as I walked by the old dork he shriveled in my presence eff bombing me, getting in his vehicle and rolling up the window before driving off in a fashion similar to the way that MU ran off from the B12.

Best part is I was in full EMAW regalia.  Old dork made my day!

   <--- get outta my way old dork!

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: May 18, 2013, 05:39:12 PM »

bumbed a cig off some dude last night. Turned out to be nicname, which IIRC (I was pretty fucking drunk) led me to stevsie and seven.

 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Things You Will Never Own

« on: May 14, 2013, 08:20:46 PM »

Some goEMAW elites (minus one pud goEMAW'r) rocked the crap out of a pretty sweet minivan on a trip to Stillwater. Still would never own one though.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Jurassic Park

« on: May 12, 2013, 03:02:59 AM »

"clever girl"

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: How is everyone doing this afternoon?

« on: May 10, 2013, 03:58:12 PM »

Doing great! 

Sweet link Ben ji. 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Never have I ever...

« on: May 10, 2013, 03:56:51 PM »

received a dick pic

Check pm

 

   <--- literal

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: OFFICIAL: Fashion Thread

« on: May 07, 2013, 10:55:25 PM »

Good deals on New Balance.

http://www.joesnewbalanceoutlet.com/landing/select_sale.asp?gender=men

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: OFFICIAL: Fashion Thread

« on: May 03, 2013, 01:59:46 PM »

Here's some advice that reminded me of the V-neck discussion. Looks like Abby agrees with me.

DEAR ABBY: I have been seeing "Duane" for two months. He's kind, good-looking, successful, smart and fun. He's also apparently quite proud of his astonishingly hairy chest because he always wears his shirts unbuttoned nearly to his navel. When we're in public, you can see people react. Sometimes they point and whisper.
I gently raised the issue, but he didn't seem to think it was a big deal. I like him, but I'm embarrassed sometimes. Any thoughts?

DEAR BLUSHING: Yes. Your friend is suffering from overexposure. When strangers point and whisper, what they're saying is usually no compliment. Because Duane's decolletage embarrasses you, give him a choice: Button up or mow the "lawn."

What a couple of bitches.  I hope Duane threw that broad to the curb and decided to get with a REAL woman who could appreciate a REAL man.

QFT.  Stay strong Duane. Don't let them bring you down.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Master Dating Thread

« on: May 02, 2013, 03:49:57 PM »

Oh jfc, michigancat, are you ever going to stop busting my balls? What do you get out of it? Others sit back and laugh, you angle in with a life lesson and try to one up me with your "intelligence" all the time. Get over yourself, BRO!

Calm down, there's nothing wrong with not knowing what you want. I don't know exactly what I want in life, either.

It's OK, bud.

Sorry, the mini jabs add up (even if unintentional). I'm pretty happy with where I'm at, at the moment, so I guess i'm not complaining.

In this edition of If posters were animals:
michigancat: the classic smug porcupine
fanning: the classic take whatever falls in his lap sea otter

     for that post.  Fanning is a total sea otter.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Fitness Questions!

« on: May 02, 2013, 03:42:57 PM »

I like lifting weights and playing basketball.  I'm not very good at either.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: First Openly Gay Athlete (in a major sport)

« on: May 01, 2013, 10:51:30 PM »

Collins doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would do something like this for personal gain, notoriety or anything of that kind. 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Master Dating Thread

« on: May 01, 2013, 09:55:30 PM »

tbh i think fanning respects women just fine

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: You get 1 year to dedicate yourself to learning something new...

« on: April 30, 2013, 03:06:33 PM »

Old tymey sea voyaging.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: April 30, 2013, 03:04:34 PM »

Nicname went full Nicname while in Kite's. Tried to pull a filly from one of the Gronk's and was mush'd repeatedly. He went outside to smoke and when he tried to come back in the bouncer would not let him in (the bouncer totally saw the whole filly scene and treated the smoke break as a self ejection). Nicname then yelled from the door for me to give his coat. As I tossed him his coat he gave me a big and put on his coat and shuffled down the sidewalk to not be seen or heard from again.

I don't remember any of this happening. Which takes nothing away from the validity of Gooch's account. 

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: New Royals Manager

« on: April 30, 2013, 06:22:53 AM »

Bell Flanagan?

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK

« on: April 28, 2013, 12:51:39 PM »

Rumor has it one of our posters has a picture of Gronk flashing the  from friday night.  I cannot confirm this though.

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Kstate cat football: There is Nothing Better on the Earth / Re: MHgronK Master Thread: Now With More GRONK

« on: April 28, 2013, 12:36:16 PM »

There were more bros dancing on him friday night at Kites than females, kind of weird

He was the dude with the t-shirt on his head like a turban, right?  I was so pak'd i didn't know what was happening.  Two-ys was lurking around there.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: goEMAW encounters

« on: April 27, 2013, 07:38:28 PM »

Just wanted to say I enjoyed the bingePAK immensely.  Also, I don't really remember the end of the night.  Vaguely remember telling someone I was going home.  Got a ride from a former co-worker randomly and didn't remember that until this afternoon.