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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: KSU Bat Cats 2013:

« on: May 17, 2013, 03:24:05 PM »

Every time you chug a beer you have to chug a beer.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: Super Stud Rex Hudler Master Thread!

« on: May 17, 2013, 12:04:09 PM »

Guys, I hate baseball, but Hud's segments on 610 make me want to like it.  I don't know of a more magnetic guy in KC.  Again, hate the sport, but would love to have Hud as my neighbor.  I mean, that would be the absolute best. 

He is fantastic.

All the baseball fans that can't appreciate him need to reexamine what they have going on.

You reexamine what you have going on idiot.  Now shut up.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Facts about Topeka

« on: May 17, 2013, 11:50:05 AM »

have you guys seen the bing commercials that they filmed in Topeka? 
They actually didn't make Topeka look that bad

Yep, looked great.  Should change name to Bing now.

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Re: Wiggins highlights

« on: May 17, 2013, 11:46:45 AM »

How many times will this guy go into beast mode this season?

Trick question because he doesn't have any other modes besides beast mode so what I'm saying is that he will be in beast mode all the time 24/7.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: Super Stud Rex Hudler Master Thread!

« on: May 16, 2013, 11:04:59 PM »

More like Rex Pudler.  He sucks big time.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...

« on: May 16, 2013, 10:58:38 PM »

Office finale.  Meh.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Summer Softball

« on: May 16, 2013, 03:24:49 PM »

Hey guyz, wanna hear an awesome softball story?!? OKAY!

ben ji's GF came out to watch him play a couple of weeks ago and he had THE GAME OF HIS LIFE, ended up going 10-10 and hitting for the cycle.

Before my last at bat of the game I asked her what she wanted me to hit, of course she says a homerun because chicks dig the long ball. I explained that I was a slap hitter and have NEVER hit the ball over the fence, perhaps she could pick something else?

Welp, she decides she wants me to go opposite field to the left fielder(I bat lefty). Ole ben ji couldnt let her down so the first pitch he CRUSHES it over the left fielders head to the warning track then RACES around the basepaths to notch an inside the park HR. 

How did you hit for the cycle if you didn't hit any home runs?  Inside the park?

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Gross, germs.

« on: May 15, 2013, 10:13:34 PM »

Those big washers that people throw while tailgating. I mean, they go use a port-a-potty after drinking 11 beers or so and then go right back to tossing the washers.

What's the deal with stainless?  Like bacteria can't grow on it or something, right?  Anyway, those washers should be stainless.

I think it just doesn't stain.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

« on: May 15, 2013, 02:23:05 PM »

I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night.  He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry.  So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him.  This morning the cat food was still there.  What is that raccoons problem?

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Important Or Surprising Things You Learned Reading goEMAW.com

« on: May 15, 2013, 08:57:24 AM »

T is angel's other last name, like Jordan Henriquiz-Roberts. He was Angel Rodriguez Tarrano or something. The T last name was from his mothers side or something.

Hope that helps SB.

Tricoche.

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Re: Cats vs Frank in SEC Big 12 Challenge? nope Marshall Henderson instead

« on: May 15, 2013, 08:53:38 AM »

Who cares about any of this?  We'll never have a grcoat again, so what's the point?

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Re: WIGGINS TO KU!!!!!!!

« on: May 14, 2013, 03:42:39 PM »

Big 12 is going to be a lot of fun to watch next year with all the new & returning players! 

Nope.  It's going to be awful to watch.  Because of who my favorite team is.

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Re: WIGGINS TO KU!!!!!!!

« on: May 14, 2013, 03:17:44 PM »

I yearn for another grcoat.  There's nothing quite like being in the mix and landing some big time stud recruits.  What an incredible feeling.  The worst part is that right now it's not even a possibility.  Like, with winning games, you could go on a run and win a bunch of games when no one thought you would.  Maybe even win a championship.  But you can't land a grcoat when no one thought you would.  Sorry to bring your thread down bmwjayhawk.  I'm just feeling blue.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: have these new mhk eateries been discussed yet?

« on: May 14, 2013, 02:59:57 PM »

St. Joe just got a Five Guys.   

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Re: WIGGINS TO KU!!!!!!!

« on: May 14, 2013, 12:36:03 PM »

How big of a dumbass do you have to be to think that KU won't win the conference next year?  GPC is FULL of people saying KU won't win it with that many freshmen.

I'd take KU versus the field to win the conference.

KU will split with OSU and that will be the only conf. game they lose.  Mark it down, book it, take it to the bank, etc.

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I am proud to be a KState basketball fan and I don't care what anyone else tells me / Re: WIGGINS TO KU!!!!!!!

« on: May 14, 2013, 12:12:49 PM »

Is this the guy to finally get KU over the hump?  I think he might be.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Recent motion picture viewing - Add your own!

« on: May 13, 2013, 08:42:13 PM »

Random question:

Has there been a worse casting job than Gerard Depardieu as Christopher Columbus in the movie "1492"?

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: NBA Playoffs Thread

« on: May 10, 2013, 11:07:52 PM »

Magic Johnson:  "talent will always beat hustle."

God bless the NBA.  It represents everything that is right in the world.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Dog

« on: May 09, 2013, 10:31:56 PM »

hmm, a dog doing dog-like things? Man, that seems super weird.

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place if you don't like normal dog things.

Live and learn, and then get a cat.

"oh herr herr puppys are so cute and adorable... wait, wtf, this puppy is a puppy and doesn't just do whatever I want and be adorable? wtf?" -33

ha ha. Classic _33.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Dog

« on: May 09, 2013, 09:10:41 PM »

hmm, a dog doing dog-like things? Man, that seems super weird.

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place if you don't like normal dog things.

Live and learn, and then get a cat. 

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Dog

« on: May 09, 2013, 08:43:08 PM »

sounds like 33 is the beagle in this situation.

"oh hello cute innocent puppy dog, would you like a nice home and warm bed? WELL TOO BAD GO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE I GIVE A eff"
-33

I actually saved him from being hit by a car after he jumped the fence and ran away for the 3rd time.  He thanked me by throwing up in the spare bedroom and trying to eat it.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Discuss your username and why you chose it, here!

« on: May 09, 2013, 10:00:58 AM »

Use to be catdude33.  Pretty sweet.

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Auntie Mae's ComboFan Board / Re: Dog

« on: May 09, 2013, 08:22:01 AM »

What kind should I get?

Parameters:
Small to Medium sized
Good with kids
Likes to snuggle
Pretty short hair/not too shaggy
Not too much shedding
Not too hyper/likes to play but also likes to sleep
Doesn't bark much
Easily trained/Smart
Does not drool a lot

Sounds like you're looking for a cat.

Had the dog for 2 weeks.  Gave it back to the original owner.  Got a cat.   

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: NBA Playoffs Thread

« on: May 08, 2013, 09:48:01 PM »

btw steve kerr was being a complete dumbass during the 4th quarter ejections.

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BOOZECATS (and other sports we don't care about unless we are winning) / Re: NBA Playoffs Thread

« on: May 08, 2013, 08:39:09 PM »

Nothing funnier than watching an overly emotional team melt down in a blowout loss.  They just lost their minds.