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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2014, 02:48:36 PM »
We got a "silent runner" working in our lab.  He's not too bright. 

Anyway, Red October and Crimson Tide are my fav's.  Both are in that category where if you see either on TV you must watch till the end. 

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2014, 02:48:42 PM »
do people burn down cigs all the time, health be damned? i would

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2014, 02:49:30 PM »
do you really get that annoyed if somebody says "ship" instead of "boat"?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2014, 02:50:11 PM »
how gauche are mutiny discussions?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2014, 02:50:52 PM »
was the XO everybody's pal, while the skipper was a big dickhead?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2014, 02:51:26 PM »
is the official food the submarine sandwich? if not, why not?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2014, 02:51:38 PM »
do people burn down cigs all the time, health be damned? i would

i bet you people rip heaters in the john all the time and the whole time they're singing "smoking in the boys room" because they haven't been to the earth's surface in 41 years so that stuff is still cool.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2014, 02:52:04 PM »
Occasionally when I poop I call it "Launching the Brown October".
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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2014, 02:52:56 PM »
do people burn down cigs all the time, health be damned? i would

I know there were a bunch of other q's before this, and IPA4Me is welcome to answer them, but this one is funny because in the past few years I've heard that they have banned smoking onboard. Smokers used to hang out back aft near the screw and burn 'em down constantly.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2014, 02:53:14 PM »
have you ever been to Challenger Deep? I know you have. how badass did you feel after when you knew you survived?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2014, 02:53:50 PM »
hang out back aft near the screw

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2014, 02:54:17 PM »
did you ever get to meet aquaman?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2014, 02:54:35 PM »
do more submarine talk like that

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 06, 2014, 02:54:50 PM »
do people burn down cigs all the time, health be damned? i would

i bet you people rip heaters in the john all the time and the whole time they're singing "smoking in the boys room" because they haven't been to the earth's surface in 41 years so that stuff is still cool.

What do you mean "you people"?  :opcat:

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« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2014, 02:54:53 PM »
do people burn down cigs all the time, health be damned? i would

I know there were a bunch of other q's before this, and IPA4Me is welcome to answer them, but this one is funny because in the past few years I've heard that they have banned smoking onboard. Smokers used to hang out back aft near the screw and burn 'em down constantly.

is there any more badass jargon than submarine jargon? i VERY SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT

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« Reply #40 on: February 06, 2014, 02:55:28 PM »
what's the second best submarine job after periscope guy?
Engine Room Supervisor was pretty cake. Walk around the engine room (power plant) for six hours shooting the crap, drinking coffee, maybe do a little maintenance.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2014, 02:55:58 PM »
What about drills?  Like I bet you hear "battle stations!" all the time and you roll your eyes and begrudgingly take part in the exercise, only the smirk when the jackass on the horn announces it was just a drill.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2014, 02:56:09 PM »
can you launch other stuff out of the torpedo tubes like they launched Spock's corpse out of the Enterprise in Wrath of Khan? like just toss an apple core and some other garbage in there and blast it to the fish?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2014, 02:56:20 PM »
"brb skipper i gotta go roast this bone while i check on the aft screw" jesus mother have mercy that sounds unbelievably cool to say out loud

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2014, 02:57:17 PM »
can you launch other stuff out of the torpedo tubes like they launched Spock's corpse out of the enterprise in Wrath of Khan?

In one movie didn't they launch a bunch of junk out the tubes to trick the folks depth charging them on the surface into thinking they sunk her?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2014, 02:57:32 PM »
Do you guys play Battleship to pass the time?

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« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2014, 02:57:47 PM »
What is there to eat? Like fresh seafood you just torpedoed for the day or that nasty ass freeze dried stuff?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2014, 02:57:53 PM »
do people burn down cigs all the time, health be damned? i would

i bet you, people rip heaters in the john all the time and the whole time they're singing "smoking in the boys room" because they haven't been to the earth's surface in 41 years so that stuff is still cool.

What do you mean "you people"?  :opcat:

the comma didn't look right earlier, but maybe it should be there.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2014, 02:59:15 PM »
sarge, wanna head back to the aft screw and fuckin fire up a jimmy treat?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2014, 03:00:03 PM »
if you tape a cold burrito to the nuke reactor will it heat itself up like it was in a microwave?
Interesting. By the time you started and stopped the reactor, I believe the burrito would be well done. :)