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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #75 on: November 01, 2013, 08:49:00 AM »
Family dinner last weekend

Dad- "Do you know how to save a video off youtube onto a CD?"

Ben ji- "Why would you do that? You can watch it anytime on youtube"

Dad- "Because I want to save a video in case they take it town"

Ben ji- "Hmmm, what video are you worried about them taking down?"

Dad- "Well they captured a grey alien in brazil and have some footage of it, here look, see how it walks around(shows me video  )" http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7z8zs4dG4&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJk7z8zs4dG4%26feature%3Dyoutu.be

Ben ji " :blank: That was uploaded over 2 years ago and still hasn't been taken down, you should be good"
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #76 on: November 01, 2013, 08:57:01 AM »
Adorable Ben ji

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #77 on: November 01, 2013, 08:58:13 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #78 on: November 01, 2013, 08:58:28 AM »
ben ji, your dad is a treasure

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #79 on: November 01, 2013, 09:51:58 AM »
Family dinner last weekend

Dad- "Do you know how to save a video off youtube onto a CD?"

Ben ji- "Why would you do that? You can watch it anytime on youtube"

Dad- "Because I want to save a video in case they take it town"

Ben ji- "Hmmm, what video are you worried about them taking down?"

Dad- "Well they captured a grey alien in brazil and have some footage of it, here look, see how it walks around(shows me video  )" http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7z8zs4dG4&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJk7z8zs4dG4%26feature%3Dyoutu.be

Ben ji " :blank: That was uploaded over 2 years ago and still hasn't been taken down, you should be good"


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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2013, 10:02:19 AM »
Is ben ji dad also the one that let's it ride on penny stocks every day?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2013, 10:07:05 AM »
Is ben ji dad also the one that let's it ride on penny stocks every day?

Yes....thankfully my parents have separate finances(Mom is accountant)

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #82 on: November 01, 2013, 10:08:29 AM »
You and your whole family is absolutely precious.   :love:

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #83 on: November 01, 2013, 10:09:18 AM »
Bee venom enthusiast dad?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2013, 08:26:36 AM »
Text from my mother on 11/13 referencing the game that happened on 11/12:

Mom: Did ku bball win last night? Did not wait until it was over and did not see it in the paper

Me: yes they won

Mom: lots of freshman
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #85 on: November 14, 2013, 08:27:32 AM »
ben ji's dad is a proven winner

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #86 on: November 14, 2013, 08:52:15 AM »
Guyz, you have no idea about my dad and the hair brained schemes he has and will continue to come up with....Besides the whole "Injecting himself with bee and snake venom because science" he has had numerous "get rich quick schemes" throughout the years. These are a couple I can think of off the top of my head.


-Investing in a racing Greyhound when the woodlands first opened...the dog never won anything and was eventually "Sent to live on a farm"

- Wrote a computer program to analyze roulette numbers in the early 80's....took one of the first McIntosh's on plane to Vegas and would write down roulette numbers, go to room and plug them in to the computer, run back down and bet on the numbers his program said would come up next....he claims this worked

-Planting cherry or walnut tree's(Was going to sell the wood for gunstocks?) on my grand parents farm IN WESTERN KS.......weird, they didn't get enough rain and died.

-rough ridin' penny stocks....Loves them and would always try and get me and my brother to invest our chore money in them growing up......never worked.

-Got laid off from Honeywell/Bendix after the cold war....Joined Primerica(Multilevel marketing) and tried to make it big selling insurance for 4 years until my mom made him get a real job.

-Bought two African grey parrots and attempted to breed them for 10 years......nothing

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #87 on: November 14, 2013, 08:53:23 AM »
:lol:

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #88 on: November 14, 2013, 09:04:15 AM »
 :D

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #89 on: November 14, 2013, 09:05:58 AM »
Imagine being adopted by ben ji dad.  That's hitting the rough ridin' lottery, folks.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #90 on: November 14, 2013, 09:19:31 AM »
 :D

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #91 on: November 14, 2013, 09:21:36 AM »
Did he try showing the parrots parrot porn?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #92 on: November 14, 2013, 11:48:02 AM »
Wow.  I don't think I've ever met anyone like that irl. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2013, 10:30:05 PM »
Reading a book about the oil industry while doing holiday binging

Dad- Do you know how oil is/was created?

Ben ji- Yeah, plants during the dinosaurs compressed and heated etc etc

Dad- No that's coal. Oil comes from turmoil in the center of the earth.

Ben ji- I'm pretty sure that's wrong...

Dad- nope, ita right. How else do you explain finding oil in the gulf of mexico and places that have never been a jungle.

Ben ji- plants grow in the ocean too....



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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #94 on: December 30, 2013, 09:46:54 PM »
my father retired about a month ago from a 25 year career with a state level law enforcement agency. he is quite bored. he posted this to facebook this evening.

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The Dark Sucker Theory

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light,
but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't
emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove
that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs
suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in.
There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The
larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark.
Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck
dark than the ones in this room.
So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are
full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot
on a full Dark Sucker.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick.
You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing
all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to
the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because
it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the
disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't
handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage
Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied
or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from
the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating
Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel
into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a
great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating
candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below
the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to
slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and
darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This
is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the
lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were
to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly
opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet.
But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave
the closet.
Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #95 on: December 31, 2013, 12:55:48 AM »
lol wut

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #96 on: December 31, 2013, 01:05:58 AM »
it brings up several results on google. i'm not sure where he stole it from, or why he posted it.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #97 on: December 31, 2013, 09:32:10 AM »
I've heard of this... They sell liquid in bottles that are said to contain "Dry Suckers"
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #98 on: December 31, 2013, 11:13:01 AM »
my dad used "woof" in a text, but he meant it in the opposite way that we use it here at gE.c

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #99 on: December 31, 2013, 12:02:10 PM »
my dad used "woof" in a text, but he meant it in the opposite way that we use it here at gE.c

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